Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026“Quantification of Scalp Hair — A Computer-Aided Methodology". Hair counters count hairs. Scalp-hair counters can and maybe should celebrate that this year, 2026, is the fortieth anniversary year of the publication of one of the most treasured studies of how to […] [Original post on mstdn.science] 010
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026Techniques of Successful Con Men: Realize that everyone can profit if you have a forgiving nature. A June 24, 2026 headline by CBS News says “A Trump-linked firm is lobbying for pardons. Its first client already paid $500,000” […] [Original post on mstdn.science] 010
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026A New Appreciation of Bill Lipscomb, Chemist and Theatrical Performer improbable.com/2026/10/01/a-new-app… 000
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026If you want to understand everything, you can begin or end [or begin *and* end] your journey here, in this study improbable.com/2026/09/29/everythin… 011
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026Techniques of Successful Con Men: Make sure that none of your activities will lead to legal problems. A headline from CNN, on July 13, 2026, says: “Rubio vows to ‘dismantle’ International Criminal Court — US Secretary of State Marco Rubio on Monday vowed to […] [Original post on mstdn.science] 010
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026"Anthropometric Analysis of Linear Parameters of the Indian Nose: A Cross-Sectional Study and Comparison With Literature" is just one of the research studies featured in this month's issue of mini-AIR, the free wee, tiny batch of stuff too whatever to fit in […] [Original post on mstdn.science] 001
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026Are You More Unique than a Nine-Banded Armadillo? improbable.com/2026/09/22/are-you-m… 000
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026Techniques of Successful Con Men: Keep Money in the Hands of Someone You Trust, A headline in The New Republic (on July 27, 2026) says: “Trump Confirms He’s Hoarding Billions From Venezuelan Oil — President Trump is refusing to say what happened to the billions […] [Original post on mstdn.science] 000
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026"Meta has limited the ability to comment." Gosh, gotta wonder why... 000
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026Please join us for BOST-Ig, AN IG NOBEL CELEBRATION IN CAMBRIDGE, MASSACHUSETTS, USA, on Thursday, September 24. WHAT: A celebration of the new Ig Nobel Prize winners, who received their prizes on September 3 in Zurich, Switzerland at the 36th First Annual Ig […] [Original post on mstdn.science] 004
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 18/09/2026Ig Nobel Face-to-Face event in TOKYO, Sunday, September 20. Ig Nobel Prize winners (and a Nobel laureate) ask each other about their work. And answer questions from the audience. And throw paper airplanes. www.miraikan.jst.go.jp/events/20260… 014
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026Why Are or Aren’t There Maps in Novels? improbable.com/2026/09/15/why-are-o… 202
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026The special MIXTURES issue (vol. 32, no. 5) of the magazine Annals of Improbable Research is now available. And you can read some of it for free, online. payhip.com/b/dQWAz 001
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 13/09/2026Techniques of Successful Con Men: Make some wild, random demand — then if people pay any attention to you, demand more and more — A headline in the New York Times (on May 18, 2026) says: “In Closed-Door Talks, U.S. Demands a Major Role in Greenland — […] [Original post on mstdn.science] 021
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026THIS is how to write a notice when you tell people about a software update: "We also added a convenient button to restore the default notification settings if you ever make so many changes that you don't even know how to get ahold of yourself anymore." Yay, #Signal ! 142
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026Newman’s Happy Index of ‘Morbid’ Surprising Bits improbable.com/2026/09/10/newmans-h… 011
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026Slime Molds and a double Prize winner and a big, great science adventure improbable.com/2026/09/09/slime-mol… 022
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026"First He Won an Ig Nobel Prize, Then He Won a Trumpler Award" improbable.com/2026/09/07/first-he-… 011
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026It's wonderful to be a famous author, let me tell you. You receive mash notes from authors who are much more famous than you are. This one arrived today (see the attached image of it). It's about the sixth note just like it, with nearly identical wording, I've […] [Original post on mstdn.science] 001
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026Techniques of Successful Con Men: Make at least enough money to satisfy your basic needs. A headline in The Independent, on July 4, 2026, says: “Trump cashed in with 327 stock purchases just before he sent the market soaring by pausing tariffs: disclosure — The […] [Original post on mstdn.science] 012
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026IG NOBEL FACE-to-FACE in ZURICH — TODAY, Friday, September 4, 2026, 2:00 pm, Hörsaal Universität Zürich. The new Ig Nobel Prize winners will ask each other questions about their work. The Face-to-Face event is free. The room is known as "the Gummy Bear Room" […] [Original post on mstdn.science] 044
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026The 2026 Ig Nobel Prize winners were introduced at the 36th First Annual Ig Nobel Prize ceremony, in Zurich, Switzerland, on September 3, 2026. Each winner has done something that makes people LAUGH, then THINK. #IgNobel […] [Original post on mstdn.science] 01213
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 03/09/2026TODAY! The 2026 Ig Nobel Prizes will be awarded at the 36th First Annual Ig Nobel Prize ceremony, on Thursday evening, September 3, 2026. The ceremony itself begins at 7:00 pm (Central European time). The pre-show dance performance begins at 6:45 pm. The […] [Original post on mstdn.science] 1815
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026TOMORROW — the 36th First Annual Ig Nobel Prize Ceremony (and webcast, and watch parties). Spread the word! improbable.com/the-36th-first-annua… 069
