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Marco Jardim

@marco.jard.im
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"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone." Fix your hearts or die. he/him 💗🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🦗

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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 30/09/2026
Guess who's going on Bluesky's naughty list soon.
A Bluesky message from Listifications showing. @aaron.bsky.team blocked me
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 28/09/2026
Viz and Dark Horse comics have NOTHING on Glénat. Case in point, the latest One Piece volume that has a bonus edition with extra content and a treasure chest for €25 or the normal volume for €7,2, I have to pay over double that for an English version, in Europe, with far worse quality.
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 27/09/2026
I don't want to fight, but I want to know who at Google signed off on this so I can punch them in the throat. Sorry I lied.
A screenshot of Google's Clock app showing a 2 by 2 greed of timers with different times and very oddly aligned text and play pause button.
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 23/09/2026
I know that not everyone likes labels on Bluesky but I will argue that this is the most valuable label that has ever existed in this place.
A Bluesky label with a blue circle outlining a blue sphere, showing "Joined Nov '24"
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 22/09/2026
I don't know what this says about me outside of liking Madhouse as a studio, but these aren't in any particular order.
A 3x3 grid of 9 Anime titles from top left to bottom right: Cowboy Bebop, Showa Genroku Rakugo Shinju, Berserk (1997), Honey and Clover, Hajime no Ippo, Nana, Perfect Blue, Ghost in the Shell, Nichijou
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 16/09/2026
Screenshot of a tweet from a user whose name and username is cropped only "The cat... TOTALLY o..." and "@Twa..." on Twitter with a screencap from Ed Sheeran's cameo on Game of Thrones as he's looking over his shoulder wearing Lannister armor and cloak with the text

"the words 'The North Remembers' are hurtful to a lot of the people I've spoken to, as is the implication that the Lannisters are in any way implicated in the Red Wedding. I don't take sides."
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 08/09/2026
Before I give my opinion please keep in mind that Ocarina of Time is my favorite Zelda game of all time. I even own the Limited Edition 25th Legend of Zelda Anniversary Edition 3DS. Everyone's beating around the bush so I'm just going to say it: YUCK. Fucking Nenuco Baby Doll-ass looking Link.
Two renders of Young and Adult Link from the upcoming Ocarina of Time Remake, no not that 3DS one that somehow has better looking models than this, the new new one for the Switch 2 that aesthetically looks caught somewhere between a Monster Hunter Character, in terms of clothing, and a Nenuco Baby Doll.
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 02/09/2026
If you want to know how well Bluesky and it's leaders understand and respect their userbase then this picture speaks for itself.
The Bluesky Trending modal showing the most trending topic is HBO's Harry Potter series trailer.
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 21/08/2026
I'm just going to leave this here, which gave me a chuckle. Truly no self-awareness.
Kenji (who changed profile name and avatar) @kenjimallon.bsky.social

"I really need people to learn how to read at a fifth grade level"

Response by @asmadigames.bsky.social (Chris)

"lets not aim so high"
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 15/08/2026
I forgot, my friend took this really stylish one of me, and my current hope for the world.
The start of the eclipse in Berserk. Griffith, looking emaciated and wrapped in bandages with his iconic hawk helmet is on his knees on a shallow lake and behind him you can see the eclipse, a distorting eerie sky and demonic figures standing in front of the shallow waters.
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 13/08/2026
Come on we don't really need almost 15 minutes to say it's not that good of a movie but the hate is mostly because of misogyny.
A youtube thumbnail with the poster art for the Marvels with a bunch of red glowing questions marks and "Whats with all the hate?" in capital letters under the logo and a cartoon representation of a man with a goatee and moustache with his arms crossed wearing a black tshirt with the Marvel logo on it.
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 13/08/2026
I took this one from my balcony yesterday /s
A screenshot of High Wall of Lothric in Dark Souls 3 that shows some misplaced slabs of concrete on an uneven floor with some rustic decorated tower sillhouettes in the background. The sky is a deep orange, almost red with yellow clouds and there is an eclipse occuring in front of the sun, making it look like a glowing bleedring ring of blood
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 29/07/2026
There should be a law precedent, call it the "come on now" precedent, where if over one hundred people come out with credible allegations against you, people can stop calling them allegations.
Allegations against Leto have lingered for decades. The BBC has counted more than 120 separate allegations made online relating to his behaviour towards women, some of them historical.
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 21/07/2026
My glasses case seems to have gotten itself in trouble.
Picture of a map tagged in The Hague with a small picture of a black foldable phone case
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 15/07/2026
On that note though I have my original one and a modded one.
Picture of two GBAS on a wood table, top one is purple and the bottom one is black.
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 15/07/2026
A picture of me a male Caucasian of 40.somebyears sweating wearing a bike tshirt with an incredulous look
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 06/07/2026
A cat wearing ablue jacket seemingly sitting at a table and looking pensive with a tea cup and a newspaper in front of him as he seems pensive.

