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@markitzero.bsky.social
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World’s best number 1 Bronos fan. Maruchan connoisseur. Alt text and beef tallow bath aficionado.

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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
LFG!!!
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Repost a photo of yours that would make a good album cover
Hero log 🫡
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Approved
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
From my kids’ school
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
You’re not going to believe it, but…
The “Superstar” armpit sniff was inspired by Brigham Young
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Captain, the waves are attacking. What should we do?
Machine guns fending off waves of hostile waves
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Pies? What in the actual fuck? Also, Brigham Young didn’t use butter on his toast, but instead used his own armpit chuff
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
He’s a garbage candidate and I hope he loses if he thinks this is what makes a candidate appealing. We’ve seen that trying to play the part of a republican running as a democrat is for losers and not what the majority of Americans want or need.
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Dogs when people tell them to come
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Roz gets it. #neverforget
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
He’s what now?
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I want a pet eye monster from Alien Earth
A sheep with an eye monster from Alien Earth looking more normal than Trevor Lee
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Bryant with his Birria tacos
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Pupdate. He’s perfectly camouflaged with this pillow. Just try to find his nose. You can’t. You can’t even tell he’s in the picture at all.
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I’m choosing to ignore the context of this post to send a pic of a puppy, because dogs are awesome, who always seems to find the most comfortable looking places to relax
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
What’s for dinner everyone?
I made this. I made this. I made this.
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
I love how Electric Callboy gives you exactly what you would expect if Charlie and Mac made a band.
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
LFG
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
It’s amazing how some animals just kill it at mimicking sounds with great precision and accuracy. Here we see a shoebill stork mimicking the sounds all too often heard in American schools
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
🎶And the message comin' from my eyes says…
Brian in his stupid hat - a fedora with safari flaps - singing a modified version of Seven Nation Army
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
You might not like it, but this is what quality work from a skilled manly man looks like
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I came across this baby gopher snake on the road yesterday and was able to relocate it to somewhere safer. I named it Spencers Cox.
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
“More guns are the answer NOT a society with ample safety nets where we actually care about good long-term outcomes” - dipshits
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I hope Utah does enough to deserve having this gem recreated on Saturday.
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Brigham Young didn’t shower so he never waffle stomped anything. He did, however, have bed turds. Not by accident, but by choice.
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
I am ready
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Looks like a…
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Nobody knows what a Kendall even is
Who the fuck is Kendall? Whoever it is, I can guarantee he’s a billion times cooler than that scumbag Brigham Young.
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Does it get better than this? Nope.
Brigham Young had three penis warts representing the three degrees of glory.  #needsmoremayo
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Maybe like Joseph Smith’s stick figure family?
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
This but make it a baker’s hat
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
What’s the coolest bug - dragonfly or firefly?
Brigham Young……can LMM
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Let’s have a great day everyone
Brigham Young devised a contraption to suck farts out of his own butt. He used it hourly.
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
👀
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Typical byu fan
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Sour cream belongs on waffles and should be available everywhere they’re served.
“If Brigham Young was a waffle, he would have been a twat waffle.”

- Gordon B. Hinckley
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
@eatthelurch.bsky.social
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Dogs trying to find a stable position to take a dump: this’ll do.
Dogs align their front and rear paws, making an incredibly unstable position, to do their duty
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
These photos are only for @bryanth2o.bsky.social
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
He means he’s taking that dirty bathwater soap bar she was selling
Not again, Shane. Not like this.
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I find not even having an option to use a turn signal freeing
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Mark it Zero @markitzero.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.
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