iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I get that teaching hospitals have to give med students standard questions to ask patients but I always wonder if anyone prepares the newbies in the headache clinic for the snark they’re gonna get from chronic migraineurs in the middle of a flare.

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Oh good. The cursed object in my house is signaling the mothership again. Hang on. Going to rip out its umbilical (power cord.) #cursedobject #washingmachinefromhell

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Ye gods, put that board away! Don’t you dare summon that fucking demon spirit back from the dead!☠️

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Much fun was had for the bits I got to see. Very happy to contribute to serving the homeless community.

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Yeah the auth servers just blew from the looks of it

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Nope! Kick right back to the log in screen

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

We’re not trying to hack ‘cool points’ we’re trying to hack our own brains and understand how *we* work. What works for neurotypical folk isn’t what works for neurodivergent folk. The wiring schematic is completely different. Getting diagnosed is like finding the manual to ourselves.

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

All y’all out there posting your aurora photos inspired me to go see what my camera could capture. What did I get? Light pollution.

A night sky with the glow of light pollution on the horizon

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Seriously. If you cave to fascism, you’re indistinguishable from the fascists and I will 100% lump you into the ‘what I’m fighting pile’.

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

How is shutting down the government not a massive dereliction of duty? What if every shut down instantly triggered a nation wide recall election of Pres, Speaker, and Majority Leader?

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

D-didn’t fall obsessively in love?? Is she okay? 😉

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

Yer not a fake. But yeah. The Mummy is mighty fine watching. For a number of reasons.

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

Arya gifts you with these perfect toe beans and reminds you to breathe. #cats

Photo of a cat’s perfect, pink toes with a spur of white fur.

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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Love this. Superbly done. Please send this far and wide. @donwinslow.bsky.social

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Tell me I’m not the only one living in hope each time my phone alerts that THIS time it’ll say the dude’s kicked the bucket?

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

@quietnovastudios.bsky.social Two adorable, tiny crocheted possums arrived! I love them. Thank you!

Adorable, tiny crocheted possums from Quiet Nova Studios.

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 10/08/2025

Been calling this cute little jerk for fifteen minutes cause I couldn’t find him.

Cat tree with a single paw sticking out of a house.

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

FL PEOPLE ALERT SATURDAY 7/26 10AM Border Patrol on I-75 exit 301. Watching south bound lanes

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

This complete goober just left for his forever home and dammit I’m going to miss him. Happy life, Houdini. You landed a good one.

Cat wedged between a perfectly good cat bed and the bars of his cage (for a nap)

Handsome brown tabby and white giving the camera side-eye.

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Recipe upon success, fellow vegan? ;)

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

My coworker is impeding my productivity. HR says it’s a me problem.

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

All my best to my Canadian friends today. May you dodge the five alarm trash fire that is the neighbor south of you. #vote

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Houdini, still praying for his forever home, loving life and belly rubs in foster care.

Brown tabby and white cat stretched out for belly rubs

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Florida folks - Save a life! Foster a cat this kitten season. Houdini, for example, needs a foster home that can help him integrate into family life so he can find his forever home. Handsome guy who is very play and food motivated. Neutered + shots. Tampa Bay Area but will transport!

A brown tabby and white cat curled up asleep

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Silken tofu is meant to be blended into chocolate pudding. Add orange zest. Refrigerate overnight (it’s icky when it first blends together). I can make a solid lemon cream pudding with it, too.

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

For those tracking such things, tweeds.com drives a Cybertruck swastikar in the greater St Pete area. Make your shopping choices accordingly. #shopblue

tweeds.com

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Tampa Bay Area cat people! This is Blue. Shy, sweet, sensitive, and being attacked relentlessly by another cat in the house. Blue is just over a year. She loves to play and melts for Churu. She needs a calm, adoring home of her own. DM for more or with homing leads!

A silver tabby cat peering out through her cat tree.

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

FFS. Guess who just tried to brush their teeth with Benadryl cream? This is not an oral care plan that I can recommend.

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

If everyone yell “do something” removed the ambiguity and substituted a suggested action for the word ‘something’, a lot more people would pick up an opportunity.

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

May we all find this kind of comfort - heated bed under, sun beam over. (Perceval’s life is so hard.)

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

WTH, MS Word. You don’t like the word ‘noose’. I get it, but this is fiction and no, Word. I absolutely do NOT mean the character had a nose around their neck. #wtfword

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Not a dream. A writing prompt. I need this fic. Please?

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Y’all. My coworker. Honestly. I feel like this is an HR violation of some kind and yet no one in HR is willing to chastise her.

Tuxedo cat very primly (and rudely) camping her fluffy butt on my laptop like a y otal obstructionist.

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Accounts that slam a sales DM across the instant someone follows you: how’s that working out for you? Cause that’s an insta-block from me.

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

With auto complete, I could just type Twit and that was both enough and grossly accurate.

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Yikes, the bots. We’re at the proof-of-humanity required stage of follow backs.

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Thanksgiving dinner in a care and rehabilitation center while my father struggles to recover from a botched knee replacement and my DH’s father lingers in end stage congestive heart failure in the hospital. Time is precious and family won’t look the same forever. Celebrate while you can.

Family of four sitting outside for a Thanksgiving picnic at a nursing home.

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Okay. My single drop in a massive ocean - cancelling every single thing I order from Amazon. Ordering directly from makers now. #efffascists

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

I’m kinda to the point where I figure humans are such fuck ups as a whole that it wouldn’t be that much of a tragedy if we’ve just dinosaured ourselves, honestly.

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

The scam agent emails were super exciting for the ten seconds it took to realize the REAL agent doesn’t touch my genre(s) with a ten foot pole.

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Unless a radiologist freaks during a standard cancer screening, am I really living? Apropos of nothing, it’s ice cream o’clock. Get yer health checks, people.

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

I believe there’s a law stating that you must now learn to play it. If you don’t already, that is. I’m sure it’s part of the charmed instrument lore.

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

So, someone clue me in here. If someone follows but has no posts and insta DMs upon follow, is it sus? Cause the last place conditioned me to yell BOT and block.

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Marcella Burnard @marcellaburnard.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

The follows are hitting thick and fast and I have a day job. I will do my darnedest to follow back as quickly as possible!

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