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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 20h
There’s a leak, there’s a leak in the boilerif sell your heart to the junk man baby for a buck. For a buck. If you’re looking for someone to pull you out of that ditch you’re out of luck. You’re out of luck. The ship is sinking. The ship is sinking.
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 20h
The reverse of this, of course, is BlackAdder. Which started so horribly (though I am a season 1 defender) then immediately became incredible - to the extent that the first season is quaint
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 20h
This man has an absolutely killer scene in a Christopher Guest Mockumentary.
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Go to a Hyundai lot. It’s elantras and sonatas. Genesis if you want luxury.
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love the show but “unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt” went completely berserk - the redskins, getting smooshed.
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
MAHA quite literally believe that getting measles is fine, and better than getting vaccinated
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Unironically, this is why you can’t tolerate Sylvia Brown bullshit. Because it’s a short walk here.
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jesus looks like he’s on Tren, but he’s natty
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The real news here is that Fox had this guy on.
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We spent a good 15 years absolutely lionizing “move fast and break things” and this is what we get
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He doesn’t actually like or care for any of these people and, given the potential result, is free to act accordingly.
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m certain this show was lousy but I was little.
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
an exploded office microwave burrito taught me more about inside sales than any MBA.
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Morgan Freeman (Seven, Lucky Number Slevin)
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No beardos means Sikhs.
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s all stuff that came out 20 years prior that dudes hated. And now they’re middle aged and realize these songs are bops. So they take that over. The amount of 40 year olds who go nuts for “bye bye bye” who also were way too cool for it when they were 17 is basically all of them.
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
erudite, datum, jamoke, fongool
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That blazer still has the folds from the SHEIN bag.
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The guy from Parks and Rec?
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You guys really don’t understand that Schmitt being wrong doesn’t matter. Our royal mothers in law now believe this.
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well at least it will succeed in its intention, making my mother in law believe it
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“We’re 100% okay with all of this. But not to us.”
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Exit Chased By a Bear Antigonus: (offstage) FUCK!
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There were *competing*tv talk shows that were Mediums. This was treated as serious television. At least now Gen Z would watch Jonathan Edward’s and make a jerking off gesture. And they’d just shit on Van Praagh.
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ok. It seems likes they are using this as, and I’m really meeting them halfway, to say “These people don’t exist. And they are voters for democrats”
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cobra Commander could pull this shit off.
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The norms stopped being “we disagree on the proper usage of municipal tax dollars and the social safety net” and became “we disagree on whether or not you are a person who deserves dignity” Eat shit
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s not the money. She agrees
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Continually refer to Ross Douthat as the most incredible voice of a generation and someone whose opinions guide me, and get everything wrong.
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“I don't have your money here. It's at Bill's house and Fred's house!"
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’d never even heard of a trough urinal until I went to Fenway when I was about 20. And I remember thinking “what the fuck is this”
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
UConn had (might still) the most ridiculous shower set up I’ve ever seen. It wasn’t gym showers thats a wall with a head like three feet but no privacy. That keeps things from getting out of control. THIS was a giant cylinder with a shower head like every 60 degrees. Completely insane
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Literally *every* education “disruptor” or MAHA adjacent new school that doesn’t indoctrinate your kids has a version of “your kid will do what they want and not a strict curriculum”
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you’re woman steps out with another man… THATS THE BREAKS! THATS THE BREAKS!
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Isn’t November when the open period is?
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You just invented recruiters for entry level.
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It would have been more efficient to to just write “I think my readers are assholes”
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Great. When I google “how to patch a hole in drywall” I’m gonna get told: Spackle Screwdriver and dry wall screws Kathleen Kennedy ruined Star Wars.
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
COO-COO KA-CHAA! COO-COO KA-CHAA!
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Guys who want a trad wife think they’re getting a Frank Reynolds-esque “bang maid”
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The employment social contract being obliterated is especially destructive. What was once “if the company is doing well, I am generally safe” has become “if the company is doing well I may be more at risk”
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Discussion at work got me more amped than usual. Who would win in a street fight: Godzilla or King Kong. Godzilla can not use his breath weapon. Can use tail. They can both bite. Rules are essentially boxing or MMA. It’s King Kong, in a walk, right?
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Chemtrails and directed weather are fairly common MAHA thoughts now. Ask me how I know.
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
But, and hear me out, what if the person you interviewed is a fucking dummy
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Atlantic ladies and gentlemen The New Yorker, by and for assholes.
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yes!!! No one involved thought Weiss was anything less than the voice of a generation and a stunning success in every facet of her career.
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Usually when you have that much ink you have performed a bench press.
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Who’s the most chaotic choice to give the One Ring to?
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Christina Ricci as Wednesday Addams
ALT: Christina Ricci as Wednesday Addams
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marketingcjr.bsky.social @marketingcjr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Animal magnetism of a young Steve McQueen
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