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@marionettesky.bsky.social
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SNOW @marionettesky.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
i invented wheels so hamsters could run
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SNOW @marionettesky.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
beginning to gain hope that I can find atlantis in google sea
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SNOW @marionettesky.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
it's pretty clear who would win in a fight between the strongest and weakest swimmer
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SNOW @marionettesky.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
i dont see wht the big deal is, if I was a princess trapped in an inescapable tower I would escape
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SNOW @marionettesky.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
i taught humans to swim
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SNOW @marionettesky.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
beginning to lose hope that I can find atlantis on google earth
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SNOW @marionettesky.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
im the only one on planet earth who goes out of their way to listen to the world's quietest man
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SNOW @marionettesky.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
ive just come back from the 'celebrating halloween with corn instead of pumpkins' reality
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SNOW @marionettesky.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
the silence is deafening. checkmate.
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SNOW @marionettesky.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
what did paw patrol actually contribute to society
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SNOW @marionettesky.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
still working on this one
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SNOW @marionettesky.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
no skateboarding
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SNOW @marionettesky.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
metal detectors are a SCAM why use them when you can put potentially valuable heaps of dirt into your microwave and hope it'll explode
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SNOW @marionettesky.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
too tired to make a viral post tonight, sorry guys
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SNOW @marionettesky.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
day 1 of backdating my phone software until i can communicate with my caveman ancestry
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SNOW @marionettesky.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
we've had trampolines since 1887. why can't they launch us into the sun yet
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SNOW @marionettesky.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
fake friends are those who misguidedly believe their incantations have surpassed yours
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SNOW @marionettesky.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
everyone knows i only associate with people who have less magical powers than me
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SNOW @marionettesky.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
how come I've never seen a bear outside of my tv screen
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SNOW @marionettesky.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
help (I NEED 14 thousand likes right now or I'm purchasing winrar)(
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SNOW @marionettesky.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
going to drop the most revolutionary post here someday
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SNOW @marionettesky.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
this is me if nobody subscribes
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SNOW @marionettesky.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
👽 kelloggs crumchy nut
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