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Yes, the same one from that other place that no one knows me on either. I've been dead for a long time. I'm just waiting for my body to get the message.

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Market @marketdf.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I want to congratulate trump on getting rid of his bowel obstruction. That really had to be painful. #LindseyGraham #ColonCritter
Lindsey Graham, known to be a spineless, boot-licking trump cultist of the highest order, seen here moments after being removed from trump's colon where he's been living for years.
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Market @marketdf.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
How in the hell have I lived for 54 years without spreading Nutella on a Nutter Butter before? If anyone needs me, I'll be on my kitchen floor covered in that.
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Market @marketdf.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Anyone in Albuquerque missing their peacock? This one was hanging out at at my job today.
Peacock hanging out at my job in Albuquerque today.
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Market @marketdf.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
GenX retirement party = funeral
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Market @marketdf.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
This is to the bloated orange moron currently stinking up the White House. Fuck you. I know he won't read this because he's too busy avoiding legal consequences and pocketing our money. My wife and I collectively make less than 90k a year and owe nearly two grand in taxes for last year. Fuck you.
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Market @marketdf.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
This has been going through my head a lot lately.
A picture of Boromir from Lord of the Rings, with the text "One does not simple ramble on out of Mordor" as is suggested in the 1969 Led Zeppelin song "Ramble On".
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Market @marketdf.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
So... How's everyone else's night going?
A car ran into our house, smashing a wall and garage door.
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Market @marketdf.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
#Caturday belly rubs are demanded, not suggested.
This is Ferret. He thinks he's a dog. He's a 22 pound cat that plays fetch and loves to have his belly scratched.
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Market @marketdf.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Why are antacid tablets made in citrus flavors?
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Market @marketdf.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Just got the opportunity to ask some door-knocker missionaries, "Tell me... How did a dude find enough lumber in a desert to solo-build an aircraft carrier?" As I closed the door, the looks on their faces... "shook" does not cover it. Those two will never be the same again.
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Market @marketdf.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
There are four lights.
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Market @marketdf.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
So, let me see if I understand this correctly... My wife and I collectively make less than 70k a year, her as a public school teacher and me as a printer. We owe the IRS $1500 for 2024. Meanwhile, the criminal-in-chief golfs on our dime and billionaires pay nothing. I got that right, yeah? 🙄
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Market @marketdf.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
This is probably going to be me in a year, once the "reeducation camps" get rolling.
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a man is sitting on the floor in a dark room with a flashlight in his hand .
Alt: Steve McQueen's character, Hilts, in the movie "The Great Escape" sitting in solitary confinement in a PoW camp, throwing a ball against the wall and catching it to pass the time. Probably going to be me in a year.
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Market @marketdf.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Got this photo of a sundog this morning in New Mexico. Hadn't ever seen one before, so I thought it was pretty cool. #NewMexico
Sundog in New Mexico this morning. It happens when light passes through ice crystals in the atmosphere.
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Market @marketdf.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Here's a roadrunner warming up in the New Mexico sun this morning.
Roadrunner fluffed up catching sun to warm up in New Mexico.
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Jana Warrior Angel @janabw81.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
History is repeated itself. The following excerpt was written by Dietrich Bonhoeffer while imprisoned by the Nazis is 1943, shortly before he was executed.
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Market @marketdf.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I just wrote a letter to VP Harris through the White House gov page and I suggest you do, too. 14A, S3 is crystal clear on this matter. Yes, I know the cultists are going to freak out about this. Let them. They made the rules and they can kick rocks if they think we're not going to play by them.
A letter to VP Harris asking her to stand for the Constitution and not certify the 2024 election, referencing Section 3 of the 14th Amendment as grounds for her to not do so.
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Market @marketdf.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
From Oct 3, 2023: At the grocery store. Kind of got in someone's way, apologize for it. She tells me, "Honey, you aren't in the way of anyone. It's the rest of the world that's in the way." Had a really hard time keeping my shit together. Thanks, lady. Whoever you are. 🤗
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Market @marketdf.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Ferret thinks he's a dog.
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Market @marketdf.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I should say something.
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