Marcel @marcel.gg · 30/01/2025But for real pg is the og, prisma is well - 50 queries per page load even with batching, but Postgres.js is the package that brings good wine to the afters. It’s the only package I support financially on GitHub dot com. 000
Marcel @marcel.gg · 30/01/2025My favourite children’s entertainment character was en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjami... for a reason. 🐘en.m.wikipedia.orgBenjamin the Elephant - Wikipedia 120
Marcel @marcel.gg · 29/01/2025I’m starting back on the CFP bandwagon. Concept: Postgres connectors and js. I make a healthcare platform. Despite best efforts, we’ve ended up with 3 different connectors for Postgres. Why? Streaming, dynamic tables, types, performance. Know more about js+Postgres tradeoffs than ever wanted to. 110
Marcel @marcel.gg · 04/12/2024I guess you can have a Goldilocks site and hope you never get more feature requests. 000
Marcel @marcel.gg · 04/12/2024I swear it’s all tech bros and brodettes. The safest place to have a nodejs emergency. 100
Marcel @marcel.gg · 04/12/2024Having now used Prisma for a few years, I continue to not know who it's for. If you have a very simple app with tiny CRUD - it's an overly complex abstraction. If you have a complex site, you spend so much time doing `$executeRaw()` as the regular queries can be insanely inperformant. 230
Marcel @marcel.gg · 04/12/2024Summer goes real hard compared to my race to normalize data before fly.io strangles us all. Friends don't let friends choose fly. The amount of clients who said "your x is broken" when really fly.io had some documented or undocumented outage would cumulate to double digits. 020
Marcel @marcel.gg · 04/12/2024Taking a break from my journey in the 🐘's data labyrinth to edit a few more photos from Samhain. I super appreciate being invited by the Summer Queen to atternd (and slink into the afterparty). I can see why every 2nd London tech person has told me they're moving to Edinburgh. 200
Marcel @marcel.gg · 21/11/2024Does seem awfully close to, “can’t repair shattered kneecaps” mafioso energy. 100
Marcel @marcel.gg · 19/11/2024First, we normalize the database, then: we denormalize the database. However, following that, it appeared prudent to normalize the database. Upon recent consideration, it may... Yes, the elephant is with me in the room right now. 🐘 120
Marcel @marcel.gg · 19/11/2024I have been burnt on Sony flagships by their lack of ongoing support for the A1, even if it would be real nice to have that AI autofocus. 110
Marcel @marcel.gg · 19/11/2024🍞📸 FRESH OUT THE OVEN 📸🍞 The final edits for @reactnativelondon.co.uk are here! It was a blast to take a day off tech and do something creative. Vibes for the conference were excellent and I hope to catch more talks next time. Tag your friends if you spot them! photos.app.goo.gl/Zji9sVToEjkE...photos.app.goo.glAsgard Photobooth - RNConf2024 ⚛️📱52 new items · Album by Marcel Cutts 1110
Marcel @marcel.gg · 15/11/2024More 'togs! Thanks @reactnativelondon.co.uk for a tech conference after-party that wasn't cringe. (Rare) 151
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Marcel @marcel.gg · 15/11/2024You're every app dev's worst nightmare - the never updater. Can we ever deprecate anything? No! People are still using that terrible endpoint on older versions of the app. 😅 020
Marcel @marcel.gg · 15/11/2024You can even get a print! (Valid until the printer’s machine spirit grows displeased.) @reactnativelondon.co.uk 041
Marcel @marcel.gg · 15/11/2024First 'tog of @reactnativelondon.co.uk ft. @tazsingh.com @danabra.mov @samuel.bsky.team Do you want 'tog? Come say high in the non-neon-light sponsor zone 0122
Marcel @marcel.gg · 15/11/2024The only reason I have a to get a ps5. I’m trying not to let nostalgia get to me even if there’s a moogle cuddly toy in the house. 100
Marcel @marcel.gg · 15/11/2024Did you know fly.io Postgres instances max out at 500GB? Neither did we. If you want the visage of stress across medical data ask me tomorrow at @reactnativelondon.co.uk It reminds me of my first startup where I migrated data from a sick MySQL DB to a Postgres instance w/o annihilating prod.fly.io Deploy app servers close to your users · Fly 021
Marcel @marcel.gg · 15/11/2024Ah, I see android dev is still as dark an art as I endured it 10 years ago. I just want my boxes and lines. 010
Marcel @marcel.gg · 14/11/2024Last minute lighting experiments before @reactnativelondon.co.uk tomorrow. I don't really know what I'm doing - but who does‽ Come get your photo taken and printed (machine spirit willing) at the Asgard photobooth. I'll likely set up in between 11 and 12. 130
Marcel @marcel.gg · 13/11/2024What a luxury my macbook will experience! Editing photos from a table rather than on the grass of a festival. You're going to introduce it to a lifestyle I cannot maintain. 010
