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I remember Riker challenging two Klingons to hang with him, and somehow he survived. I also remember the wreckage in the room when Neelix had a go with one. Legendary.

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@Markbunchofnumbers@bsky.social @mark79542085.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I have no idea, but this is an opportunity to say yellow-bellied sap sucker

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@Markbunchofnumbers@bsky.social @mark79542085.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Being an eagle fan is the same as being a Rams fan is the same as being a charter fan is the same as being a Seahawks fan. You have to bet against them, but only when it doesn’t seem obvious and that’s the only way you will win. And I don’t even wanna talk about my motherfucking Kings.

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@Markbunchofnumbers@bsky.social @mark79542085.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Fuckin’ Rams 🐏. I don’t wanna hear it.

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@Markbunchofnumbers@bsky.social @mark79542085.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I went through that shit in April. Uh 🙄… that shit went through me in April. Feeling you, Maggie.

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@Markbunchofnumbers@bsky.social @mark79542085.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Oops 😬 I ate three soulmates for dinner last night.

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@Markbunchofnumbers@bsky.social @mark79542085.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Clyde McKinley. The other one doesn’t matter.

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@Markbunchofnumbers@bsky.social @mark79542085.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

A Vague-an is someone willing to try Trump’s imported mystery meat.

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@Markbunchofnumbers@bsky.social @mark79542085.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

While entering a baking contest that will pull in a cool million, with some of the proceeds saving a Christmas tree farm that has been there for six generations. The dude is a flannel-wearing white handyman who has an adorable eight-year-old child from a saintly white woman who died of cancer.

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@Markbunchofnumbers@bsky.social @mark79542085.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I work for the Hallmark Channel. Whaddaya mean it’s formulaic? It’s a stunning coincidence that a white woman from a small town returns home from New York over the holidays and falls in love with her high school sweetheart who happens to be trying to save the food bank, toy drive, and orphanage

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@Markbunchofnumbers@bsky.social @mark79542085.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Why is it so fucking hard to find someone to snuggle and watch a movie with?

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@Markbunchofnumbers@bsky.social @mark79542085.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Thank you 😊! Our small company’s business quadrupled and the owners bought a $600,000 house with fresh cash. We got four slices of fuck-ass pizza.

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@Markbunchofnumbers@bsky.social @mark79542085.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

No one should be homeless. Over two years of wishing I could die in my sleep or have an accident.

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@Markbunchofnumbers@bsky.social @mark79542085.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I don’t know if it’s so much a case of believing the women, as it is literally saying in society that they matter as much as men do.

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@Markbunchofnumbers@bsky.social @mark79542085.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Food shopping is easy these days. When I go to the grocery store, I simply buy the 12 items that haven’t been recalled yet.

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@Markbunchofnumbers@bsky.social @mark79542085.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I taught at a school where they had an academic resource center. That in itself isn’t so special, but it was noteworthy that they had a bowl full of dum dums on the front counter.

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@Markbunchofnumbers@bsky.social @mark79542085.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ooo… we can do this all day with verifying trigonometric identities!

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@Markbunchofnumbers@bsky.social @mark79542085.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

So do I… and they work, which I appreciate!

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@Markbunchofnumbers@bsky.social @mark79542085.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Is there no limit to your math jokes? Is X approaching zero or infinity?

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