"Maybe I should buy a Haaland jersey"
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 18/06/2026
Yes. These stupid shoes made me run considerably better despite being wildly out of practice.
Youtube Thumbnail of profile picture of someone wearing the black colorway of the Adidas Evo SL with text overlaid "I have 3 questions..."

And the title "Is The adidas Adizero EVO SL Hype Justified??" - Good job Youtuber, you capitalized every word that didn't need a capital letter except the one that did.
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 17/06/2026
I used to run casually for exercise, I haven't run in over 7 (seven!) years. A different pair of shoes shouldn't have improved my time per kilometer by over a minute and a half.
A downwards shot of my tea shirt, black shorts and bare legs with black Adidas Evo SL shoes on
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 15/06/2026
This was a random picture I shot on a whim while walking with a $50ish CCTV camera lens on a Micro Four Thirds camera. It's full of imperfections and heavy distortion and vignetting in the corners and I unapologetically love it.
Picture of a dark sand beach with some mossy pebbles where the waves are pulling back, leaving a thin blanket of bubbles and small rivers flowing from beneath some of the pebbles.

The sky is partially reflected on the watery sands at the bottom of the frame.
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 05/06/2026
Not tod- I guess today Satan.
Picture of a Burger King receipt in Portuguese with the request number. 666
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 24/05/2026
I can vouch for any of these. All of them are a pleasure to use.
Three Uni products, the gray Kuru Toga mechanical pencil, a white Uni Jetstream Multipen and the Uniball Zero pen in green.
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 21/05/2026
A blond young male student wearing a hoodie is sitting on a school desk next to a girl with long black hair. He has a few very bulging veins on his forehead, particularly a very large one just above the corner of his eyebrow and on the right side of his neck.
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 18/05/2026
Two Astronauts in the middle of space, the one behind is holding up a gun to the furthest one's head. In the distance you can see Earth but rather than a typical continent it's all Ohio
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 13/05/2026
So not only did they kidnap Maduro, but they also took his tracksuit.
A picture of Maduro wearing the same grey tracksuit that Marco Rubio is. The funny thing is that Maduro, possibly blindfolded and handcuffed still looked more comfortable in his picture than Rubio
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 23/04/2026
Most people won't understand it, but this is what poetry looks like.
Casey Explosion‬ ‪@caseyexplosion.bsky.social‬:

USERS: you're alienating the people who actually use your product
BLUESKY: likes are now florps
USERS: what
BLUESKY: images goes sideways
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Paul [Atreides] Wood @retroid.bsky.social‬:

BLUESKY TEAM DUDE: also you're blocked
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 16/04/2026
I'm too stupid to understand the difference between "possibly immortal" and "immune to a virus" and being melted by an incredibly hot laser beam. So obviously this is some kind of plot hole.
A crazy reveal dropped in The Boys Season 5 Episode 3 👇🏻

Soldier Boy survived the virus because he’s one of the supes who received V-One. V-One is 10x more powerful than standard Compound V.

Dr. Frederick Vought experimented with V-One on thousands of subjects, but they all died. Only five survived: Soldier Boy, Bombsight, Torpedo, Private Angel, and Stormfront (Liberty). 😱

V-One gives them abilities far beyond regular supes. It grants enhanced power, de-aging, near immortality, and even immunity to the virus. They’re basically unkillable.

So here’s the big question 👇🏻

If Soldier Boy is nearly immortal then how did Stormfront get k*lled by Ryan’s heat beam? 💀

Is this a plot hole now or is there something more going on?

Mr Comic Freak 

#SoldierBoy #StormFront #TheBoys #V1 #Vought #TheBoysSeason5
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 13/04/2026
Well, there you go...
An "Inauthentic Fundraising" Label under "The Reel Jon's display name.
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 12/04/2026
Norman Rockwell painting of a man standing up in a town hall as others look up to him.

There is a caption at the top and bottom of the image that reads:

i don't think the norman rockwell image is overused because people have clearly taken free speech for granted and now it's being taken away
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 30/03/2026
A bunch of moronic skeets by a moron called Rafael Pinto:

"It's over 1500 haters now, thanks to recent drama" - JEE, I wonder what drama happened in the last 12 hours in the AI world

"And now it is over 2.6k. That tampermonkey script is amazing." - Coincidentally, Tampermonkey is also an objectively better name for LLMs than "AI"
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 24/03/2026
There will be people tomorrow coming out of the woodworks defending it because of how much the series means to them and while I do strongly believe all the positive things the series brought to your life are valid, but Daniel said it much better than me. www.thetrevorproject.org/blog/daniel-...
To all the people who now feel that their experience of the books has been tarnished or diminished, I am deeply sorry for the pain these comments have caused you. I really hope that you don’t entirely lose what was valuable in these stories to you. If these books taught you that love is the strongest force in the universe, capable of overcoming anything; if they taught you that strength is found in diversity, and that dogmatic ideas of pureness lead to the oppression of vulnerable groups; if you believe that a particular character is trans, nonbinary, or gender fluid, or that they are gay or bisexual; if you found anything in these stories that resonated with you and helped you at any time in your life — then that is between you and the book that you read, and it is sacred. And in my opinion nobody can touch that. It means to you what it means to you and I hope that these comments will not taint that too much.

