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Marcus H

@marcush78.bsky.social
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This is Marcus from Sweden. Yes, the actual country - not Sweden, Montana or anything like that.

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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 13h
bsky.app/profile/marc...
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 19h
I think the phrase goes "More Human than Human"
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You are the Apple of my i
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"flare-up in aisle 4"
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Thank god he didn't wear a tan suit
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
PSA: there's no need to rewatch the movie '2012' just because it has the awesome line "The neutrinos have mutated"
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When asked why he replied: Gangsta rap made me do it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zQF...
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Gangsta Rap Made Me Do It
YouTube video by Ice Cube - Topic
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"... and this just in: He is now the new secretary of transportation"
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Buying this will put you on the good FBI list
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I used to think they were wigs for your ears. Thankfully I'm now old enough to have natural hair growing in my ears...
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"I'm not angry"
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is there data on the overlap between anti-abortion and pro-death penalty?
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There should be a gofundme to fill their town with these
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
dum
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did they tell you to get your ducks in a row?
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've heard people talking about the 'r-word' but was too afraid to Google. Thank you for your bravery!
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You don't know Jack, Mr Schmitt-for-brains
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Eat my speed-hole shorts
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No hats though... Probably wandered-off tourists
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nej. Visst varför inte
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I always thought I was fancy with my printer ink-aftershave, but this guy has me beat. Just like the business cards in American Psycho.
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They're now capt Hind legs
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Zebra Groupies Costume in Backyard
ALT: Zebra Groupies Costume in Backyard
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Could be worse
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just listened to a great episode of PSW (audioboom.com/posts/895591...) with @rhodesben.bsky.social . Here's my question: Why can't we (the world) just set up something like the IAEA for a.i.? We've been here before with a technology too powerful to be left to private interests.
audioboom.com
Xi’s Just Not That Into You
Xi Jinping comes to Washington, the UN struggles for relevancy, and the Russian parliamentary elections turn out exactly as expected.
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's also the face of those who didn't listen to Carlin: If you're over 50, never trust a fart
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This joke was toll free
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's dumb without a b
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Georgia on my Grindr
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Puns like this are cause for a lashing
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Freudian slip: when you mean one thing but say a mother
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who else remembers when Hotmail was spelled HoTMaiL?
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Technology got away from us. We should have stopped at shampoo and conditioner in the same bottle. Everything after that was the beginning of the end.
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes a spade is just a spade
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The beetlejuice isn't worth the squeeze
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is your captain protesting
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Of course the rain puts out the fire (duh!). The question is what lights it again when the sky clears.
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I remember when they at least acknowledged "I'm not a racist but..." Now they just don't want to SOUND like one
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hate it when the voice tells me "You've reached..." No, that's what I tried to do, instead I "reached" this annoying answering machine!
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mickey is busy, how about Donald?
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There should be a bakery named House of the rising bun
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Now I want to see "Furries on ICE"
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Win95's Notepad
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I can't even
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In my head: 🎶 Mitch! Huh! What is he good for?
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Technically, the camera didn't catch a robber, just an oddly dressed person stretching outside a restaurant.
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Or just make a.i. mean artificial insemination
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just know seconds earlier all three were riffing and improvising some version of 'Hu's on first" based around"Xi's not that into you"
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The theory is that every person who got bitten by a rat went on to bite 10 humans.
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Marcus H @marcush78.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is crying or laughing - and which is worse?
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