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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award

@maplemckenzie.bsky.social
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beaver on the internet, retro indie bimbotuber, board certified sleepy bitch, let's have fun online!!! twitch.tv/maplemckenzie profile pic by @kaibuzetta.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/gnawtybeaver.bsky.… funny r18 alt

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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
good fucking lord i read this article to its conclusion and people will really just be like "oooh your thesaurus is SO cool, say nothing with three sentences more"
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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
tenured guy, lecturing for a class about the history of protests. extremely respectable sort. probably still teaching or happily retired. i don't remember his name. hell is a moral coping mechanism, i think.
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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
more and more and more i remember taking a class in college at a reputable university wherein the professor stated that "plagiarism is the worst thing that routinely happens on college campuses" and more and more and more i believe that this incident made me a little bit Insane
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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i would be more receptive to this article's thesis if i believed that making video essays about the bing bing wahoo man and digging holes to be restorative justice i think
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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
gonna be real with you bro i don't want to be in touch with what was described by its creators as "the biggest theft of labor in human history"
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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
well it's 90 degrees outside my nose is stuffy and my vod will probably get muted but fuck it, it's october and i want to play castlevania onlydams.com
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Count Zackula @impactzack.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Paige: HOOOOOH my God, Victor did anyone ever tell you that you look like a Greek god I wanna pull off your arms and suck on the fingers. Please don’t wear a shirt ever Victor: I am begging you to talk to me like im a person Drifter after cooking Rem in his apartment:
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Random Mech of The Day @randommechoftheday.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Todays mech: Persön-Lichkeit
From: “Super Robot Wars Impact”
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こめな@skeb募集中 @komena.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
『スーパーロボット大戦』のリューネ・ゾルダーク お題ありがとうございました✨ odaibako.net/odais/91716c... #スパロボ #お題箱 #odaibako
『スーパーロボット大戦』のキャラクター、リューネ・ゾルダークを描いたイラスト。  
​金色のウェーブがかったボリュームのある長髪に、青いヘアバンドを着けている。青い大きな瞳で、口を大きく開けて快活に笑っている表情。  
​服装は非常に露出度が高く、丈の短い白い無地のトップスを着用しており、胸の下部や谷間、大きくひらいた腹部が露出している。両手首には青いリストバンドを着けている。下半身は、太もも部分が破れたダメージ加工の青いデニムを極端なローライズで履いており、銀色のバックルがついた太い赤いベルトを締めている。  
​ポーズは左腕を高く上に突き上げ、右腕は肘を曲げて胸の高さで軽く拳を握っている。背景は白地に、赤い斜めの幾何学的な模様が等間隔で配置されている。
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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
caught in the eternal struggle between "a society wherein certain crimes can never be forgiven creates classes of people who simply cannot live their lives" and "the bear is my best friend, actually"
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Bunny ✨🐰 Cute Hero Vtuber @cuteherobunny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO CHUBBY GIRL PROPAGANDA! I believe in you!! #bunnymakes #cuteheroart #oc #magicalgirl
An illustration of Cute Hero Bunny in her new suit doing a saluting peace sign with the text "This Cute Hero Believes in You"
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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ohhh its almost october... hours to go... truly astounding how much they knocked it out of the park with the tenth month. Excellent temperatures. Leaves changing colors. The way the sun hits in the mornings and after noon. Pumpkins everywhere. and that was before anyone invented halloween!
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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
being 35 is playing a video game for 3 hours and needing to take a fucking nap afterwards
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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
onlydams.com felt like playing some total warhammer 3 and being silly with it today
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maplemckenzie - Twitch
helpless b*mbo beaver that plays retro games poorly for your sick amusement. bullying hours open 12 pm to 4 pm pst monday through friday. — maplemckenzie streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos...
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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
love my boy minwu and his sickass canoe
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tony hawk's pro racer
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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"getting back to streaming has been hard but hopefully things will get easier as -" fuck this im going back to bed forever
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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lost kingdoms actually fucks for real??? super interesting game.
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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
onlydams.com giving lost kingdoms for the gamecube a try today. as much as i love dark souls et al fromsoft had a really interesting catalogue a long time before any of that came out.
