K but HMJChat @marchpottery.bsky.social · 6hA woman is going to lose that beautiful necklace in a boat accident and 84 years later retrieve it after letting a man die on a door bc she couldn’t share 150
K but HMJChat @marchpottery.bsky.social · 18hWalking into the hotel gym full of men while wearing a purple shirt, headphones and bracelet and putting on a Trixie Mattel video while I walk the treadmill. It’s fun being comfortable being gay 0120
K but HMJChat @marchpottery.bsky.social · 11/10/2026DC walking speed is approximately 2 mph higher than other parts of the country due to the higher than average density of gays 1160
K but HMJChat @marchpottery.bsky.social · 10/10/2026YES COME LETS HAVE FUN WE WERE HAVING FUN LETS HAVE MORE FUN 120
K but HMJChat @marchpottery.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I went to DC and all I got was drunk with @ro-the-mo.bsky.social 121131
K but HMJChat @marchpottery.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Also, imma be in DC for the long weekend in two weeks to see Jessie Ware! If anyone from chat is around, let me know!! 260
K but HMJChat @marchpottery.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I got more manic by the last class and I think I scared a few of them but let me tell ya, they all got it by the end bc we HAD FUN 071
K but HMJChat @marchpottery.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, amiright?!?! 020
K but HMJChat @marchpottery.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The secret to teaching is just telling them the topic is going to be FUN and that today is FUN and keep reiterating how everything we’re doing is FUN! They’ll think you’re insane but they will laugh by the end 1150
K but HMJChat @marchpottery.bsky.social · 14/09/2026But you got your steps!!!! can't wait to hear about how SUCCESSFUL you'll be tomorrow 010
K but HMJChat @marchpottery.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Not to promo Starbucks, but I just saw the Peanuts collab email and thought I'd share for anyone interested 170
K but HMJChat @marchpottery.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I’ve been on a 4+ month dental journey to getting a new cap for my front tooth, after having bonding since HS that finally came to an end today. A record (for my dentist) number of errors from the original lab making the tooth later, I can’t wait to bite into my fav breakfast sandwich Friday 0120
K but HMJChat @marchpottery.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Not the specific recommendation that’s almost an exact quote from the preshow… (mind you I have not look at anything on Amazon pharmacy) 080
K but HMJChat @marchpottery.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Save me Daytime Disco DJ Trixie set, Daytime Disco DJ Trixie set save me. 040
K but HMJChat @marchpottery.bsky.social · 24/08/2026“If you eat poop does food come out? Do we know?” Tracey Martel what’re we doingggggg 020
K but HMJChat @marchpottery.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Remember Emily in Paris? This is her now. Feel old yet? 1430
K but HMJChat @marchpottery.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I know a few people in chat who get around like Golem too 1110
K but HMJChat @marchpottery.bsky.social · 17/08/2026The Zara Larsson X Winx Club collab feels designed in a lab to trap members of chat 070
K but HMJChat @marchpottery.bsky.social · 16/08/2026The most scenic view in the city!!! Let’s do it!!! 030
K but HMJChat @marchpottery.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Those turds you threw over the fence? This is them now. Feel old yet? 020
K but HMJChat @marchpottery.bsky.social · 15/08/2026What time is the Moana live stream everyone is talking about today?? 090
K but HMJChat @marchpottery.bsky.social · 14/08/2026My new HMJ account, feel free to unfollow the other if you don’t wanna see any nonHMJ posts 060
K but HMJChat @marchpottery.bsky.social · 14/08/2026@sashyenka.com hey Sacha, can you switch my accounts in the HMJ feed? 120