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Mark Federighi

@markfederighi.bsky.social
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Portland, Oregon based photographer (weddings, elopements, portraits, etc), via Chicago. Available worldwide. Also a dad, musician, visual artist, DIYer, progressive... prone to snarky humor.

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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
*stub my toe* "See, this is why I need a ballroom."
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
My doctor just turned water into Skyrizi.
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Well, we’ve got 2 weeks to change the nuclear codes to something other than “password”.
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Earth today: I DO NOT GIVE MY PERMISSION TO FACEBOOK TO USE MY PERSONAL PHOTOS
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
It’s wild that he received the 34 felony convictions, yet we received the prison sentence.
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Markwayne Mullin can’t even secure the border between his two first names.
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Pretty sick of living in a perpetual game of Risk played by the worst men in the world.
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
BREAKING: In an effort to clear protesters, ICE has begun to project the Melania movie outside of ICE facilities.
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Sex is great, but have you ever watched a neo-Nazi, J6er get pelted with water balloons in the single digit temps of Minneapolis & then run out of town?
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Sometimes you have to remind yourself that the people on the other side of the argument have shit for brains.
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
The party of “small government” now wants to normalize federal agents going door to door asking for papers. Cool, cool, cool.
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
It’s really difficult to know whether to believe my own eyeballs or the biggest fucking liars on the face of the earth.
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
What took place 5 years ago today should’ve been the last straw on a mountain of straws. But it’s become increasingly clear that roughly 1/3 of the country actually wants a dictator as long as it’s one of their choosing. Fuck those people.
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
He’s tarnishing the good name of the FIFA Peace Prize.
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
When it finally happens there will be another baby boom 9 months later.
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
We don’t want the Apple TV release schedule of The Epstein Files, just drop the whole season at once Netflix style.
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
So it turns out fascism is not that popular. Whodathunk?!
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
South Carerdddd is beautiful this time of year. The fall colors are popping.
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Portland is on fire alright… with autumn splendor!
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I hope President Ocasio-Cortez turns the ballroom into a soup kitchen run by José Andrés.
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Imagine going around raiding restaurants & kidnapping their employees then complaining that you can't grab a sandwich & use the potty.
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I’m certainly anti-fa. Get the fa out of our cities & get the fa out of our country.
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
"I arrived in Portland as the National Guard, but I left as a Natural Gardener."
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
“ah-see... a-see-ta.... a-see-ta-mi… TYLENOL!”
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
“Daddy went on a work trip with Jesus to cover our pyrotechnics budget.”
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Does anyone know what time Uncle Baby Billy will be performing at the memorial?
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Maybe the real Antifa were the friends we made along the way.
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Whatever you do, don’t call the fascists fascists. The fascists get big mad when you call them fascists. You could get in trouble with the fascists for calling the fascists fascists.
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Disney should watch Andor. #JimmyKimmel
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Them: “The shooter was a leftist”. Us: “What makes you say that?” Them: “We really want him to be”.
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I can’t keep up, are we radical left wing lunatics too woke & empathic or too hate filled & violent? I’m getting whiplash over here!
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Only in America would another school shooting be 2nd page news to a different shooting. I ask myself daily why I still live here & raise kids here.
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
United Cities of America
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Chicago: where the Molotov cocktails will be made with Malort & the sandwich projectiles will be beef, wet with extra hot giardiniera.
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
These stars & stripes forever. #Chicago
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
“You look down, what’s wrong?” Oh, I don’t know… the president of the United States declared war via tweet on the city I called home for most of my life & said the city I currently call home is like “living in hell”. So yeah… I’m a tad miffed. #chicago #portland
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
BREAKING: Department of Defense name changed to Department of War On Our Own Citizens
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
He. Should. Not. Have. Even. Been. Able. To. Run. Again.
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Hard to think of a bigger piece of shit, admission of guilt than calling the Epstein files a "Democrat hoax" while survivor after survivor speaks on Capitol Hill.
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Saw a guy on Facebook unironically comment on a friend’s post, “Chicago is a war zone! Send the Guard in asap” Clicked on his profile & this is his cover photo. You can’t make this shit up. #chicago
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Rudy Giuliani to receive Presidential Medal of Freedom. Ceremony will take place at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
If he should die before I wake, May text alerts my cell phone shake.
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Republicans will prevent you from getting shots, but not from getting shot.
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
“Ostracize thine friends & family that support the orange one, for it is they whom are feculent matter.” - Mark 8:24
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
When I was young, I used to delight in a ridiculous shot by Michael Jordan or an amazing Walter Payton run. Now I delight in the Chairman of the Federal Reserve, Jerome Powell, shaking his head at the president. Who have I become?
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
RIP, Ozzy. I wish War Pigs wasn't still so relevant.
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
“The dog ate my Epstein list.”
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I’m not celebrating a country that’s building concentration camps & selling merch for it.
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Mark Federighi @markfederighi.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Same energy
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