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maplemckenzie - Twitch
helpless b*mbo beaver that plays retro games poorly for your sick amusement. bullying hours open 12 pm to 4 pm pst monday through friday. — maplemckenzie streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos...
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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
all of the new factions i've messed around with seem incredibly cracked in one way or another but what really caught me off guard was how strong boris todbringer is. bro is like skarbrand with an actual economy, it's terrifying
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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
onlydams.com suddenly remembered how to stream again, it's a miracle
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maplemckenzie - Twitch
helpless b*mbo beaver that plays retro games poorly for your sick amusement. bullying hours open 12 pm to 4 pm pst monday through friday. — maplemckenzie streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos...
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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
you should, absolutely, have compassion and consideration for the people uniquely endangered by covid. but if you're such a feckless dickhead that you can't manage that much, at least have some compassion and consideration for your own damn self and wear the fuckin n95.
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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
never been to boston but lemme tell you something. i've never had covid. when i leave the house, the mask stays on. deeply deranged that people willingly expose themselves to the blood jelly fucks up your organs disease because masks are cringe or whatever. like come on guys. basic self-interest.
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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
if i ever get banned from bluesky it's probably because i'll finally snap and scream "im going to fucking kill you with a knife" at someone on this website for saying something criminally stupid
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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i'm not sure there's any other way to draw me but you certainly have my permission anyway
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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
people are calling it the greatest of all time (i'm people)
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Copper Hamster @copperhamster.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My friend got a picture of them all together.
Sailor Moon cosplayers in a Mexican themed variation
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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
trump banning cnn and msnbc from the white house is lowkey hysterical. like fucking imagine going to those lengths to get on his good side and he still says no fuck you fake news. incredible. the clowns aren't just running the circus, they've started franchising.
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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
rly obsessed with this image right now for some reason idgi maybe it's because frogs are just cute
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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
loser strategies is all american voters know. it seems like to most people we don't so much live in a democracy as a system wherein we must undertake a nebulous semiannual ritual to prevent disaster by performing the correct offerings and that is the depth of their political understanding
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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
im not sure i'm in any discords like that but if i was i would go down in a blaze of glory
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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
asking a very superintendent chalmers coded "may i see it?" about the lesbian rhythm games
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Giant Robot FM @giantrobotfm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fun fact: During pre-production on G Gundam, Yasuhiro Imagawa traveled to Hong Kong for research purposes. While there, he purchased a coin sword, which he enthusiastically brandished in the office. Memorably, a similar sword makes an appearance in the Giant Robo finale.
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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
begging. crying. guys please. the post wasn't that good. have mercy.
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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
see this is why i would never make it as a Big Account i saw the 30+ notifs on my sidebar and nearly had a small panic attack
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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
im getting tired of all these centuries of humiliation. could we try a century of a love and joy instead. or like at least a century of big titties.
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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
constantly in awe of warhammer fantasy character design they gave this goth baddie bitch rolf's hat of discipline and a corset, where they just throwing darts or what
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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i hope everyone got what they wanted from the nintendo direct or at least wasn't enraged
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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
it's like being neurodivergent but you're not really sure in exactly what way
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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
flu shot in one arm, covid shot in the other, it's 90 degrees outside
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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i know i can be a little uncompromising about these things but i genuinely believe that you should not remake the same game more than once. like in the current climate remakes at all are oversaturated but OoT already HAS a remake on the 3DS. this borders on self-parody.
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Haru Feng ✦ Commission Open @harufeng.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
nothing good ever comes of depression posting but, fuck, man
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🍹🤖Pasokon(アルマ) 🍵🐙 @pasokongal.moe · 07/09/2026
IT'S TODAYBORDAY
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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
this riot MMO grail quest had better end in everyone involved getting arrested for the murder of an old man
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Was watching some Looney Tunes for funsies and discovered a treasure of an image
Wil E. Coyote with big ol eyes looking up as hes about to ge squished
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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"What's your Vtuber's fighting style?"
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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
i'm not perfect by any stretch but i take pride in my imperfections being harmless and private in nature
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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
chanting nasir's name while waving pom poms
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Maple, 3 time winner of the nicest beaver award @maplemckenzie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
maybe one day 2B will visit a world and discover that she really likes baseball or crocheting or something and finally find a measure of happiness and contentment
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