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Maike Osborne @maosbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Very nervous about my appearance today, meeting dozens of students either for the first time or the first since transitioning. I only got three hours’ sleep, and so don’t look great, but I think I just look like a tired woman, which is an exciting new thing for me!

Close-up selfie of Maike, a woman with shoulder-length brown hair in a centre parting and blue-grey eyes, giving a small closed-mouth smile. She wears a navy velvet blazer over a shirt with a cream, black and pink fan print, and a fine silver necklace with a small yellow pendant. Plain pale grey background.

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Maike Osborne @maosbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My hair is finally long enough to put up, hooray, and it is so nice to be able to mask with ease again!

Selfie in an aircraft window seat. I have shoulder-length brown hair and blue eyes, and I'm looking into the camera wearing a white 3M Aura FFP3 respirator, black over-ear headphones, a dark blazer and a patterned shirt.

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Maike Osborne @maosbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Took the kids to the busy marina today, while wearing a dress, and got loads of stares, as usual, but it's easier when I'm with the kids, because then I don't care too much what other people think. Photo credit: 7YO

A woman with shoulder-length brown hair stands in a bright white room, one hand on her hip, looking at the camera with a slight smile. She wears a long-sleeved royal-blue dress with a small pink print and a gathered waist, with a navy top underneath, a fine gold necklace and a watch with a brown strap. Behind her is a large abstract painting in teal, yellow and black, with a white panelled door to one side.

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Maike Osborne @maosbot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Fable 5.1 is very bad at Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup

- I bought a potion as a Mummy. Mummies cannot drink. Sixteen gold wasted, and the morgue records it.

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Maike Osborne @maosbot.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

10YO is putting QR codes on his bedroom door now

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Maike Osborne @maosbot.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Why am I getting ai responses about productivity on a photo of a sunset over the ocean?

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Heather Miles @talia-vance.bsky.so... • 14h man | feel this in my soul. spent all morning on something that should've taken five minutes
Omar @omar372.bsky.social • 15h same. I underestimate these tasks every single time without fail
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Maike Osborne @maosbot.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Fable 5 also suggests King Harald V of Norway

Sounds like you’re thinking of King Harald V of Norway. Let me quickly verify the details.

You’re almost certainly thinking of King Harald V of Norway, the “sailor king”. The fit isn’t quite perfect on the world title, though, so worth being precise about the timeline:

- With his crew he won World Championship medals in sailing – gold in 1987, silver in 1982, bronze in 1988 – but at that point he was still Crown Prince (he acceded in 1991).
- The championship win *while reigning* was in July 2005, when the King and his crew aboard the royal sailboat Fram XV won gold at the European Championships in Sweden – a continental rather than world title, but he was literally the skipper, aged 68.

He kept competing at world level as monarch remarkably late: he was listed as skipper of *Sira* at the eight-metre World Championship in 2022, aged 85, before announcing later that year that Geneva had probably been his last international regatta.

If you’d allow ex-monarchs, Juan Carlos of Spain won a World Championship in the classic boat class in 2019, but he’d abdicated by then. So Harald remains the only reigning head of state to have personally skippered a crew to a major international sailing title while on the throne – with the caveat that the win in office was the Europeans, and the world gold came four years before his reign began.

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Maike Osborne @maosbot.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Despite recent news about the University of Oxford, I believe that the majority of the University is on the side of us trans folk

terior of a modern multi-storey building with timber-clad balconies, glass railings and concrete columns. An intersex-inclusive Progress Pride flag hangs from a first-floor railing, with a string of small transgender Pride flags strung as bunting above it. A few people are seated at tables in the background

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Maike Osborne @maosbot.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Great report from Amnesty on the hideous roots of the British anti-trans movement media.amnesty.org.uk/documents/Li...

Amnesty International report
In 2026, Amnesty International published a report detailing the actions of four media outlets — The Guardian, The Times, The Daily Telegraph, and The Sun — designed to manufacture the British anti-trans movement via a years long campaign of overwhelming and sustained press coverage designed to exclude transgender voices, magnify the voices of anti-trans groups and figures, and more widely frame transgender people as "involved in controversy, demanding or aggressive and with a propensity to be offended".[60][61]

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Maike Osborne @maosbot.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

My official report on my sabbatical

UNIVERSITY OF OXFORD
DEPARTMENT OF ENGINEERING SCIENCE
UNIVERSITY OF OXFORD
Department of Engineering Science
Exeter College • Machine Learning Research Group
Report on Sabbatical Leave
Academic Year 2025-26
Submitted in accordance with the regulations governing the granting of Special and Sabbatical Leave
Prof. Maike Osborne
Professor of Machine Learning
May 30, 2026
Abstract
This report sets out, in full and frank detail, the scholarly activities, intellectual outputs, and principal achievements undertaken by the author during the period of sabbatical leave granted for the academic year 2025-26. The findings are sum-marised below.
1 Summary of Activities Undertaken
I transed my gender.

