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MarkH

@markhoofnagle.medsky.social
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Trauma Surgeon. Basic Scientist. UVA/UMD/UPenn. Now WashU/STL. Blocking is curating.

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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 20/08/2026
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!  Mugatu
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 16/07/2026
Our world cup bingo. Center square in the last seconds of the game for the horizontal win was the crying british child with tears streaking his face paint. Literally every game the camerman has found a crying kid. It’s kinda messed up.
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 27/06/2026
Very pretty from the side as well. The blue is an edible paint of blueberry spirulina agar.
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 27/06/2026
My favorite St Louis bar, The Royale, has a new cocktail, “the Reflecting Pool”. You can get it with a side of bubbly to help clear it up.
An aviator cocktail with peeling blue painted blueberry spirulina sides and a green algae color reminiscent of the same samed National Monument.
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 04/06/2026
Now that Elon has blamed his politics on his trans daughter I say we stop using pictures of him and instead substitute Saturn eating his children as the man has reached Greek myth levels of hubris, gluttony, greed and bad parenting.
The Goya painting of Saturn devouring his children.
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 29/05/2026
This is objectively hilarious. Does mocking the bubble make it pop?
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 29/05/2026
People look down on the degenerates at Wall Street Bets but I can’t help loving them a little bit. They’ve been going around posting everywhere that SPCE is spaceX hoping people don’t do their research. It’s not. It’s Virgin Galactic - a defunct penny. This is hilarious
Screenshot of Virgin Galatics price getting pumped by the apes at WSB. And yes, it’s actually going up.
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 03/03/2026
I hear operation Epstein Fury is now gonna be our new forever war. He’s already saying we have infinite supply lines, a sure sign we are about to trap a few hundred thousand people in an epic blunder.
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 12/02/2026
This whole administration frankly
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 12/02/2026
The pentagon yesterday.
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 12/02/2026
In related news.
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 06/02/2026
We have to train scientists at some point to not let photographers dress us up in science drag. Shorts, a white coat, and an antique microscope, outside next to a lake? What are we going for here? Did they think no one would believe she did science if she wasn’t physically holding a microscope?
Nobel prize winner Elizabeth Blackburn, discoverer of telomerase, inexplicably photographed next to a lake in a white coat while holding an old ass microscope.
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 25/01/2026
And this is why chickenshit Act Blue dems should all be primaried to hell. Fundraising off of this shit for a billboard. A fucking billboard. Burn this party to the ground and start over. We seen any of their faces on the ground (besides Omar)? We seen any leadership risk anything to oppose?
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 25/01/2026
Oh look, just in time to prove my point. Act Blue just sent me this. A fucking billboard. They’re fundraising for an anti-ICE billboard. What a bunch of useless chicken shit worthless motherfuckers.
A fucking billboard?  Really?
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 21/01/2026
And the TACO is served!
8 minutes after the idiot said he would not implement tariff’s on Feb 1st the markets go zoom. 
Stonks!
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 18/01/2026
Tuesday morning. IYKYK.
Plates falling from a shelf rest against a glass cabinet door - an impending disaster.
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 17/01/2026
It’s almost like this shit is predictable. 3 day weekend = Idiot does something insane to unsettle the market. It’s so predictable. Seriously, get out of USD, buy into intl equity, gold and *not* US bonds. He’s trashing our currency.
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 10/01/2026
Elon built the Robochomo
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 07/01/2026
Elon built the Robochomo
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 06/01/2026
Elon built the Robochomo
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 05/01/2026
Meanwhile on Twitter.
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 02/01/2026
Was the cat Squanchy?
Squanchy caught squanching a squanch in the closet.
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 26/12/2025
It is hard to not reach this conclusion. We are doing performative bombings of empty fields to satisfy a victimhood narrative of an imaginary Christian Genocide. If they were actually trying to hit Islamists, they chose the literal opposite side of the country. This was a snipe hunt!
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 26/12/2025
So if I’m reading this right, the idiot wanted to attack terrorists on Christmas, and basically the whole world said “ok sure grandpa” and with with permission of the Nigerian government we bombed an empty field, nowhere near any actual terrorists. The locals arrived and found no one hurt:
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 21/12/2025
When you ask MS word to help you move a single piece of furniture.
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 21/12/2025
About to start writing a new grant and my collaborator and I have decided to use Overleaf because we’re so sick of how bad MS Word is. This discussion is dead on. They will add AI but they win’t fix it’s complete inability to handle images.
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 21/12/2025
When you ask microsoft to move a piece of furntiure.
A tiny living room set on the ceiling
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 21/12/2025
Also
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 21/12/2025
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 14/12/2025
Basically, they have climbed to > pre-Port Arthur levels with new gun registrations in the thousands every week. Now 21 people are dead in a mass shooting. If they get enough out there I’m sure they can get to our twice or thrice weekly average.
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 03/12/2025
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 03/12/2025
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 28/11/2025
I wish I were joking.
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 24/11/2025
Wow. After a couple weeks with no political texts today I got 4! I did a raft of f yous to all. Maybe it will buy me another few weeks of peace.
Me texting a string of f bombs to any politician who has the nerve for asking me for money after passing a resolution condemning “socialism”.
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 12/11/2025
Gross. Here’s RFK Jr swimming in fucking sewage. Find a less shitty family to glaze.
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 12/11/2025
Believe it or not this is downtown St Louis. Visible to naked eye. 3s exposure.
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 06/11/2025
This is NIH funded work and is likely a big part of Biden’s push for the “moon shot” (still hate that terminology) and the product of years of work prior to MAHA in case those asses try to take credit. They better not even try because they’ve made clear this is rhe kind of work they are eliminating
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 27/10/2025
Meme’d it.
Gus Fring “we are not the same meme” where you are angry there are people on SNAP that are not working. Gus is angry there are people that are working. We are not the same.
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 15/10/2025
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 15/10/2025
Young Republicans on the Telegram leak.
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 15/10/2025
Perhaps most fascinating is that Ben Gvir confirms his treatment of her was torture. Just no shame.
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 01/10/2025
Based on the film reviews at Rotten tomatoes, yes. Yes they do.
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 01/10/2025
Nelson pointing “Haw Haw”
Tomatometer is 96% fresh with 85% of audience agreeing.
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 01/10/2025
Sorry with alt text.
How I unsubscribe to Act Blue texts. I text fuck you in paragraphs constantly until the system drops my number.
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 01/10/2025
Giggity.
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 01/10/2025
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 01/10/2025
Gonna send this on a timer every hour to Chuck Schumer for the rest of my life.
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 29/09/2025
They “controlled” under 10 blocks! At any given time it was less than 3% percent of LA city, not even metro, area. These guys go, make a stink, it’s blown out of all proportion and unfortunately we even make it seem like strength by bitching rather than mocking it.
Fire in Trompe d’elysee. Phtographers zoom in in it to make it appear more dramatic than it is - a little trash fire.
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 17/09/2025
Have you seen his book? The guy is a paranoid loon of the 1st order living in a delusional world of psyops against the American people with Covid.
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MarkH @markhoofnagle.medsky.social · 15/09/2025
Hate it when you make me agree with reason magazine.
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