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You're right that it's not definitely the case that anti-Euro that automatically equals pro-Brexit, although "If we join the euro then the people in Brussels will take even more decisions on our behalf" does sound *quite* Brexity. We'll never know for sure (sadly).

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Mark Wilson @markhw42.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I suspect this would have been the case, he was big on the No2AV campaign, and vehemently anti-Euro. I just wish we'd have had the chance to find out. www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-poli...

bbc.co.uk

No! Rik Mayall's political campaigns

Rik Mayall won acclaim for his portrayals of an aspiring anarchist and a ruthless MP. But away from the fictional world he also played a role in two successful political campaigns.

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Mark Wilson @markhw42.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Should just have told them the truth, which is that you were merely trying to dislodge the pineapple.

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Mark Wilson @markhw42.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

What about a Cones Hotline next, Bob?

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Mark Wilson @markhw42.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Can't help thinking this fess is part of some elaborate alibi.

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Mark Wilson @markhw42.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Tomorrow on Fesshole: "Got home from work to find the dog had crapped in the living room. Knew my useless wife had already been home and left it for me to sort, so I picked it up in a poo-bag and scrubbed the carpet clean with her toothbrush."

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Mark Wilson @markhw42.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I suppose you need something to distract you from the faint smell of charred bamboo trays wafting from your oven.

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Mark Wilson @markhw42.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

And yet as long as you’ve had your face on the telly, you can apparently get any old shit published.

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Mark Wilson @markhw42.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Call off the investigation lads, Sherlock Farage has cracked the case.

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Mark Wilson @markhw42.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

It was just their turn to be picked out of the "celebrity non-entity" hat.

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Mark Wilson @markhw42.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

You got the idea from this fess, didn't you? bsky.app/profile/fess...

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Mark Wilson @markhw42.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Don’t the values matter though? £50K is more than a years salary to most people (like me!), and I’d rather have that than a 50% shot at a million. Change it to £5K and £100K, and I think the results would be rather different.

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Mark Wilson @markhw42.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I think for most people this is a no-brainer: £50K. Change the alternative to 50/50 £25K/£1M and now you're talking.

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Mark Wilson @markhw42.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Again? bsky.app/profile/anon...

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Mark Wilson @markhw42.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Bears repeating: bsky.app/profile/mark...

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Mark Wilson @markhw42.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Translation: my toaster is broken.

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Mark Wilson @markhw42.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

And the winner of the inaugural Simon Jenkins Award for Being Catastrophically Wrong Every Time He Files An Article goes to...

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Mark Wilson @markhw42.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

My first thought was Bob Carolgees, not sure where Spit the Dog’s gone though, looks like he might have eaten him.

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Mark Wilson @markhw42.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

1331 was my favourite. Instant pretend loading screen and sounds.

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Mark Wilson @markhw42.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

This bearded freak can go fuck a couch.

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Mark Wilson @markhw42.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Um... Moonpig? Maybe you'd like to rethink one of these. Especially since my birthday is in July.

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Mark Wilson @markhw42.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Scrap income tax on £5,000,000 donations from crypto scammers and £1,400,000 from ITV for eating kangaroo anus. MAN OF THE PEOPLE

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Mark Wilson @markhw42.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Came last and yet that's the tune that's going round my head this morning, yet all I can remember about the winning entry is it sounded like a rip off of this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFBW...

youtube.com

Freemasons ft. Bailey Tzuke - Uninvited (Official Video HQ)

YouTube video by Kontor.TV

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Mark Wilson @markhw42.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

The video should just have been lifted from the section of the John Hughes film "She's Having a Baby" that it was written for.

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Mark Wilson @markhw42.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

And yet people absolutely lose their shit about pineapples? In all fairness though, this could be amazing, and I’m up for giving it a go.

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Mark Wilson @markhw42.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

I don’t know if it’s *about* bins exactly, but Cookie featured them pretty extensively…

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Mark Wilson @markhw42.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Strong conclusion to draw from a study with a sample size of 16 people.

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Mark Wilson @markhw42.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Yeah, I don’t mind admitting to that, simple graphics but very effective. Although most of the shocks came when it actually managed to load correctly 😉

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Mark Wilson @markhw42.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Not a fan of facts then? Also... a lefty!? Where the fuck did you get that idea?

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