marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 20hThere’s a leak, there’s a leak in the boilerif sell your heart to the junk man baby for a buck. For a buck. If you’re looking for someone to pull you out of that ditch you’re out of luck. You’re out of luck. The ship is sinking. The ship is sinking. 000
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 20hThe reverse of this, of course, is BlackAdder. Which started so horribly (though I am a season 1 defender) then immediately became incredible - to the extent that the first season is quaint 020
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 20hThis man has an absolutely killer scene in a Christopher Guest Mockumentary. 000
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Go to a Hyundai lot. It’s elantras and sonatas. Genesis if you want luxury. 000
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I love the show but “unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt” went completely berserk - the redskins, getting smooshed. 050
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026MAHA quite literally believe that getting measles is fine, and better than getting vaccinated 010
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Unironically, this is why you can’t tolerate Sylvia Brown bullshit. Because it’s a short walk here. 110
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Jesus looks like he’s on Tren, but he’s natty 000
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The real news here is that Fox had this guy on. 000
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026We spent a good 15 years absolutely lionizing “move fast and break things” and this is what we get 020
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026He doesn’t actually like or care for any of these people and, given the potential result, is free to act accordingly. 000
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’m certain this show was lousy but I was little. 231
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026an exploded office microwave burrito taught me more about inside sales than any MBA. 000
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Morgan Freeman (Seven, Lucky Number Slevin) 010
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It’s all stuff that came out 20 years prior that dudes hated. And now they’re middle aged and realize these songs are bops. So they take that over. The amount of 40 year olds who go nuts for “bye bye bye” who also were way too cool for it when they were 17 is basically all of them. 020
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026That blazer still has the folds from the SHEIN bag. 000
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You guys really don’t understand that Schmitt being wrong doesn’t matter. Our royal mothers in law now believe this. 010
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Well at least it will succeed in its intention, making my mother in law believe it 020
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“We’re 100% okay with all of this. But not to us.” 010
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Exit Chased By a Bear Antigonus: (offstage) FUCK! 120
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026There were *competing*tv talk shows that were Mediums. This was treated as serious television. At least now Gen Z would watch Jonathan Edward’s and make a jerking off gesture. And they’d just shit on Van Praagh. 000
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ok. It seems likes they are using this as, and I’m really meeting them halfway, to say “These people don’t exist. And they are voters for democrats” 010
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Cobra Commander could pull this shit off. 000
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The norms stopped being “we disagree on the proper usage of municipal tax dollars and the social safety net” and became “we disagree on whether or not you are a person who deserves dignity” Eat shit 010
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Continually refer to Ross Douthat as the most incredible voice of a generation and someone whose opinions guide me, and get everything wrong. 070
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“I don't have your money here. It's at Bill's house and Fred's house!" 010
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I’d never even heard of a trough urinal until I went to Fenway when I was about 20. And I remember thinking “what the fuck is this” 010
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026UConn had (might still) the most ridiculous shower set up I’ve ever seen. It wasn’t gym showers thats a wall with a head like three feet but no privacy. That keeps things from getting out of control. THIS was a giant cylinder with a shower head like every 60 degrees. Completely insane 110
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Literally *every* education “disruptor” or MAHA adjacent new school that doesn’t indoctrinate your kids has a version of “your kid will do what they want and not a strict curriculum” 120
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026If you’re woman steps out with another man… THATS THE BREAKS! THATS THE BREAKS! 000
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Isn’t November when the open period is? 000
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You just invented recruiters for entry level. 000
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It would have been more efficient to to just write “I think my readers are assholes” 000
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Great. When I google “how to patch a hole in drywall” I’m gonna get told: Spackle Screwdriver and dry wall screws Kathleen Kennedy ruined Star Wars. 000
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Guys who want a trad wife think they’re getting a Frank Reynolds-esque “bang maid” 000
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The employment social contract being obliterated is especially destructive. What was once “if the company is doing well, I am generally safe” has become “if the company is doing well I may be more at risk” 010
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Discussion at work got me more amped than usual. Who would win in a street fight: Godzilla or King Kong. Godzilla can not use his breath weapon. Can use tail. They can both bite. Rules are essentially boxing or MMA. It’s King Kong, in a walk, right? 100
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Chemtrails and directed weather are fairly common MAHA thoughts now. Ask me how I know. 000
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026But, and hear me out, what if the person you interviewed is a fucking dummy 020
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The Atlantic ladies and gentlemen The New Yorker, by and for assholes. 010
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Yes!!! No one involved thought Weiss was anything less than the voice of a generation and a stunning success in every facet of her career. 000
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Usually when you have that much ink you have performed a bench press. 000
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Who’s the most chaotic choice to give the One Ring to?static.klipy.comChristina Ricci as Wednesday AddamsALT: Christina Ricci as Wednesday Addams 010
marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Animal magnetism of a young Steve McQueen 000