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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah, I'm sure THIS time Justin Fields would look like a NFL quarterback.
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If your choice for starting QB is Deshaun Watson, then you have no time for "facts" or "reality" or "making a lick of sense."
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
so there’s one thing question here that doesn’t even take basic reporting. one of the girls said sharing a locker room with a trans basketball player made her uncomfortable. that player is from tumwater high. the trans player is from shelton high. opposing teams do not share a locker room
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Sheil Kapadia @sheilkapadia.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The Seahawks had a bye in Week 10 of Mike Macdonald's first season (2024). Since then, they have gone 23-5, and only one team has beaten them by more than 4 points over a 28-game span.
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
"No one understands a word this guy is saying," except, of course, the 500+ million Spanish speakers in the world.
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The best sign of Mike Macdonald's elite-tier coaching is he got great reps out of Jobe, Drake Thomas, and Ty Okada.
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
To make it more entertaining, the coaches each call plays for the other team. Who can sabotage the other side more effectively? Also, no punting.
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
You can't expect professional sportswriters to watch games on the west coast. They get sleepy.
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Chicks love the long ball.
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
"Rights are for me; responsibilities are for you."
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
media.tenor.com
a man says maybe if you squint a little in a dark room
ALT: a man says maybe if you squint a little in a dark room
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
James Cook letting it be known that he's getting the last slice of pizza from now on. "Oh, you want that piece? Do you have a NFL rushing title? I didn't think so!"
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
"DVOA loves the Seahawks but here's my cherry-picked reasons for remaining attached to my preconceptions."
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Josh Allen: not noteworthy at 3.9%. Sam Darnold: Highlight-worthy at 4.0%.
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Such a bad-faith take. If she'd dressed down, the headline would be calling her shabby and disrespectful.
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
...against the Seahawks defense.
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Still smarting over that NFC Championship loss to the Seahawks.
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
The Panthers drafted about three-fourths of a QB and got half of a passing offense out of it.
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I hear that internally they refer to it as "losing least."
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Same as always: he got distracted by something shiny.
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
The Shedeur truthers are one of the more tedious elements of this year's fandom.
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Factual correctness is too woke.
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Another chance to run ineffectually into the line coming up here...
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Like a broken clock, analytics skeptics expect to be proven right if they just wait long enough.
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
There are two parts to the job of NFL GM: doing the job and keeping the job. Schoen is not good at the first part, but seemingly excellent at the second.
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
"It's time for Jameis Winston" is a phrase that peaked in 2015 and has been in steady decline ever since.
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
And also gave Daniel Jones a monster contract after one good season. That decision is looking a little better now that Jones is playing well for a different team, but it was still malpractice when he had the franchise tag sitting right there.
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Dead man walking GM to hire a coach for the next GM to fire in two or three years.
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Commanders have to be going on every fourth down now, right? Just send the punter home and roll the dice. #Seahawks
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I see what you did there!
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Jordan Love's media backers are like cicadas. They go underground for long stretches, knowing that some day they'll sing again.
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Maybe. Possibly. Really, who can be sure about such a thing? We'll only know in hindsight.
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
On the stats line, that will look like a blunder by Mariota. Life is hard for QBs.
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Remember when the reason Sam Darnold looked so good on the Vikings was because any QB would look good when throwing to Justin Jefferson in an offense designed by Kevin O'Connell?
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
It's definitely a mixed blessing to be on this list. Great that you're escaping so many sacks, not great that you have so many potential sacks to evade.
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Spend years investing in a study of the problem instead of attempting to do anything about the problem.
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
If you're not partying, why do you hate America?!
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
It's been stunning to see how far this team has fallen since that 70-point game vs the Broncos. It's like that episode in "The Simpsons" where Homer just keeps bouncing down from the top of the cliff to the bottom of the canyon.
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Is there a ICE job requirement aside from overt racism?
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
My favorite are the home runs where the pitcher doesn't even bother to look. Everyone knows it's gone just from the sound off the bat.
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
If you have a financial or emotional motivation to believe that AI is a hoax, you'll find plenty of echo chambers to reinforce that impression. (And yes, I know that this is an echo chamber as well - the point still stands.)
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
The Seahawks are unaccustomed to the experience of having two healthy tackles.
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Part of this debate is the question: does meaning reside in the written text, or is it created in the act of reading? Do we privilege the author's intended meaning over a meaning discovered by the reader, and if so—why? Seems to me the most important thing is to find meaning where we can.
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Lizzie O'Leary @lizzieohreally.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
This picture is from 1992 in LA and using it in this post and story shows terrible news judgment.
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Every time the #Saints play a quality team close makes the #Seahawks blowout win look better.
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
First I hear that folks on TikTok are predicting the Rapture this week, and then I hear that Daniel Jones is the NFL's top-ranked QB. This might be it, guys. The apocalypse is near at hand.
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
So much better now that Micah Parsons is on another team. </sarcasm>
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
You'd think by now no one would still be thinking of "a Patriots offense" as aspirational in any way.
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I used to joke that my father would be late to his own funeral. Then he died, and as the executor of his estate, I made sure his ashes showed up on time. In his case, I can state unequivocally: it was 100% disrespect of others.
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markd64.bsky.social @markd64.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
At this point, the only thing that makes a lick of sense is that Jerry Jones does this for attention.
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