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Mark Gauert

@markgauert.bsky.social
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National award-winning humor columnist. (I know, that sounds funny to me too.) Founding editor of the South Florida Sun Sentinel’s City & Shore, PRIME and Explore Florida & the Caribbean magazines. www.sun-sentinel.com/city-and-shore

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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
If our president had really wanted to help, he should have invoked the Treaty of Alliance (1778) and put Kylian Mbappé in the lineup. #AllezLesBleus
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
On the down side, my middle finger still looks a little like a periscope. On the up side, I won a Charlie Award for writing about it. www.sun-sentinel.com/2025/03/03/a...
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Thank you, @wearesfj.bsky.social!
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Somehow, even with everything we’re facing, good hearts push through. My column from the new issue. www.qgdigitalpublishing.com/publication/...
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Leave them laughing when you go. (Thanks, Florida Magazine Association!)
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
At last, a Star Trek a mother could love. (At least my mother). #startrek #starfleetacademy www.qgdigitalpublishing.com/publication/...
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
First look aboard the newest ship in the Windstar Cruises fleet, “Star Seeker,” newly christened at Port of Miami. #windstarcruises
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
A semi-retirement gift from my colleagues and friends (the lines blur). lnkd.in/ePYVmicU
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
A 25th anniversary announcement, 35 years in the making. www.sun-sentinel.com/2026/01/02/a...
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
When hotel and cruise cabin towel and linen sculptures go too far. www.sun-sentinel.com/2025/10/12/w...
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Don't miss the big travel issue, coming up this weekend in print, online and convenient take-along-for-the-ride digital. www.sun-sentinel.com/2025/10/09/d...
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
If it seems we’re almost a weekly magazine these days, it’s because we are! Next up, “The Arts Issue,” www.sun-sentinel.com/2025/10/02/c...
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Loved the layout of the column in yesterday’s paper. www.sun-sentinel.com/2025/09/12/t...
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Dolphins in the sunset off Islamorada, #FloridaKeys.
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
When I leave Florida (someday), I will miss Florida. There, I’ve said it.
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Apologies to anyone currently experiencing “heat dome.” #iceland #kirkjufell
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
I divert my attention for 10 minutes, and all I have left are photos of the pretty purple orchid, the crime scene and a blurry rendering of the culprit. #iguanadon
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I know, this sounds funny to me too. Thank you kindly SPJ “Green Eyeshade” Awards, honoring “the best journalism across the Southeastern United States”!
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
For years I’ve occasionally heard the tinest sounds in the background in South Florida. Like a tiny creaking or croaking or cricket-leg scratch. I’d look around though, and there was never anything there. Yesterday, I think I finally found the source of the noises in my head. The littlest bigfoot!
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Come in and cool off with the Summer Issue, this weekend in print, online and humidity-proof digital, www.sun-sentinel.com/2025/06/05/c...
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
My second time snorkeling since that unpleasantness with a bull shark off Key Largo 25 years ago. All good. www.sun-sentinel.com/2022/11/17/o... #parquenacionalbahiadeloreto
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
For those planning seat-back tray guac on the flight back from Loreto, Mexico. Know before you go.
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Location, location, libation. #loretomexico
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Cross the Sea of Cortez.
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
All the way to the top of the page today! We're all just looking for a place, for 'people like us' | Commentary www.sun-sentinel.com/2025/05/04/w...
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Thank you, @wearesfj.bsky.social!
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Mojitos are such a thing at La Concha they have their own bar, Tropicado, just inside the doors from Duval St. There are no fewer than six (6) refreshing varieties here. If you try all six, there’s the added plus of a room available upstairs to sleep them off. www.sun-sentinel.com/2025/05/16/r...
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Outtakes from the cover photo shoot off St. Lucia for today's issue of "Explore Florida & the Caribbean." See the one we picked (besides the one we obviously did not), www.qgdigitalpublishing.com/publication/...
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Which side are you on? www.sun-sentinel.com/2025/04/12/m...
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Lightness on the edge of town. #Miami
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Not how I was hoping to make the dictionary. www.sun-sentinel.com/2025/03/03/a...
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
How differently things might have gone if the British had deployed BMX bikes.
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
No place like the Home Issue, now in print, online and digital, www.qgdigitalpublishing.com/publication/...
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
A rotating case of pies. www.sun-sentinel.com/2018/09/11/b...
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
No one wants to see how sausage is made. But I could watch chocolate being made all day. #fonddoux #soufriere #stlucia
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Matterhorns of the Caribbean. (In Switzerland, no doubt the Pitons of the Alps).
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
At the end of an unnamed road, down from the top of an unnamed hill on Mayreau, I told a guy standing on the beach beside Mama Jean’s that I must have died on the walk and arrived in heaven. He laughed. “It is nice,” he said. His name was Peter.
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Curaçao is not just blue. #Curaçao #caribbean
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Hey, front page this morning (!) www.sun-sentinel.com/2025/02/04/t...
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Heaven at Blue Heaven #KeyWest.
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
The morning after the night before on Duval Street, Key West.
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Apologies to anyone currently experiencing “ice fog.” #FloridaKeys
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Cheers.
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Sunday reading in the new issue, now in popular (and free!) digital, www.qgdigitalpublishing.com/publication/...
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
They're all my favorite issues. But the Luxury Issue has always been the most fun to put together. (There, I've said it.) Preview here, www.sun-sentinel.com/2025/01/30/g...
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
I was late appreciating #BobDylan. By the time I bought this album, 30 years had passed since "Blowin' in the Wind." In #ACompleteUnknown, Dylan first plays it for #JoanBaez. I imagined them sharing it in that moment before anyone else, and felt tears roll. Powerless in the presence of great art.
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
New Yorker adjacent! www.sun-sentinel.com/2024/06/05/a...
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I always see something new whenever I visit the Everglades. Today it was a whirlpool, which I could get used to listening to. And a big crocodile, which convinced me to stay out of the water.
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Mark Gauert @markgauert.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
When you look up "Sea Oats" in the dictionary. www.sun-sentinel.com/2024/04/09/w... @merriam-webster.com
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