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@mapachurro.bsky.social
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I don't smoke, that's burning flux; en constante búsqueda de las condiciones perfectas para hacer una traducción del Quijote al estilo Western

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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You mean like... "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should. And now you've patented it, and slapped it on a plastic lunch box, and... You're selling it."
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Girl Mark Alovert, you were a prophet before your time and now the people call out to you For they have forgotten how to take the chicken wing fry oil and put it into a water heater with lye And eat trash and be free
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Walking past a restaurant with an herbal name in an upscale urban renewal mixed use shopping district they're playing "Modern Man" by the Arcade Fire for the people waiting in line Can't tell if this means the Millennials won or lost Ok ok we lost I know
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Tori Amos on the Oberlin goodwill store radio
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Read Merriam - Webster's etymology here. Buckle up.
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
"How's crypto going?" "Well, this disclaimer from the Ohio DNR app pretty much sums it up"
Screenshot showing an app updating with a note: "Sovereign Sportsman is now PayIt LLC"
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
@washingtonpost.com I agree, these rulings are, ideologically, spit. And I'm proud of you for calling a spit a spit.
A screenshot of a WaPo article thumbnail wherein the word "split" is misspelled as "spit". And I thought that was pretty funny.
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
There's some spectacular material for "escaping containers" here but my brain is too foggy to execute
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Candify is absolutely a word! To make something candy!?!
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Good morning Cleveland, start out your day right: take welding advice from the one armed man at the gas station in Ohio City, he is the voice of experience
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Hit me up for consultation, I've already worked in the US justice and immigration systems *and* crypto, so I'm values-aligned with Global Tetrahedron
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
@timheidecker.bsky.social Por qué no los... Tres? hear me out: A crypto exchange that allows for hosting of NFTs, which can also be representations of real estate, both in the real world and in half-dead metaverses
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Not content with resting on the considerable achievement of naming a prominent distributed network scaling solution "danksharding", the Ethereum Foundation continued to push the boundaries of semantics, striving not only for post-quantum solutions, but post-signification ones, as well.
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
"Oh you have ADHD? Oh look a squirrel haha" Joke's on you when oil is $900 a barrel and beef is $25 a pound and Americans turn to their squirrel hunters for animal protein
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I'm sorry... Half of them did not dance to the B-52s? I'm stuck on that point tbh
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
wtf I demand to be always joking, always serious
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Congrats and good luck!
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Music continues playing. Want it to stop? Just hit the system mute key (F1) New level of There's a Browser Tab Playing Music Somewhere and I Can't Find It unlocked 🔥😎💪
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Adventures in External Monitors with Linux, 3-5-26: Drag the browser tab with Spotify playing on it from the laptop to the external monitor; the browser falls into the crack between the two and never appears on the second monitor; appears on OS app selector screens (alt+Tab), but cannot be restored
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Not that I'm aware of! I just accidentally said it while trying to get the dog to come instairs.
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Entryways to a building featuring at least some stairs are very common. And yet, in English, we have lacked an atomic couplet of terms meaning "to come up the stairs and go in", or vice versa. Until today. I present to you: "instairs / outstairs". You're welcome.
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Something something user signed attestations stored on either a public or private blockchain encrypted with lattice crypto? idk 😭
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
USPS API: sample response for `package` query
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
How we doing the UI i18n? What's the pipeline bro
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
I like reguetón. There is a genre that is trying to be passed off as reguetón and it is not. It uses a reguetón beat and the cheesiest possible lovesick lyrics. This is not reguetón. This is lloretón. I will not be taking questions.
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
*well ackshually* this slaps because the innuendo is wildly unclear 'verde' is the color of envy in Spanish... And of, well, lechery. 10/10 This Has Legs
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Hello I will be finding you these look 🥵
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Oh shit As a recovering alcoholic who worked as a baker It's me 😭
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
@kairyssdal.bsky.social "When was the last time you walked into a grocery store and paid with stablecoins?" Actually, yesterday. And the day before that. MetaMask Card! Thank you, though, for mentioning the T-note issue. It sometimes keeps me up at night 🫣
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
@themountaingoats.bsky.social I saw this image and my brain immediately went "Looking up / At the one man in this room / Who's handled more cocaine than me" 💀
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
As someone who dabbles in all of the above: This is why people who do this stuff competently (not me) have *homesteads*. And to your point, they're very much aware of the importance of supply chains.
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
He rhymed "things" With "things" Never Forget
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
"Bohemian ear spoon" solid choice
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
@themountaingoats.bsky.social My son was reading through the "list of polearms" on Wikipedia (crossword, long story) And the question arose: have you ever considered getting into knives... On sticks? You could go up and down the buffet several *more* times tbh en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polearm...
en.m.wikipedia.org
Polearm - Wikipedia
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
I'm with Why. I gained a reputation as an LLM skeptic curmudgeon early on at work, *but*, I use them daily, mostly for code. In my experience, if you don't already know what's going on with the code... Neither does the clanker. And that bill comes due eventually (denominated in $TCHNCL-DBT 🫣🫠)
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Yes please
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
idk, if we used them for really "boring" use cases, like... Tickets It's kind of an ideal technical solution
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 11/06/2024
working on an app called Bewail that auto-sends a spamfilter bypassing email reading ALAS, THOU HAST GONE AND RUINED IT. ALAS AND WAIL AWAY to the presidents of companies determined by the app to have issued updates that made the product worse. the email is sent q90 seconds for the rest of your life
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 20/08/2023
M.I.A.'s "Paper Planes" is Thematically and Semantically Equivalent to Bertol Brecht's "Pirate Jenny" In this essay, I will
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
If I keep thinking about this I'm going to get an aneurysm
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
Who would cover it better: Rage Against the Machine Me First and the Gimme Gimmes The Clash "Burn", like, the Ellie Goulding song
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
Proposal: backform the verb 'schell' from the term 'schelling point' It's fun because it has homonyms It's chaotic because it could be a phrasal verb, but flexibly so "We schelled around that point initially, but in terms of implementation..." "Looks like they're schelling up to a proposal"
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
So, I'm lacking the web3 connection, but I went to an Iroquois powwow today 🙃 and I just did a speed-skim through this, looking for your boy. Couldn't find anything, which I find odd. I'll keep an eye out--I'm staying at a house with one hell of a library
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
Makes you wish someone had designed a system to revoke an entire chain of invitations at the source.
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
And thus, they entered into the Fourth of July festival phase; and night was as day, and the word "boomer" ceased to mean 'boring and old', and instead meant 'excitingly dangerous'
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 29/06/2023
F
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 28/06/2023
Wait wait has no one said it yet?!?! *How'd you do it, Chris!?!* 😛 Love this, man. Well done, I'm looking forward to that much time some day.
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 21/06/2023
Well, today I learned that sewing velcro into PVC fabric is really quite difficult and has limited guarantees of looking good But I'm sure many of you with more exciting social lives than mine already knew that
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 19/06/2023
Context for anglos: Spanish language attempts to create gender-neutral morphology, to avoid anyone feeling like we're trying to box you into a binary gender definition
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mapachurro @mapachurro.bsky.social · 19/06/2023
On the one hand, I really don't think that breaking Spanish grammar is the way to fix this. On the other, whatever! I'm just wondering how we pronounce it. I lean towards a more 16th-century/Portuguese vibe, like, "amishes", rather than some obnoxious "ah-miks-es"
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