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@mario-c1209.bsky.social
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mario-c1209.bsky.social @mario-c1209.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I read this skeet and came to the terrible realization that I have been misspelling tuchus my whole life. Tookus. What a fool I’ve been.
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mario-c1209.bsky.social @mario-c1209.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Frieren has become one of my favorite animes with some of my favorite characters. I love how opponents are insulted and irritated by her and Fern’s fighting styles. I love how tickled they both were At Fern’s choice for her privilege spell. I love that the mighty slayer can’t resist a mimic.
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mario-c1209.bsky.social @mario-c1209.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I’m stumbling on the word “useless,” because of course its going to be hard for a Sasquatch to be productive in congress. But if you put her in the middle of your cornfield to keep the crows away, I bet she’d be super effective. She is a cackling cunt, though, so we’re cool there.
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mario-c1209.bsky.social @mario-c1209.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I feel like Swedish Chef is an underutilized talent. Like, wouldn’t it be awesome to see him do paternity tests like Maury? “Yerde err…” (dramatic pause) “NERR de ferder!”
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mario-c1209.bsky.social @mario-c1209.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Eagerly awaiting any and all content on the Oxford comma.
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mario-c1209.bsky.social @mario-c1209.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
The injustice is that Ruby and Shaye will never get rid of the smell of Scotch farts and hair dye from that car.
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mario-c1209.bsky.social @mario-c1209.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Morning Joe has never been my thing. Scarborough’s schtick is tired and I feel like when he talks he ruins all the hard work the guests on the show are doing. I haven’t watched MSNBC since the election, and this ain’t exactly motivating me to go back.
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mario-c1209.bsky.social @mario-c1209.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Sup Bro, glad you’re here.
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