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Maple Maplebungus

@maplebungus.bsky.social
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still maple. still on the web. she/her, 31 🏳️‍⚧️

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Maple Maplebungus @maplebungus.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
hands to the sky like im giving goku my energy
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Maple Maplebungus @maplebungus.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
can a girl who is just so dumb really learn how to fly…?
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Maple Maplebungus @maplebungus.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Dynasty Warriors Gundam 2 on PS3. Check it out sometime. Sound of the summer
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Maple Maplebungus @maplebungus.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
you would have to log So many hours on Dynasty Warriors Gundam 2 for the PS3 to even do a believable impression of me. you couldn’t do it
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Maple Maplebungus @maplebungus.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
imagine shit talking Lotad near me… that would be like shit talking Dynasty Warriors 2 Gundam for the PS3
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Maple Maplebungus @maplebungus.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
you think there are 151 pokemon better than LOTAD??? shut the hell up. shut UP
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Maple Maplebungus @maplebungus.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
there’s nothing like a dour anime girl who just doesn’t care a fuck about anywhats
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Maple Maplebungus @maplebungus.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
heard a clanking in the laundry room and walked in on two Medabots doin it
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Maple Maplebungus @maplebungus.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
hr has allowed me to put “dick pic optional” on all of our job listings. cautiously optimistic
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Maple Maplebungus @maplebungus.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
now Listen up. It’s bed time for you. Bed fred. Go to bed. Consequences looming upon you
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Maple Maplebungus @maplebungus.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
*snaps off a tooth* here, in case you need some walking around money
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Maple Maplebungus @maplebungus.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
oh sorry *lops your head off with a golf swing*
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Maple Maplebungus @maplebungus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
opens a portal to the dimension where it’s always the last 15 minutes of your job and everyone is here and You are the Only one that can help. also you die every second
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Maple Maplebungus @maplebungus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
great box art bud. one suggestion. Could you make it a girl
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Maple Maplebungus @maplebungus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
sold
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Maple Maplebungus @maplebungus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
helping someone move just so I can say im dumping a fat load
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Maple Maplebungus @maplebungus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
shall I drape my penis over your face, master wayne
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Maple Maplebungus @maplebungus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
okay homos. Let the posting begin
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Maple Maplebungus @maplebungus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
UNREALLLLLLLL
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Maple Maplebungus @maplebungus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hitting 170mph on the autobahn fueled entirely by imported Wingstop large fry and Coke Zero
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Maple Maplebungus @maplebungus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
they should pay me for the epic posting I do. They should invent the text post industry and put me on top
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Maple Maplebungus @maplebungus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
sitting in the bank lobby on my eighth cup of free coffee pretending to read the newspaper upside down. Pleasant chuckle as I gloss over the sports section. My UFO parked out back
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Maple Maplebungus @maplebungus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
suck down the whole tray. But in my own way not like any other cats
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Maple Maplebungus @maplebungus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
our worth isn’t defined by productivity but it certainly doesn’t feel that way most of the time. especially when we’re sick. our worst days and worst moments don’t define us. bad days mean the next good day you have will be even better. hope it happens soon. 🥔 <- hands you a very solid potato
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Maple Maplebungus @maplebungus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Starbucks employees threw me into the ice bin just to bully me. But the jokes on them. I’m scream nutting in the ice bin
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Maple Maplebungus @maplebungus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
chiefing a camel crush right into an old ladys face in first class. Serving the people
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Maple Maplebungus @maplebungus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
they’re forcing me to smoke cigarettes at the back of the plane. And the front
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3457 always brings an acorn
A bunny in a blue dress brings an acorn to a small grey squirrel, who she is meeting in a clearing in the woods. The squirrel is dressed more rustically, accepts the gift gladly.
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Maple Maplebungus @maplebungus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
wow Cockaclysm. Deathwings cock did that to the southfury river
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robdog 👾 @robdogdraws.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Growing up is realizing Ned's Declassified was like Scrubs for kids
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Maple Maplebungus @maplebungus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
what we need to do guys, is execute any and all code that is presented to us by strangers. just in case they’re my boss
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Whimsy Bunny Doodles 🐇 @whimsybunnydoodles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 23/09/2026
pics that go hard
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Maple Maplebungus @maplebungus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it is currently big homo tuesday. reblog and repost if you are a big homo on tuesday
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Certly @certly.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I wanted to draw a paper bag
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King Pika @kingpika.pmd.social · 21/09/2026
En garde! #mew #pokemon
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Maple Maplebungus @maplebungus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
lightly fucked olive oil in the pan. whipping up the garlig
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The Price of Reason @priceofreason.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
OKAY FINE YOU CAN HAVE A CHURU
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Maple Maplebungus @maplebungus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
shiny chariot by jamie paige. go listen to it
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Maple Maplebungus @maplebungus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
to my children i leave my video game collection. it is my wish that after I am gone, you little noobs get good
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
pokemon rumble spheal on a flame background with text over it that says "I'm can't"
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The Elder Memes @theeldermemes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Uriel Septim says "hey guys"

Person pointing says "URINAL"

Uriel Septim says "NOT WHAT I'M CALLED"
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Maple Maplebungus @maplebungus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the patamon
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Maple Maplebungus @maplebungus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
today.
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frog @ read BtG @frogletcomics.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
this image never leaves my brain
Pikmin but epic.
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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
a picture of a plastic pitcher, with text in front saying: "People just write shit on images and call it a meme, the image don't even matter anymore"
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Whimsy Bunny Doodles 🐇 @whimsybunnydoodles.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Maple Maplebungus @maplebungus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
ok *cancels gta6 with a rock*
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