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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Certainly the most important.

Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

76ERS AS BREAD: LeBarm James Joel Embaps Jaylen Brown Bread V.J. Edgecrumb Ty-ryes Maxey Dominick Barnbrack Naan Wade Anfernee Cinnamons Adem Buna Jabapi Walker Caleb Loaf Kentavious Caldwell-Poppadom Crustin Edwards Ryan Crumpert Ariel Hukportilla Ciabaron Philon Dillon Scones

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I have tons of sympathy and empathy for the story and struggles of Michael Sweetney. But God I wish we had all had more sympathy and empathy back then. Rest in peace big man.

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Shout out to Donyell Marshall Jr for looking exactly like his dad.

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

You are so far! We should form a club

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I can't actually remember now as we filmed back in March. What I do know is that the producer said to me "the list of facts you submitted was easily the longest we've ever had". So hopefully they weren't all terrible.

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

List of people to have recognised me in life now reads this: a) Guy in the queue for KFC at the southbound M1 Woodall services about 14 years ago b) Kosta Koufos (don't ask, I don't know) c) Rob Dover

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Benjamin Benoit @benjaminbnt.fr · 31/08/2026

Also shoutout to @markdeeks.bsky.social and his soothing, authoritative vibe - love that! Hope you're all still in it Mark! 😌

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Having won over the hearts and minds of the British public - or the complete opposite of that, it's hard to tell - we will be back on your screens at some point in October. New flamingo shirt, same overall vibe. I'm sorry, Victoria. #onlyconnect

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I talk a lot, it was the logical fit.

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

It's been a decade since I last overtalked and underperformed on a TV quiz show, so it's time for a new one. Here we go again. Only Connect, BBC Two, 24th August, 8pm. We're never beating the thruple accusations.

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Actually, ignore that, it's going quite well this. Really bodes well for the rest of the tournament.

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

IDEA: Third-place playoff to be held immediately after the final. Everyone filing out the stadium as the game kicks off, people packing away during the first half, only sound in the stadium is the hoover being run round the terraces. Could do it in a pub car park.

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Most of my words for the next hour will rhyme with ducking so it's probably not the best time to talk about stuff really.

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Just once. Just one time, to watch a major tournament victory with family. Only one. Oh well.

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Proper effing game of football, this. Huge fan. Saka for Rogers, this is the perfect Saka game, but otherwise wouldn't change a thing. Bring it home.

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

People talk a lot about Noni Madueke not having a right foot, but they often neglect to mention that he doesn't have a left foot, either.

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Everyone in England is uniting behind the football result but let's not forget we still face tremendous issues as a country. For example, Tesco have stopped doing their three-for-two offer on crispy potato slices.

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Might need a fair old splodge of that Factor 50 if we're sending England and Norway to Miami in July

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Now over to Harry Kane for a quick interview

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Beautiful time to be English. Winston Churchill, fish and chips, Prince William, Three Lions fallen empires, crumpets, Factor 50 sun cream, Jude Bellingham, we've got it all. I might even like Wonderwall now.

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Oh you have to stay up until 4am to watch us lose in the World Cup against Mexico? Yeah well I would stay up until 5am to watch JamesOn Curry play for four seconds at a time and watch the Kings play three power forward lineups. Miss me with it. (Medal rescinded, but worth it.)

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I have managed not to do any gatekeeping about the fact that my whole country is doing its nut at staying up to 2am for this one-off England game, and frankly I deserve a medal.

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

No more Madueke. No more Spence. Rice at right back, start Eze. It's the only way to unshoot our own foot.

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Yeah you're done. Drop that rim to eight foot and throw down one weak two-footed two-handed dunk a year in a vain attempt to stay young, it's all that's left.

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Ok can't lie this is tremendous bot content

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Can't fall like that at this age, it'll shatter something

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Yeah so I'm not her in many, many ways

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Just to clarify/disagree, "full mutual options" aren't a thing in the NBA.

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I just cut my losses and moved to a bungalow. Figured I wouldn't have to do that until I was about 112 but here we are already.

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Just took my socks off, very liberating feeling, would recommend it to anyone.

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

If they just wanted someone to shoot threes, I'd've done it for, like, $16.5 million. They never asked me really.

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I'm four months older than him, and honestly, it might as well be four million years considering how differently we move.

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

* adds Expired Coupons And Spite to list of potential album names *

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Don't worry, we will soon die!

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

LeBron James, 41 years old - still the NBA's biggest market-mover, the one holding all the keys, and still better at basketball than almost everyone else on the planet. Mark Deeks, 41 years old - slept a bit weird last night and hasn't been able to turn left all day today.

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

$14 million for one year for Jock Landale is a hell of a lot of money. That's more than I earn in FIVE years.

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

You're playing with fire, don't get cocky.

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Just a few hours left for Khris Middleton to sign an extension and avoid free agency. The most the Mavericks can offer him is a four year, $208,834,639 pact that runs through 2030, but Middleton may be wanting to see what he can get on the open market instead.

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

It's not 2013 any more, Tim. Move on. Says this hypocrite.

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

If Cam Boozer is only at best the third best player in it, you've got yourself a hell of a draft

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Always found it fascinating how a few NBA players treat LinkedIn like middle managers. "I'm happy to announce I have started a new role at Shooting Guard at Dallas Mavericks" oh right yeah cool I remember seeing the ad posted but the position wasn't right for me

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

It is a uniquely British problem and always has been.

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Kai Jones, former Hornets big who talked himself into getting waived two years ago, has shot 120-127 from the field this season. A 94.5% field goal percentage. No I'm not making that up. heavy.com/sports/nba/c...

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Mark Deeks @markdeeks.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Absolutely delighted to report that after four perfect hours, my stream died at this exact moment. I therefore have no idea how the fifth penalties went, but can only imagine they went really well and am thrilled by Arsenal's victory.

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