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Mark Murphy @mark-murphy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I thought the transfer portal was closed.

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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Your Moment of Zen: Martin Gregus Jr. captured this polar bear swimming alongside a pod of beluga whales on drone footage in the Arctic. Polar bears are occasional predators of belugas (ambush at airholes), but they know they can easily outrun the bear in open water. (📷: mywildlive on IG)

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? a mysterious key that does not unlock any thing

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Mark Murphy @mark-murphy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

What if, and stay with me here, he’s full of shit? Could that be the explanation?

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Mark Murphy @mark-murphy.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

No, because Republicans are identified with money and with those we give more social power to, well-off white me. It’s expected that they can tell Democrats what to do but Democrats can’t plausibly turn those tables.

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Mark Murphy @mark-murphy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

You just need to shift to rock and roll all night, and part of every day.

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Mark Murphy @mark-murphy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I hope the margin was 11,780 votes.

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Mark Murphy @mark-murphy.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Those are all the big ones I think.

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Mark Murphy @mark-murphy.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

They did it before and it made Messier fall silent and stare at the desk in front of him for the entire segment.

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Mark Murphy @mark-murphy.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

“We’ll solve it with speed up!”

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Mark Murphy @mark-murphy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

It’s the mutton chop cheeks.

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Mark Murphy @mark-murphy.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

If current trends continue, pretty soon I won’t fit in my car.

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Mark Murphy @mark-murphy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Canadiens and Lightning are like what sport are they playing?

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Mark Murphy @mark-murphy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Your 5-year-old is definitely going to tell their friends that you were alive in the age of the dinosaurs.

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Mark Murphy @mark-murphy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Leafs exec: how much do they charge for that?

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Mark Murphy @mark-murphy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Ah, so not the booze Wild Turkey then.

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Mark Murphy @mark-murphy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

How did the police piece it together?

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Mark Murphy @mark-murphy.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

So interesting. Is this from before he started making music?

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Mark Murphy @mark-murphy.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

I’m right there with him: yeah, leave her alone, damn right. And then he adds, “they said.” Jesus.

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Mark Murphy @mark-murphy.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Doesn’t that mean midwife should be startwife?

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Mark Murphy @mark-murphy.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

With you on the Pope Leo thing, but betting on the guys in the Sox hats didn’t go so well back in 1919.

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Mark Murphy @mark-murphy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

I almost always have a little with me.

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Mark Murphy @mark-murphy.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

An experience that unites all of humanity.

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Mark Murphy @mark-murphy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Those distorted titles were transmitted directly from the Philadelphia tracon.

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Mark Murphy @mark-murphy.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Leave the American; take the poutine.

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Mark Murphy @mark-murphy.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

“Last cold you will ever have.”

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Mark Murphy @mark-murphy.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

There was I Can’t Believe it’s Not Butter and Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific. What other product names were full sentences?

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Mark Murphy @mark-murphy.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

Wild: ““We’ve had cases where, once we treated them, patients that never wanted alcohol started to crave it,” he said. Sometimes those patients do begin drinking, to satisfy the cravings, and may need to enter an alcohol use disorder treatment program.”

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Mark Murphy @mark-murphy.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Combination personal trainer and Ghost of Metabolism to Come, that’d do the trick.

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Mark Murphy @mark-murphy.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

In the room! Now it makes sense.

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Mark Murphy @mark-murphy.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

“Fuck all” has a nice ring to it.

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Mark Murphy @mark-murphy.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

I would like to have these on my ears so I can hear human speech at the same time something else is producing 0.00001 decibels of noise.

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