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Michael Apgar @mapgar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

NO! It’s still September. September!!!!!!!

A grocery store freezer full off eggnog and peppermint ice cream.

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Michael Apgar @mapgar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The Polls: Dems winning in Texas. My Brain:

Screenshot of Elizabeth Holmes from the Documentary "You Can See Everything."

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Michael Apgar @mapgar.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

britmonkey.com/2020s-politi... I feel like I got the best result available probably

"Your results" 84% Woke, 36% Techbro 56% Hopepilled 84% Davos Your Closest Match: Zohran Mamdani

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Michael Apgar @mapgar.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

The issue of X-Factor where the team has to do government mandate therapy is so good.

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Michael Apgar @mapgar.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I'm beginning to get legitimately scared.

Headline : Toy Story 5 is going to leave millennials a quivering emotional wreck 5 stars

Toy Stroy 5 Takes oOn a Dark Subject- and Comes Away the Best Pixar Sequel in Years

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Michael Apgar @mapgar.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I’m giving it two weeks and then I’m suing Panda Express

Fortune cookie fortune reading “All your hard work will soon pay off.”

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Michael Apgar @mapgar.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Insane e-mail to send out on May 11th.

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Michael Apgar @mapgar.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Ah yes the best strategy for guiding consistent long term viewership, randomly releasing your most buzz worthy episode of show that airs in no set pattern, with no promotion on a third party website. Brilliant FX.

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Michael Apgar @mapgar.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

What a stupid, desperate, and transparent lie. "Yeah, there's really crucial plot stuff for my new movie, but I'm not gonna include it in there. I'm gonna hide it in a re-release of my old 3+ hour movie to guarantee most of the audience of my new movie won't have vital information.'

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Michael Apgar @mapgar.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Started season 2 of Paradise

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Michael Apgar @mapgar.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

It's a bubble. And bubbles pop.

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Michael Apgar @mapgar.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Post your contextless photoshops.

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Michael Apgar @mapgar.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

It hurts my soul that this is an actual argument people are making

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Michael Apgar @mapgar.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Ah yes, just classic friend behavior. Johnny Storm never stop giving off chaotic bisexual vibes please. But for the love of God lose the mustache.

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Michael Apgar @mapgar.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

When I say it’s grim on the apps

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Michael Apgar @mapgar.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

I have been on a plane all day without internet and there are so many people this could be about.

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Michael Apgar @mapgar.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Thinking of the episode of Bewitched where Samantha had to become the Tooth Fairy because she accidentally got the real one addicted to alcohol.

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Michael Apgar @mapgar.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

It’s unfair to dunk on her for this. There was an entire memory wiping spell.

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Michael Apgar @mapgar.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.

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Michael Apgar @mapgar.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Me on a redeye listening to a million sodas and bags opening around me

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Michael Apgar @mapgar.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Using Halloween to push my agenda for the return of TV shows with high episode counts.

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Michael Apgar @mapgar.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Bold of Olive Garden to try to rebrand Halloween as "National Breadstick Day"

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Michael Apgar @mapgar.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Do we think they noticed the typo and were like ‘oh well, it’s already printed’ Or did they miss it entirely

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Michael Apgar @mapgar.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

And just think what it'll do to Kelly Rowland's texting

Screenshot of a tweet from @ZackKorman reading "Copilot in Excel is a global financial crisis waiting to happen." Below is a picture of Excel incorrectly adding 1+2+3

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Michael Apgar @mapgar.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Post something random, or you'll have an awful October Ridiculous, yet best not to tempt the gods.

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Michael Apgar @mapgar.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

One year, they did a show that was set in "Hershey Park after dark" for some reason

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Michael Apgar @mapgar.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

I love reading Wikis for comic characters. Amazing how casually they say mention the most batshit things.

Excerpt from a wiki for the Marvel villain Muse reading, "Muse somehow escaped from Hell anyway and resumed killing people in a new "studio" in Chicago. He was enraged and swore revenge when the studio was burnt down by Eddie Brock.

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Michael Apgar @mapgar.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

Storybook Weaver ass reality

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Michael Apgar @mapgar.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

The new Quarter Pounder box has a threatening aura

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Michael Apgar @mapgar.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Me, an absolute foolish child watching TV: What a silly impossible storyline. Ha Ha

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Michael Apgar @mapgar.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

Is Allison Williams character being held hostage in this scene? Or is this romance?

EW post promoting the Romance remember me, in which Allison Williams looks viscerally uncomfortable to be held by Scott Eastwood.

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Michael Apgar @mapgar.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

How does one see this and not conclude audience want shows with high episode counts.

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Michael Apgar @mapgar.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

I loathe how complicated they have made buying movie tickets. Am I honestly expected to know the difference between a "completely captivating" and "perceive the power" screening?????

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Michael Apgar @mapgar.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

The Sound of Music really has Maria walking down the aisle at her wedding as her ex-coworkers sing that she's a clown

A screenshot of The Sound of Music where Maria walks down the aisle to "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria". The caption reads "A flibbertigibbet a will-o-the-wisp, a clown"

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Michael Apgar @mapgar.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

At this point I must assume people are making content specifically for me.

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Michael Apgar @mapgar.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

I'm sorry FRANKLIN RICHARDS already exists in this trailer?!? Now I'm gonna have to rework all my multiverse conspiracy boards

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Michael Apgar @mapgar.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

This survey feels like it's trying to screen out someone very specific

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