Love always,
Dan
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 16/03/2026
"Half of Portuguese consumers are in debt due to the rise of living costs" I don't think Portuguese consumers are in debt because they're buying out the Louis Vuitton store, you fucking morons.
Headline that says translated "Half of Portuguese consumers are in debt due to the rise of living costs"

Below the headline there's a picture of a Louis Vuitton store with people in front with shopping bags as if to suggest luxury goods are the reason Portuguese are in debt
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 04/03/2026
About that
A graph showing interest in fortnite is deteriorating over time with arrows pointing towards certain spikes in interest around the release of new seasons or events.
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 04/03/2026
What did I do to the vegetables? I know I sometimes call Conservatives mean things, but I don't think I went that far.
Screenshot from a DM notification: @veplotter.com has blocked uou
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 28/02/2026
BOY it does not look good.
A still from the upcoming live-action God of War TV show based on the PS4 game with Kratos and Atreus in a forest, Kratos is next to a tree trunk with two hands on his upper legs leaning as he watches Atreus draw his bow, presumably towards some prey.

It looks more like an expensive father and son Halloween shoot than what the game looked and felt like.
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 25/02/2026
Rockwell painting of a man earing a brown bomber jacket standing while those beside him look up. he has a caption above his head and below his waist that reads:

"Men in the Epstein files shouldn't just resign"

"They should go to jail and compensate their victims"
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 24/02/2026
As the bubble nears its bursting point the expectations for the technology also swell proportionally. This is the dumbest bubble of the dumbest timeline.
Youtube thumbnail with two faces between the headline "AI Will Replace 80% of Jobs!"

With the title of the video being "Uber CEO: I have to be honest, AI will replace 9.4 Million jobs at Uber" from The Diary of a CEO
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 22/02/2026
I was pretty sure I was right, dusted off my old 3DS, updated it and voila.
Photo of a Nintendo 3DS showing on the top screen:

"Please confirm that this information is correct"

Bottom screen says:

"This Nintendo Network ID cannot be linked as it has already been used on another system"
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 22/02/2026
I dusted off my old 3DS, updated it, and here you go.
Photo of a Nintendo 3DS showing on the top screen:

"Please confirm that this information is correct"

Bottom screen says:

"This Nintendo Network ID cannot be linked as it has already been used on another system"
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 19/02/2026
Roses are red The powers in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure are Stands
Cropped screenshot of BBC news page with their main menu and a headline that reads:

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office, BBC understands
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 17/02/2026
Someone wanted attention.
Screenshot of bsky dm that messages whenever someone blocks or adds to a list showing hissabella.bsky.social blocked me twice about an hour and a half apart from each other
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 16/02/2026
Not that it matters, but...
Screenshot of an AI image detecting site with the avatar of the person accusing lissan al-rapeid of using ai images of her doctor appointments.

The site says it's 99% likely to be AI-generares
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 15/02/2026
A cute porcupine on top of a slab of wood wish sunflowers and a blue sky behind it
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 15/02/2026
I need a break.
Cropped screenshot of "Your muted words" on Bluesky's moderation settings showing "trump" in text and tags is blocked.
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 08/02/2026
I know that Linus gets a lot of flack that's not covered by any news outlet, with that said the optics of responding this when a former employee speaks out about not seeing raises for three years while he's buying his third house is really bad optics. He's becoming a shittier person by the year.
Screenshot of a tweet by Linus from Linus Tech tips on Twitter:

Linus LinusMediaGroup @linusgsebastian
I checked my wallet. I checked my bank account. I checked all three of my houses.

There were no fucks left in any of them.

12:52 AM · Feb 5, 2026 · 405.1K Views
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 08/02/2026
A Normal Rockwell illustration of a man wearing a blue patterned shirt and brown bomber jacket standing up to speak among a crowd of white looker, some of which turn their heads towards him. There's a quotation at the bottom that reads

"We don't need so many new Civilization games"
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 02/02/2026
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 31/01/2026
Obligatory...
A white man wearing cream pants, black shoes and baby blue buttoned shirt is leaning one knee down next to a bunch of dominos of exponentially larger sizes in a line. He's about to push the first domino, the smallest with the implication being that the smallest one will knock all the much larger ones next to it.
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 24/01/2026
My uwu innocent mind thinking "let me go to this guy's profile and see just how bad he is before I block him". FIRST ONE.
Screenshot of a skeet by Tony Aube @tonyaube.bsky.social posted 4 months ago:

If you’re celebrating Charlie Kirk’s death, you’re not a good person. 

Please stop going to bed thinking you’re a great because you’re “woke” and on the “left”. 

You cheer for pain, death, and violence upon people you disagree with. This is who you are. These are your values.
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Marco Jardim @marco.jard.im · 24/01/2026
Your honor, I rest my case.
A collection of sprites from Sonic games from the three Genesis games and Sonic Spinball.
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