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texas chainsaw mags-acre @margaretsky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Kills reel set to Tank! because why not

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texas chainsaw mags-acre @margaretsky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Never mind, Main Theme from Xena was obviously going to be the choice here

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texas chainsaw mags-acre @margaretsky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Tried out for the NYC Glory today and the Brooklyn Titans and the Jersey City Sirens have tryouts in October. There’s also a team out on Long Island called the Killahs, which I personally think is a bad name, but maybe not so much compared to some of the teams out west

2026 standings of the VLA Women’s western division.

PHOENIX
ASCENSION
2
15
2
SUN CITY
SUN CITY IX
4
1
13
3
MESA
LAS MUERTAS
1
3
5
4
AZ
GILA MONSTERS
5
0
18
5
SAN FRANCISCO
OLYMPIC CLUB
2
5
9
6
PHOENIX VALOR
0

0
7
COLORADO
DO NOT
0

4
8
SAN DIEGO
WAVE
0

0
9
ORANGE COUNTY
RESILIENT
0
0
0
10
WASHINGTON
ABSOLUTE MENACE
1
3
4
11
TEXAS
TWISTERS
0
0
1
12
SAN FRANCISCO
MATCHA
0
0
1
13
OKLAHOMA SAKURA

0
1
14
AZ
AZ STRIKERS
0
4
0

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texas chainsaw mags-acre @margaretsky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

No, actually I wouldn’t like this at all, not one bit

LinkedIn push notification. It reads:

• Someone at Self employed you may know Maggie, we'd like you to meet Jack Posobiec!

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texas chainsaw mags-acre @margaretsky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This is 10,000 more times offensive to me than your standard subway graffiti

R/nycrail post. It reads:
The PSL train stops!
Photo
Next stop
PSL
There's only one Pumpkin Spice Latte
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Surprised theres no starbucks at bedford and all the stations between lorimer and myrtle wyckoff. Maybe future one at halsey or broadway junction?

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texas chainsaw mags-acre @margaretsky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Why watch football when you can watch Top 25 AVCA right here in Manhattan

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texas chainsaw mags-acre @margaretsky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Breaking news: coach continues to be hot

Maggie in her coaching fit. This time it’s a crew neck sweater with bicycle shorts, but she’s just as fierce as she is in the quoted post

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texas chainsaw mags-acre @margaretsky.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

The AI Slop targeting system is getting out of control

IG ad for a book called Love Spike, a rivals-to-lovers volleyball romance by Evelyn Wilder

The About the author page about Evelyn Wilder. A clearly AI generated woman with a messy bun, her bio reads:

About Evelyn Wilder
Evelyn Wilder writes small-town romance for readers who believe the best love stories come with strong coffee, nosy neighbors, and a guaranteed happy ending. She also writes sapphic sports romance-because sometimes a girl needs volleyball rivalries.

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texas chainsaw mags-acre @margaretsky.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The fact that the app is called fish and has a whale for a logo (notably not a fish) is a perfect encapsulation on how shitty AI is

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texas chainsaw mags-acre @margaretsky.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Just an incredible face card to counteract the Sophie Cunningham crowd who can’t stop rap-rocking about genitals

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texas chainsaw mags-acre @margaretsky.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Very cool of Turning Point USA to schedule their pro Sophie Cunningham rally during golden hour and having the NYPD cordon us off to the north facing side of Barclays so the counter-protesters could look fabulous in incredible lighting

A fabulous man logging the camera with a sign that reads Dunk on Transphobia, taken at the counter protest to the astroturfed Pro Sophie Cunningham rally at Barclays prior to the Indiana Fever vs New York Liberty game

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texas chainsaw mags-acre @margaretsky.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Some would say I'm well-versed in Ideation after being unemployed for months

A Snapshot of Maggie's recommended jobs. The third listing is an Ideation Manager (no not that kind) for Playfly Sports

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texas chainsaw mags-acre @margaretsky.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Bruh they put the gay hockey song in Fortnite

Fortnite now has Wolf Parade’s “I’ll Believe in Anything” in it. I don’t know what this means. Like, it’s not a skin players can use. I don’t even think the game has a soundtrack. Subpop what is you doing?

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texas chainsaw mags-acre @margaretsky.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

5.5 KM 55 LAYUPS 55 FREE THROWS 55 BLOCKS 55 KILLS 55 ACES

Maggie’s workout for today.

