Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 20/08/2026just dee dee'd at a chickadee and got 6 dee's like fuck you asshole I'm just tryna talk I'm not a threat 000
Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 19/08/2026inside you there are two wolves, why? I don't fucking know 000
Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 17/08/2026hey girl, if you were in a pickle, I'd eat it and get you out 😜 000
Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 12/08/2026man who's never tried LSD takes LSD for the first time: what the fuuuuuck 000
Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 12/08/2026when im watching blue but my bitch wife wants to watch flubber 000
Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I think its unfair for the US to go up against 2 countries at once 000
Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 01/07/2026who tf is jeremiah and why was he a bullfrog? take your meds timmy 010
Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 22/03/2026I have a question for yall here does anyone here take risperidone? I stopped taking it a while ago and ever since then my gender dysphoria disappeared, I want to know other people's experiences with it 100
Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 03/03/2026my submission for two sentence horror is it good? it starts after this sentence. I found a job offer that I was interested in. It was a blowjob in disguise. 000
Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 26/02/2026february is fun except for the crawly clowns that pop up at night 000
Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 25/02/2026if dolphins are so smart why do they live in the water when they can only breathe air, that's so stupid 000
Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 23/02/2026do yall remember the time I saved that family from a burning car 130
Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 12/02/2026bro should just invent a knife gun smh he has the money 010
Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 05/02/2026I think there's a plutonium leak at my house because why is this pic my uber eats driver took in such bad quality 000
Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 25/01/2026at the end of the day we're just hamsters in a cage 101
Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 24/01/2026your honor it technically wasn't road rage as my client was driving off the road during the altercation 000
Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 20/01/2026have you ever noticed how america kinda looks like a big toilet bowl 100
Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 12/01/2026me steamrolling through TSA security to smuggle a giant african land snail into my countrymedia.tenor.coma bunch of football players are playing a game on a field .ALT: a bunch of football players are playing a game on a field . 000
Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 10/01/2026I don't get what's so dangerous about planets like venus and jupiter, there's no recorded casualties on either planet, and before you ask, no other planet besides earth has recorded deaths 000
Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 10/01/2026one time in second grade my class had to read one book from home for homework so I chose the wii sports resort manual 000
Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 10/01/2026massachusetts should just annex rhode island ngl 000
Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 08/01/2026who knew that hiring any schmuck off the street to act as police was a bad idea 000
Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 08/01/2026its "don't speak ill of the dead" until the dead in question is a minority 000
Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 08/01/2026"wow this is a nice laptop I hope it doesn't burn my balls when I put it on my lap" *laptop logo falls off revealing the words ball burner 9000* 000
Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 06/01/2026trickle down economics is peeing down the shower drain to save water 010
Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 31/12/2025im sad that the penny is no longer being minted, now I can only see lincoln's sexy face on 5 dollar bills :( 000
Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 30/12/2025she's probably happy that gum toothed goblin got shot in the neck 010
Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 30/12/2025of course I'm good in bed I can sleep for 15 hours straight 100
Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 29/12/2025the one lizard that yoink guy on youtube hasn't yoinked yey 000
Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 28/12/2025he knows that letting it blow over rather than addressing it is better (in his eyes at least) because people will forget about it in a month and the conservative side of his fanbase won't be alienated 030
Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 28/12/2025selling a testicle nowadays will get you one stick of ddr4 ram 010