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mʌp ᯅ

@map.wtf
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Principal Engineer at Evenly creating apps for all Apple platforms. Volunteers for Desert Bus. Passionate cat dad. Iaidoka. He/Him. Mastodon: xoxo.zone/@map Homepage: map.wtf

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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 24/08/2026
Is this the expected new Siri experience or is this the European Siri™ experience now?
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 21/07/2026
Ich sehe nur solche shots mit klaren "IMAX besser!" Messages.
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 16/07/2026
Seeing OpenAI selling a macro pad for some reason finally made me buy a ZSA Voyager after years of wanting one.
A voyager split keyboard.
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 13/05/2026
Bavarian-Hawaiian fusion cuisine: Leberkäs Musubi
A rice paddy topped with Leberkäs wrapped in Nori.
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 26/04/2026
Hanami in Berlin.
TV Asahi Kirschblütenalle in full bloom
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 23/04/2026
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 20/04/2026
Favorite new (for me) Boeing bug
Route map getting confused with plane exiting the plane to the right and drawing a horizontal
Line to the other side of the map.
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 10/04/2026
Equal parts Dr Pepper, Grapesoda and cotton candy. 11/10. Would NOPE again. #konbinireviews
A bottle of Suntory NOPE soda.
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 22/03/2026
Maybe you guys can look a bit harder? This seems to be a rather slight improvement over the current president.
Gavin Newsom clears L.A. homeless encampment as he tells cities to do more or risk losing funds
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 21/03/2026
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 04/03/2026
We are so lost.
A polymarket screenshot of people betting on nuclear war.
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 09/01/2026
I has become really easy to prototype a macOS tool for personal use. This app captures an area of the screen, lets you go back in time and select text. Perfect for Japanese TV.
A screenshot showing a live stream of Japanese TV on the right and the tool on the left, with text selected and translated by built in macOS functionality.
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 28/12/2025
Why didn't I knew my favorite curry chain has cute cat mascots and why don't I have several merch items featuring said cat!
Cocoichibanya's cat mascots: illustration of multiple cats have brown and have white like a Japanese curry, with different mixing represented by head wear. The korokke curry cat mascot being interviewed for a commercial.
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 20/12/2025
Finally finished my cat feeder project. I wanted a feeding station that is powered by a single USB-C and integrates into home automation with Matter.
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 12/12/2025
When it works, live translation with AirPods is great and genuinely amazing. However…
screenshot of a Japanese sentences being translated as "I'm sorry" repeated 16 times.
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 19/10/2025
Remember, glorifying violence on here is not okay! Except when you murder a whole crew on a boat. Thanks @safety.bsky.app!
Post by Bluesky Safety: Glorifying violence or harm violates Bluesky's Community Guidelines. We review reports and take action on content that celebrates harm against anyone. Violence has no place in healthy public discourse, and we're committed to fostering healthy, open conversationsThe "Department of War" posting a video of a boat being bombed.
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 11/10/2025
To the surprise of no one, local weeb loves the sequel to his favorite samurai game.
Ghost of Yotei screenshot.
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 05/10/2025
So if you are wondering how things go on Sora, OpenAI's slop TikTok, let's just say it took less than a dozens scrolls for me to have Adolf Hitler giving a TED talk how he has good intentions and wanted to fix a broken system. Or driving around while ranting about "the juice"...
Sora screenshot: Hitler giving a TED talkSora screenshot: Hitler in a car ranting about "the juice".
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 01/10/2025
Related: why are all cool (read: inspired by Dieter Rams) product designers now exclusively doing synthesizers? Please come back and make some other gadgets.
A product shot of the Orchid by Telepathic Instruments.
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 28/09/2025
Are there really still people left that fall for this?
Screenshot of article titled "OpenAl CEO Sam Altman says
GPT-8 will be true AGI if it solves quantum gravity — the father of quantum computing agrees"
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 22/09/2025
Turns out: they did.
An ad with the proposed word play.
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 19/09/2025
To be honest hearing "Political violence is always wrong!" so many times in the last few days, makes me feel a bit weird.
Photo
of monument to Georg Elser in Berlin.
