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John Cthulhu

@mark1automaton.bsky.social
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My highest current life aspiration is to run tabletop games about pretending to be wizards.

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John Cthulhu @mark1automaton.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Case in point: Henry V, manly warrior-king, rocking a blue dress. If they saw him walking down the street today they'd want to do a hate crime on him, because he and his age are fundamentally beyond their understanding.
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John Cthulhu @mark1automaton.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Why does Fox News act like Lex Luthor, fictional character, owns them? #supergirl
Screenshots from The Five, conservative political talk show on Fox News, on the topics of the films Superman (2025) and Supergirl (2026). The headers respectively are "Superwoke: Iconic Hero Movie to Embrace Pro-Immigrant Themes" and "Super-Bisexual: Supergirl movie desperate to keep Hollywood woke"
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John Cthulhu @mark1automaton.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Putin and Zelensky on their way to assassinate another Russian general.
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John Cthulhu @mark1automaton.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
If you want to know how to make Elon Musk respect you, the European Commission fining him a pittance makes him call for the EU's abolition, while Russia banning/restricting X makes him shill for Russian politicians and protect them from fact-checking. He will always show his belly at a real threat.
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John Cthulhu @mark1automaton.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Yes, Mr President.
A screenshoot of a lengthy Truth Social post by Donald Trump, with most of the words blacked out to only leave the message "bust a nut immediately"
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John Cthulhu @mark1automaton.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
#Superman was a very, very silly movie in the best way possible. Will definitely be watching it again in cinemas at least two more times.
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John Cthulhu @mark1automaton.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
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John Cthulhu @mark1automaton.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
The Absolute Trinity and what they're currently reading. #absolutesuperman #absolutewonderwoman #absolutebatman
The superheroes Superman, Wonder Woman, and Batman from DC'S Absolute Universe, each paired with real world books. Superman with Toward an Ecological Society by Murray Bookchin, Wonder Woman with the manga Little Witch Academia and Berzerk, and Batman with a US Army handbook on making improvised explosives.
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John Cthulhu @mark1automaton.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
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John Cthulhu @mark1automaton.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
"Kleya" as a name for newborns/trans women is about to skyrocket. #Andor #StarWars
A shot of Kleya from Star Wars: Andor, standing at her radio set.
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John Cthulhu @mark1automaton.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
#ghostfiles #watcherentertainment
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John Cthulhu @mark1automaton.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Young men in America need to Switch 2 the Democratic Party.
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John Cthulhu @mark1automaton.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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John Cthulhu @mark1automaton.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
I can't put it any better myself, so I'll just copy you.
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John Cthulhu @mark1automaton.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
It is his destiny
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John Cthulhu @mark1automaton.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I offer Canadians a #polandball rendition of the Shawinigan Handshake #tariffs #tradewar
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John Cthulhu @mark1automaton.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
That is not how you draw a T, Marco Rubio.
Portrait photo of US Secretary of State Marco Rubio, with a cross of ash drawn on his forehead for Ash Wednesday
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John Cthulhu @mark1automaton.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
If we somehow are able to help #Ukraine and #Europe forge an acceptable peace, we will treat some of the heroes of Ukraine with trips to Savile Row. Maybe they'll be well-dressed enough for the Americans then?
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John Cthulhu @mark1automaton.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Tariff-ic! #polandball
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John Cthulhu @mark1automaton.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
A Peek Under the Iron Curtain (with thanks to Leslie Illingworth) #polandball
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John Cthulhu @mark1automaton.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
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John Cthulhu @mark1automaton.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
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John Cthulhu @mark1automaton.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
On the topic of annexations, I submit a counter-proposal.
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John Cthulhu @mark1automaton.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Me, Andrew Witty, explaining to my customers that health insurance is there to guard against unnecessary care
Shot from Pixar's A Bug's Life, showing the villain Hopper speaking to the ants
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John Cthulhu @mark1automaton.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Deny. Defend. Depose.
Screenshot from the pixar movie The Incredibles, of Bob Parr strangling insurance boss Gilbert Huph
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John Cthulhu @mark1automaton.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Jingle Jam 2024 has reached 1 million, thank you @sonic.bsky.social for subbing in when @korsty.bsky.social couldn't make it #JingleJam #JingleJam2024
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John Cthulhu @mark1automaton.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
How did aliens travel the stars and come to earth just to build a pyramid wrong?
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John Cthulhu @mark1automaton.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
#whowouldwin in a fight between a Shoggoth and the Walmington-on-Sea Home Guard? #callofcthulhu #dadsarmy
A Shoggoth, an impossible, hideous, Lovecraftian mass of tentacles and eyes the size of a small houseThe main cast of the British TV show Dad's Army
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John Cthulhu @mark1automaton.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Paizo and Chaosium the morning the buyout happens
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John Cthulhu @mark1automaton.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Best thing about Andor being in Star Wars rather than its own thing is that it gets the merch like everything else. "Look, Mommy, I'm doing enhanced interrogation!" #starwars #andor
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John Cthulhu @mark1automaton.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Not enough Bobby B
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John Cthulhu @mark1automaton.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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John Cthulhu @mark1automaton.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Hi, Hungry, I'm Dadicus!
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