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Avery/Jayden

@marimakinami.bsky.social
268 followers 115 following 2K posts

any pronouns formerly known as @pumthecutiepie on twitter women want me, men want me, enbys want me, ants want me, I'm a tasty snack

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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
just dee dee'd at a chickadee and got 6 dee's like fuck you asshole I'm just tryna talk I'm not a threat
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
inside you there are two wolves, why? I don't fucking know
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
hey girl, if you were in a pickle, I'd eat it and get you out 😜
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
man who's never tried LSD takes LSD for the first time: what the fuuuuuck
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
when im watching blue but my bitch wife wants to watch flubber
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I think its unfair for the US to go up against 2 countries at once
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
who tf is jeremiah and why was he a bullfrog? take your meds timmy
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I have a question for yall here does anyone here take risperidone? I stopped taking it a while ago and ever since then my gender dysphoria disappeared, I want to know other people's experiences with it
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
my submission for two sentence horror is it good? it starts after this sentence. I found a job offer that I was interested in. It was a blowjob in disguise.
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
they're getting microsloppy
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
when you try to caffeinate yourself but you just end up increasing your heart rate while remaining exhausted
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
february is fun except for the crawly clowns that pop up at night
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
if dolphins are so smart why do they live in the water when they can only breathe air, that's so stupid
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
do yall remember the time I saved that family from a burning car
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
those two would die in a pillow fight
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
bro should just invent a knife gun smh he has the money
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I pooped the party sorry everyone
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I think there's a plutonium leak at my house because why is this pic my uber eats driver took in such bad quality
a pic of my house in very low quality
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
at the end of the day we're just hamsters in a cage
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
your honor it technically wasn't road rage as my client was driving off the road during the altercation
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
this would go hard as an album cover fr
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
have you ever noticed how america kinda looks like a big toilet bowl
a map of the united states of america
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
screw fun facts tell me some fun opinions
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
this post was made before I was born
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
cat racism on my tl smh 🤦 😤 😒 😪 😔 😑
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
stupid ass face
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
me steamrolling through TSA security to smuggle a giant african land snail into my country
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a bunch of football players are playing a game on a field .
ALT: a bunch of football players are playing a game on a field .
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
blood drive? thats impossible
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I don't get what's so dangerous about planets like venus and jupiter, there's no recorded casualties on either planet, and before you ask, no other planet besides earth has recorded deaths
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
one time in second grade my class had to read one book from home for homework so I chose the wii sports resort manual
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
massachusetts should just annex rhode island ngl
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
who knew that hiring any schmuck off the street to act as police was a bad idea
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
its "don't speak ill of the dead" until the dead in question is a minority
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
"wow this is a nice laptop I hope it doesn't burn my balls when I put it on my lap" *laptop logo falls off revealing the words ball burner 9000*
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
trickle down economics is peeing down the shower drain to save water
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
cybertrucks are like if balenciaga made a car
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
king
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
it makes him cry at night at least
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
thank you for having a stabbable neck
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
you don't cheap out on the jesus nut ™️
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
new year same me 💪
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
im sad that the penny is no longer being minted, now I can only see lincoln's sexy face on 5 dollar bills :(
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
a story in three screenshots
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
she's probably happy that gum toothed goblin got shot in the neck
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
of course I'm good in bed I can sleep for 15 hours straight
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
the one lizard that yoink guy on youtube hasn't yoinked yey
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
dinner with the family
family guy characters and evangelion characters sitting at the dinner table
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
he knows that letting it blow over rather than addressing it is better (in his eyes at least) because people will forget about it in a month and the conservative side of his fanbase won't be alienated
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Avery/Jayden @marimakinami.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
selling a testicle nowadays will get you one stick of ddr4 ram
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