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 19/09/2025
This might be my favorite new iOS feature.
Screenshot showing Music App automatically transliterating Japanese lyrics.
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 14/09/2025
So I really was interested in the strudel recipe mentioned in this viral tweet, but after researching a bit must concluded it's probably fabulated. Still a good metaphor tho. Shame about the strudel recipe.
My grandfather used to say "and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel" and I never knew what it meant until after he died my grandmother explained some magazine did a fluff interview with Magda Goebbels a few years before WW2 that included her strudel recipe and my grandfather, who hated the Nazis with the passion of 10,000 suns, thought it was an example of the media sanitizing evil people and he would use the phrase when someone asked him to overlook a bad person doing bad things and focus on the good.
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 08/09/2025
Whoever thought the YouTube app should show "community posts" without a way to disable them needs a stern talking to.
Screenshot of the YouTube app with a community posts taking up more than have of the screen. The post reads "I like Cheese".
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 06/09/2025
Are these people for real? This is the Robinhood CEO about how a "post-AI" economy works.
Vlad Tenev: So I think it's going to become more important to invest, because if you can't rely on labor to generate money to make a living, capital becomes more important. And so we're going to have to make it easier for people to learn about investing. Invest from an early age, get their kids investing. And I think it's going to be private industry like Robinhood, and also the government that's gonna have to step in.
And I think you're seeing the beginnings of this shift with the Invest America Act.
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 08/08/2025
(However you need to tell it that it is an expert letter counter. Otherwise this happens.)
LLM on device claiming only 1 b in blueberry.
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 08/08/2025
Looks like Apple caught up in the AI race. 🤪
The on-device LLM of iOS26 answering the question how many b are in blueberry correctly.
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 09/06/2025
Working on my own Youtube player for visionOS, just in case Juno ever stops working.
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 31/05/2025
I love how relaxing in the hammock on the balcony and seeing swifts sail through the sky is always a reminder that it's going to be #wwdc soon.
A blue sky with clouds and a swift flying by.
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 26/05/2025
Thinking about finally using my Twitch account again to stream the upcoming second PlayDate season.
A screenshot of an OBS streaming setup with a big playdate screen and a chroma keyed Person in the bottom left corner.
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 24/05/2025
Me? Spending eight hours of directing my #desertbus express shift on Vision Pro. Really helps with screen space.
A virtual reality environment with multiple windows open, including Mac Virtual Desktop.
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 07/05/2025
Recently wrote a prototype for a manga reader for Japanese language learners. Wanted to only use Apple's Live Text for the OCR which proved to be the hardest part. (Segmenting the text by area isn't something that API exposes)
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 16/04/2025
Just walked the whole Yamanote line. (Outside the circle, counterclockwise). Very tired and very happy.
A map of my walk. 44km, 10.5 hours, 67000 steps.
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 01/04/2025
I love this Apple Watch band so much. "Hatsune Mikado Powerful" gives me life.
A bootleg purple and neon green watch band in EVA-1 design from Neon Genesis Evangelion. Text featured includes mentioned Hatsune Mikado and "Hogh Bettery".
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 15/03/2025
If you enjoy a) cats and b) post-human fiction, Flow is for you. Really enjoyed it.
Movie poster for Flow (2024), showing a cat under water swimming with fishes.
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 07/03/2025
😏
An iOS text replacement that replaces wwww with 草. Basically Japanese internet slang for lol.
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 03/03/2025
Finally cleaned all of my data off Elon's servers. End of an era. 🫡
Screenshot of the @map Twitter Account with 0 followers, follows and tweets.
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 20/02/2025
It's still an open debate whether the internet is a net positive, but at least we have cat girls explaining condensed matter physics.
The YouTuber xenosum explaining topological insulators
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 27/01/2025
Okay, this probably required the exact kind of Apple nerd and weeb that I am to get running.
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 24/01/2025
We don't need about the Nazi's hand gesture, but have we talked enough about his face?
Elon Musk looking like success kidSuccess kid meme
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mʌp ᯅ @map.wtf · 17/11/2024
Home.
Photo from my perspective, lying in bed, petting a cat.
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