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Mark Ebner

@markebner.bsky.social

563 followers 617 following 505 posts

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳.

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Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 16h

Do I look fat in this old Showtime series that I co-starred in?

Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

You know you're getting old (and you've still got it), when dueling $10 discounts at #Walgreens and #CVS in your inbox gives you a semi.

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Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Halloween is creeping up again?

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Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Hailing from the Coffee Milk State, I am here to report that these frozen confections never disappoint:

Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Meet Bella the Dappled Dachsund

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Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Monday ride. #Malibu

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Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Before the movie Pain & Gain, there was Muscle Bound. With your host: ME. youtu.be/Sf1V0rMl06E?...

truTV CRIME | Rich and Reckless: Muscle Bound | FULL EPISODE

YouTube video by truTV UK

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Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

14th St.

Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

A cuck hassock.

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Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Provincetown

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Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I'm in your television: Natalie Wood - An American Murder Mystery on Hulu.

Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Donald's Donalds has the kiss of death upon his candidacy.

Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

via @variety - Ali G responds to UK backlash against his upcoming mockumentary, "Ali G: "Who Is I?": “In an age when a single comedian’s career can be ended by a single un-PC joke, I thought I’d play it safe and bring this guy back.”

Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The classic Colonial cuck chair.

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Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Natalie Harp went to the rape factory, Liberty University. She represents a fully-indoctrinated "type" there - which takes nothing from the dignity of young women falling victim to rampant, power-imbalanced, on-campus sexual assault. Read about it:

Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

www.ms.now/news/trump-m...

Trump to appear on Michael Cohen’s podcast

The president is scheduled to record a podcast Wednesday with his former lawyer and fixer, according to a White House official.

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Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Trump is skedded to appear on Michael Cohen's podcast. [Psst, Mikey: Don't forget to bring your shinebox.]

Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Yo, here's your President with his serial child rapist pal, Mike Caruso!

Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Hef reported Epstein to the FBI multiple times in 2025 for trafficking and SA. Cool. I can start posting this ambush selfie again:

Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Endless Color Pizza, Topanga

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Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

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Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

My first thought was, "homeless insurance."

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Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Sunday Hike. Red Rock Canyon. Los Angeles County. Steve Hilton is not welcome here.

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Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

After the fire. #PacificPalisades

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Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I can be awful.

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Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Out of Tennessee. Not AI.

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Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I am still in your television.

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Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I'm in your television.

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Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

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Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Jesus was a lifelong bachelor; so, let's martyr Lindsey Graham!

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Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

And, required reading:

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Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

youtu.be/rCEeIIUwwHA?...

Jerry Falwell Jr. Opens Up About Trump, Faith and Michael Cohen

YouTube video by 77 WABC Radio

Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

In his quest for cash and a pardon, Michael Cohen launches his Calvacade of Cuckery. [Link in comments.]

Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Flashback Friday: Laundry Day

Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Alternate headline: Michael Cohen is broke.

Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

If it fit, we printed it.

Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

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Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Premieres tonight. (I'm in it.)

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Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Trump actually posted this... as a flex.

Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

One-time for the old guy. WSOP Super Seniors. Let's go!

Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

The Jerry Falwell Jr. Honorable Cuck Chairs.

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Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Who else loves Los Angeles County?

Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Friday ride.

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Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Trump-on-Platner: "He's a pig."

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Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Freshness guaranteed.

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Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Sunday ride.

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Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

You could fill Teddy's head with nickels and be a wealthy man.

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Mark Ebner @markebner.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Junior would steal your drugs, then help you look for them. The 80s: He took David and a pal out in his Whaler off Hyannis at night - no lights, no safety vests. They hit a rock, and their pal gashed his leg. David somehow rushed him to an emergency room, where Robert scammed his pain meds.

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