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 31/08/2026THREE DAYS until the Ig Nobel Prize Ceremony (and webcast, and watch parties)! improbable.com/the-36th-first-annua… 0719
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026Techniques of Successful Con Men: Inspire People to Make Lucky Guesses. A news headline by Reuters, on March 24, 2026, says: “Traders bet $500 million on oil price just before Trump’s post on delay to Iran attack — Traders bet heavily on crude 15 minutes before […] [Original post on mstdn.science] 010
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 30/08/2026FOUR DAYS until the Ig Nobel Prize ceremony (and webcast) improbable.com/the-36th-first-annua… 035
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026The 36th First Annual Ig Nobel Prize ceremony will happen a week from today in Zurich, Switzerland - on Thursday, 3 September, 2026, starting at 19:00 (Central European time). If you don't have a ticket to be there in person, watch the free webcast. Maybe go to […] [Original post on mstdn.science] 0316
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026improbable.com/2026/08/25/fungi-fun… improbable.com/2026/08/25/fungi-fun… 010
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026Sometimes a citation can sound like a metaphor: "The Blowhard Problem" improbable.com/2026/08/25/the-blowh… 010
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 24/08/2026The Official Ig Nobel Card Game Is Born! Yes, there are card games that make people LAUGH, and yes, there are card games that make people THINK. Now, new to the world, there is an official card game based on the Ig Nobel Prizes, which are all about research […] [Original post on mstdn.science] 1111
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2026Techniques of Successful Con Men: To impress people who are impressed by big numbers, invent big quotas that are the sole things your helpers must achieve. A headline in The Independent, on March 20, 2026, says: “Judges have issued over 7,000 rulings in recent […] [Original post on mstdn.science] 120
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2026A very few more tickets became available for the 26th First Annual Ig Nobel Prize ceremony (which will happen on Thursday, September 3, in #Zurich, Switzerland). Grab ‘em while you can. #IgNobel […] [Original post on mstdn.science] 0211
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2026Some numbers about some words [specifically the 24/7 Lectures] improbable.com/2026/08/22/some-numb… 011
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 18/08/2026The Passing of Claude, the Almost-Chatbot improbable.com/2026/08/18/the-passi… 000
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026Techniques of Successful Con Men: Encourage your friends to make deals. — A headline in the Wall Street Journal, on March 13, 2026, says: “Trump Administration Set to Receive $10 Billion Fee for Brokering TikTok Deal — Investors in social-media platform’s U.S […] [Original post on mstdn.science] 011
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026The ‘Identity Construction via the Domestic Cat’ PhD Thesis improbable.com/2026/08/13/the-ident… 000
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 11/08/2026Ill-Fated Mice on display improbable.com/2026/08/11/ill-fated… 001
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 09/08/2026Techniques of Successful Con Men: Vow to spend a little bit of money to mitigate expensive problems caused by things on which you spend and make a lot of money. A news headline in Engadget, on March 5, 2025, says: “Google pledges roughly three hours of its […] [Original post on mstdn.science] 131
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 06/08/2026How to Not Say No, Corporately improbable.com/2026/08/06/how-to-no… 011
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 04/08/2026The Future-Seeing Wisdom of Venture Capitalists Using Other People’s Money improbable.com/2026/08/04/the-futur… 002
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 02/08/2026Techniques of Successful Con Men: Whenever you do something intensely foolish and then see it fail, (1) explain that it was done by someone you dislike, and (2) vow to punish that person. improbablestuff.substack.com/p/con-… 002
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026Techniques of Successful Con Men: When you make travel plans, don’t skimp on your well-being. A headline in Axios, February 28, 2026: “Noem burning deportation cash on luxury jets — Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s plan to use border funds for an […] [Original post on mstdn.science] 000
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026From Your Brain, Please, Not Your Bot —— If you want to submit an article for possible publication in the magazine, write it using only the brain inside your head. Please do NOT send us anything ‘written’ with or by an AI program. [NOTE: We first published this […] [Original post on mstdn.science] 000
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 25/07/2026July issue of the newsletter (mini-AIR), with Head Carrying Capacity Stuff improbable.com/2026/07/25/july-issu… 010
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 19/07/2026Techniques of Successful Con Men: When people are dismayed and worried, cheer them by telling romance fantasy stories. A headline from the BBC, on June 10, 2026, says: “Trump: ‘I love the inflation’ During an Oval Office signing event on 10 June, President […] [Original post on mstdn.science] 020
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2026Little people. Big people. Other people... The special PEOPLE issue (volume 32, number 4, July/August 2026) of the magazine Annals of Improbable Research. payhip.com/b/nhOlm 020
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2026Herman Chernoff, who invented Chernoff Faces, has died. Chernoff faces are an unusually human way of representing statistical data. #Statistics improbable.com/2026/07/15/herman-ch… 129
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 15/07/2026Intravenous jellybean — an unusual kind of eye candy for doctors improbable.com/2026/07/14/intraveno… 010
Marc Abrahams @marcabrahams.mstdn.science.ap.brid.gy · 12/07/2026Techniques of Successful Con Men: Find ways to get other people to pay for advertising your products. A news headline by the Associated Press, on February 17, 2026, says: "Trump family business files for trademark rights on any airports using the president’s […] [Original post on mstdn.science] 020