Volleyball
760CAL
Basketball
348CAL
Outdoor Run
5.01KM
Today

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texas chainsaw mags-acre @margaretsky.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

“Baby shoes never worn” eat your heart out

Audio message from a friend that has been transcribed. It reads:

Yeah, so I'm very slow moving this morning because I have been trying to wake up at six so that I can be out the door like by like nine but I didn't do that now it's 930 and I still am unwashed in my pajamas and I feel like I should be making the most of my free days cause I might have a job soon and I'm really gonna miss not being employed but like I said I was like oh go to Central Park and I'm just like oh my God, there's a huge fucking spider on my ceiling. Jesus OK so I'II deal with that. Oh my God it's so. Oh, OK. I think it's a l think it's a daddy long legs. It has like 1,000,000 mile long legs. I don't know how he got in here but he's not gonna leave. I'm so sorry my voice memo is so rambling anyway yeah originally I was gonna go to Manhattan and then I I'm like I don't feel like it so I'm trying to decide what to do cause it's so nice outside. Anyway, also, I was looking at Ginger's Instagram because I think it was you that told me about them having a shut down. I'm gonna suck them up the vacuum cleaner corry the vacuum cleaner is directly below the spider

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texas chainsaw mags-acre @margaretsky.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

she's back so you're saying i still have a shot

IG post announcing Anneli Maley has been signed to a development contract with the NY Liberty

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texas chainsaw mags-acre @margaretsky.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Goodbye my sweet Aussie queen enjoy Phoenix

Anneli Marley’s game day fit for the Phoenix Mercury’s season opener

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texas chainsaw mags-acre @margaretsky.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Me walking into the lesbian bar and talking about the W

Box containing a tool for finding hidden beams behind drywall so you can hang heavy objects. The box says Stud Finder

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texas chainsaw mags-acre @margaretsky.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

My friend: you should canvass sometime with me now that you have time! My friend’s IG story:

Apartment door to the condo from hell. Since the resident is a New Yorker and likely doesn’t have a car, the door serves as the final resting place for bumper stickers that should be affixed to a Ford F150. There are too many to list out individually, but some highlights include:

The first line of the constitution with a handgun obscuring the text after We the People, a sign that says “No Trespassing. We’re tired of hiding the bodies”, let’s go Brandon stickers, God Bless ICE, and one of those Spencer gifts posters that has 1950s pop art of a guy with a poker hand and a vulgar caption that reads “Bluffing. A pair of Balls beats everything”

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texas chainsaw mags-acre @margaretsky.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Was quickly deleted from threads but looks like Maley is waived, which hopefully means she can get a development contract with the Liberty if she clears waivers

From NYLiberty community on Reddit
nyliberty:
8 min
Threads
The New York Liberty have waived (G) Derin Erdoğan,
(F) Alex Fowler and (F) Anneli Maley, the team announced today.

ROSTER UPDATE

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texas chainsaw mags-acre @margaretsky.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

As a form of shit talking, one of my situationships loves to knock the Knicks and send me highlights from the Warriors heyday

IG message from said situationship. It’s a reel about Klay Thompsons 60 point game where he took 11 dribbles.

I respond: Doesn’t matter fumbled Megan Thee Stallion

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texas chainsaw mags-acre @margaretsky.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I was studying abroad in Japan at the time and watching this during the early morning hours on a shitty illegal stream but couldn’t turn away because it was the biggest playoff beat down I’ve ever seen in my life - until tonight

Game 4 of the 2009 western conference first round between the Melo led nuggets and the CP3 led New Orleans Hornets. Final score 121-63

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texas chainsaw mags-acre @margaretsky.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Anne Hathaway hasn’t been able to be at the garden all series, and OG is making it his personal mission to make sure there is no Game 7

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texas chainsaw mags-acre @margaretsky.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

I feel like my knees should not be in this condition considering I where knee pads when I play volleyball

Maggie’s legs. Below her two thighs tattoos are the most beat up, iron deficient knees you’ve ever seen in your life

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texas chainsaw mags-acre @margaretsky.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Someone needs to tell him that this is not a sustainable strategy

Screenshot from the intro of Trails in the Sky First Chapter. In a conversation between Estelle and Cassius, he responds:
Besides, what are you so worried about? I always work just hard enough to not get myself fired

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