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Treehouse Of Harrison 🎃 @markharrison.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I run the pub quiz at Storytellers, which is starting lunch and coffee service soon, so has the pictured local themed mugs both for the pub and for sale. I wanted a Scruffy Cunt one but they had none left and I've been laughing about "some woman" buying all their stock as Christmas presents.

Assorted Teesside themed mugs, including one that says Scruffy Cunt #UTB

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Treehouse Of Harrison 🎃 @markharrison.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Pretty sure this lad was never in the show, but they do seem to have him on Question Time a lot.

A British Icon Dalek collectors edition from when they went absolutely daft with merch for the 50th anniversary - it's a standard 12 inch remote control Dalek but decorated with a union flag

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Treehouse Of Harrison 🎃 @markharrison.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I've just had my contributor copy of Pit Magazine's TV issue in the post, it's all about food and telly and has some words from me about how The Simpsons made doughnuts (donuts) its own. Lots of other nice bits in it too! Order your copy at pitmagazine.uk

The TV themed issue of Pit Magazine, link in post

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Treehouse Of Harrison 🎃 @markharrison.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Olaf the Russian Metalhead is no longer opening for Ed Sheeran..

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Treehouse Of Harrison 🎃 @markharrison.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Maybe I'll keep this lil journal thread going this week, cos I've barely talked about this during the season. I work part-time Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays now, so with seven hours sleep for a change, take my mind off Doctor Who and go to work... WHICH IS ABSOLUTELY FULL OF DALEKS LATELY.

A row of four boxed remote Daleks in a warehouse. Just out of shot... Loads more.

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Treehouse Of Harrison 🎃 @markharrison.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Less a wrong answer of the week than a mass delusion - an upsetting number of teams said this picture of Gloria Estefan was Jane McDonald.

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Treehouse Of Harrison 🎃 @markharrison.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Post something random or you’ll have an awful September

That one scene from Dead Man's Shoes, but it's Paddy Considine and Mr Blobby

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Treehouse Of Harrison 🎃 @markharrison.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

"A Voc class robot has over a million multi-level constrainers in its circuitry. All of them would have to malfunction before it could perform such an action."

A screenshot from the beginning of The Robots Of Death

An Always Sunny In Philadelphia style ironic episode title card, but it's The Robots Of Death

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Treehouse Of Harrison 🎃 @markharrison.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

"Don't forget to subscribe" Apple Podcasts: tinyurl.com/fqpodapple Spotify: tinyurl.com/fqpodspotify Or wherever you get your podcasts!

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Treehouse Of Harrison 🎃 @markharrison.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Yep, same, this was me at the beginning of the week.

Bernard Black laying on a table saying "I can feel bits of my brain falling away like wet cake"

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Treehouse Of Harrison 🎃 @markharrison.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

"Scraping the barrel a little there, aren't you?"

Julia Sawalha as the Doctor's companion Emma, tied to a chair on Skaro and a bit fed up, in The Curse Of Fatal Death

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Treehouse Of Harrison 🎃 @markharrison.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

This is still so funny to me. David Tennant, in 2007: nice and encouraging to an aspiring actor on a phone-in David Fourteenant, in 2022: eat shit Nathan, I'm the Doctor

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Treehouse Of Harrison 🎃 @markharrison.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

We're not actually, technically a city, but there's one (1) Doctor Who story set here, so that's better, innit. Come on up, have a parmo!

A comic panel from Evening's Empire in which the Seventh Doctor uses his umbrella to pick up an empty beer can out of the river Tees, by the Transporter Bridge, and says: "... Panama. Except this place is called Middlesbrough"

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Treehouse Of Harrison 🎃 @markharrison.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Steady on, Michael... www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Supermarket given green light after four years

Meanwhile, Michael James said he previously lived near a Lidl, before moving to Linthorpe, describing his previous experience as "hell on Earth".

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Treehouse Of Harrison 🎃 @markharrison.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Tonight's film: Over Your Dead Body! What a fun, crazy movie, I thought the casting was a bit off but it's so much a part of -- fucking hell, what's this scene doing in here? Ah, you fucked it. It's a real shame, movie cos... OK, that was funny. Haha. HAHAHA. Son of a bitch I'm back in. 3 out of 5.

The poster for Over Your Dead Body, with Samara Weaving and Jason Segel looking bloodied and holding weapons in front of a woodland cabin

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Treehouse Of Harrison 🎃 @markharrison.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Also, there are poets writing graffiti now. Compare and contrast.

INT ABANDONED WAREHOUSE - NIGHT

BARCLAY and SALT, post-sex, in FIRELIGHT. Quiet, intimate.

SALT - The name I chose is appropriate. Because you taste of salt.
BARCLAY - You taste of... I don't know. Horizons.

Some graffiti I really saw on a bus stop in Middlesbrough - "If ur reading this your probably waiting for the bus, well i've got a secret to tell ya, a shagged ya mam"

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Treehouse Of Harrison 🎃 @markharrison.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Hire me to write and host quizzes for you! Teesside-based, with more than 15 years' experience (inc. Film Quiz Friday, The Film Quiz Podcast). Currently run the weekly pub quiz at Storytellers in Stockton, every Thursday from 7:30 p.m. and working on a new quiz podcast coming soon.

Quiz teams at The Storytellers pub quiz in Stockton

Quiz teams at The Cleveland Inn in Normanby

Quiz teams at Sticky's Loft Bar and Kitchen in Stockton

Nick Helm presenting The Film Quiz Podcast Christmas special, featuring Harry Hill, Susie Dent and Kiell Smith Bynoe as contestants

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Treehouse Of Harrison 🎃 @markharrison.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Tonight's film: Office Romance! A JLo romcom done the Richmond Way. Worth watching just for Goldstein explaining why Brits can say "cunt" to Tony Hale's American HR guy, but fuck, this has an unreal ensemble cast. Jodie Whittaker and Betty Gilpin take turns stealing the whole thing. Laughed a lof

The poster for the Netflix movie Office Romance

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Treehouse Of Harrison 🎃 @markharrison.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Us, looking back at the LEGO Pharrell movie and the Shockingly Good Robbie Williams Monkey biopic bomb at the box office within months of each other, while Michael is projected to be one of this year's biggest movies:

Leonardo DiCaprio in Don't Look Up, saying "We really did have everything, didn't we?"

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Treehouse Of Harrison 🎃 @markharrison.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

When Doctor Who fans panic but they've just been staring at The Sun for too long:

Peter Capaldi looking up and yelling "THE SKY IS FALLING" in Doctor Who

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Treehouse Of Harrison 🎃 @markharrison.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone (new theme song lyrics optional)

Bob Mortimer, captioned with one of his tweets: "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't climb a ladder with a rabbit in each hand"

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Treehouse Of Harrison 🎃 @markharrison.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Not even thinking of Peter Lorre doing this but Ralph Wiggum doing Peter Lorre doing this, that's Wes in that Venn diagram right there...

Ralph Wiggum in a school play of Casablanca, dressed as Peter Lorre and saying "You despise me, don't you?"

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Treehouse Of Harrison 🎃 @markharrison.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

You and that one primary school friend your parents wished you hadn't let in their house cos now they call for you all the time when you're not even in.

Keir Starmer and Wes Streeting, both looking plastic, but Streeting looking especially sinister peeking out from behind Starmer with a lil haunted smirk

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