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Cheetah

@markcheetah.bsky.social
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Minnesota Vikings, Mechanical Keyboards, dogs>cats, Oklahoma State

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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
My thanks in advance to anyone who will listen to dear leader's rambling this evening. I can't physically listen to him for more than about a minute so I'll rely on your review. You're doing God's work.
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Someone needs to make a FOIA request right now for that call.
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Release the Epstein files.
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I wish everything wasn't about dear leader. Would love the story to just be about a great game and a great team comeback.
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Is dear leader picking up those golden trump phones while he is in China to bring back to his followers?
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a cartoon character says " why didn t i think of that "
ALT: a cartoon character says " why didn t i think of that "
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Not me, I feel anxious and vulnerable. Then I remember I have my smartwatch. I'm aware this is not healthy.
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
My hot take is that having a child in America costs $1,000 a month for the rest of your life. It starts as daycare and diapers. Then it is travel soccer and braces. Then car insurance, college, then maybe a wedding, then grand children, etc. Yep, 1k a month.
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
But her emails!
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This is like someone complaining that people are eating all the Cheetos when they have that orange Cheetos dust on their fingers and mouth.
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Maybe airlines could pay TSA agents and the Fed can reimburse them when this gets resolved.
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
And he had to make clear that he left with his kids.
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
If he wants to play and winning a SB is his main goal, why wouldn't he sign for the league minimum? He's about to marry a billionaire, money can't really be the impediment to a return. This would give the team more money to sign players to help the team.
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Thought and prayers
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no !
ALT: a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying oh no !
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
The drain the swamp people seem to be quiet these days
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I think the saying goes, not all Republicans are racist. But, all racists are Republicans.
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
China wants Taiwan, Russia wants Ukraine, I guess dear leader is feeling left out.
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
So the undocumented are monsters but Epstein friends are just boys being boys. Do I have that. Right?
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I feel no grace for these people who draw a distinction on these issues. Dear leader is so profoundly corrupt that it really doesn't matter to me that you disagree on ..this..
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I'm unable to listen to the rambling dear leader for long periods of time so I will rely on others who will listen to him tonight so I don't have to. My thanks in advance.
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Melo Celly.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
Time person of the year cover for 2025
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
@gavinnewsom.bsky.social you issuing federal pardons now?
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Cousins got punched in the face on that play.
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Are the tires just bad on these things?
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I hate dear leader but these market numbers are just objectively wrong. Both are higher today.
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I hope the billionaires who have money to donate for the destruction of the White House will also donate to food pantries. Seems like the least they can do. And I do mean least.
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Vaccines for me, not for thee
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Maybe the single worst headline ever written.
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
You have to be open to the idea that the pilots that are left after years of fighting in Ukraine are, perhaps, not that skilled at navigating.
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Manufacturing a crisis then taking credit for fixing I. kansasreflector.com/2025/09/25/a...
kansasreflector.com
Agriculture secretary announces major crops purchase, antitrust efforts at Kansas City conference • Kansas Reflector
U.S. Department of Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins announced Thursday plans to boost American farmers by purchasing millions of bushels of crops.
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
He's just not the person for this moment. Politics has changed.
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I'm serious when I say that undocumented workers should get a blazer from goodwill and wear it everyday. Maybe get an old school briefcase. If ICE stops you say in English, Is this going to take long, I'm late for a meeting.
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
So is life just one active shooter after the other?
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The man literally takes secret service protection away from his rivals.
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I think undocumented workers can beat this by throwing on a tie when working so as not trigger "reasonable suspicion". Throw in a briefcase and talk on your Bluetooth headset and keep saying in English, I'm late for a meeting.
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
This can't be right. He keeps yammering on about how he stops wars, does not start wars.
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
youtu.be/JFvujknrBuE?... Jake's excuse was better than dear leader's trying to gaslight everyone over Epstein relationship.
youtu.be
The Blues Brothers - Jake's Excuses
YouTube video by Christos P
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Two weeks never comes, like infrastructure week.
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Curious if he will begin to rely on a wheelchair. He'll hate that look.
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
You can have it in two weeks.
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
The Cognitive Dissonance is hitting MAGA hard right now.
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
they need them to bolster legitimacy that they do not otherwise have.
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
If the Medicaid cuts are not real, then the deficit has to grow, right? How are they balancing their equation?
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
This aged well
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
When all the immigrants are rounded up and removed from society, the people cheering for deportation will find that their lives are still miserable. Who then will they blame for their misery? It won't be themselves.
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Yeah I'm stealing this.
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Protest signs have been top notch. The creativity has not disappointed.
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
All? So just leave the native people?
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Cheetah @markcheetah.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Was everyone white? Seriously
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