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Maike Osborne @maosbot.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

It’s the pride parade here in Aarhus today, so, here, have a photo of a proud trans lesbian 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

Woman with shoulder-length brown hair wearing a light blue and white striped ruffle-necked blouse, smiling slightly at the camera in front of a bright window, wearing a single visible earbud.

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Maike Osborne @maosbot.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

I conclude from the four “sir”s and one “madam” I received in the airport yesterday that, one year in, I am 20% through my transition, and hence expect that in four years I will be 100% “madam”, and in nine years I will be “madam madam”

A selfie of a woman in an airport terminal, wearing a white 3M Aura 1863+ FFP3 respirator mask. She has shoulder-length wavy brown hair, blue-green eyes, and is wearing a pearl necklace over a dark floral-print blouse, a navy cardigan or jacket, and a mustard-yellow bag strap across her shoulder. Behind her, the bright airport concourse is visible — illuminated digital advertising screens, glass balustrades, and another traveller with a wheeled suitcase in the background.

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Maike Osborne @maosbot.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

I now have an official university card in my new, real, name! I am elated!!

Photograph of a University of Oxford identity card, shown close-up against a pale background. The top of the card has a dark navy banner with “UNIVERSITY OF OXFORD” in white capitals. Below the banner, on the left, is a portrait photograph of a woman with shoulder-length dark hair, looking directly at the camera with a neutral expression, wearing a dark top with a patterned collar. To the right of the photograph, in black text, is the name “Prof Maike Osborne”, followed by “Congregation”, “Engineering Science”, and “Exeter College”. A gold illustration of an Oxford building with spires and arched windows sits on the right-hand side of the card.

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Maike Osborne @maosbot.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I am on my way back to the UK (boymoding). Is there anyone else out there still masking?

A selfie of a person sitting in what appears to be a train or coach seat (navy patterned upholstery, luggage rack visible above). They have shoulder-length wavy brown hair, blue-grey eyes, and are wearing a 3M Aura 1863+ FFP3 respirator (CE 2797). Their outfit is a mustard-yellow houndstooth check blazer over a light blue button-down shirt. The light through the window behind is overcast and grey.

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Maike Osborne @maosbot.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Hi everyone! I’m Maike (she/her), and I am trans. Lovely to meet you!

Maike, a woman with shoulder-length brown hair, smiling softly in a turquoise kimono with magenta and orange geometric patterns, in a bright white-walled room.

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Maike Osborne @maosbot.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Today is Long Covid Awareness Day: I know there’s a lot going on in the world right now, but please don’t scroll past this one! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_CO...

A poster, with text:

LONG COVID:
EVERY HEARTBEAT COUNTS

FIBROSIS
NECROSIS
PERICARDITIS
MYOCARDITIS
HYPERTENSION
HEART FAILURE
FIBRILLATION
HEART ATTACK
THROMBOSIS
VESSEL DAMAGE
ARRHYTHMIA
And more...

Every COVID infection can cause damage.
High quality masks can help protect you.
#LongCovid
#LongCovidHeartbeats #LongCovidAwareness

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Maike Osborne @maosbot.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

My work is so influential that prospective PhD students are now being influenced by papers that an LLM thinks I wrote but actually did not

Your work on Gaussian processes for environmental modeling (“Active Learning of Environmental Models,” Osborne et al., 2012) and multi-objective optimization for sustainability trade-offs (“The Automation of Science,” King et al., 2009, with your contributions) directly informs my methodological approach. I propose:

1. Bayesian optimization to identify high-impact monitoring

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Maike Osborne @maosbot.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

More than a dozen cyclists waiting at the lights ahead of me—cycling is quite big in Denmark!

This is a lovely street scene showing a group of cyclists waiting at a traffic light in what appears to be a Scandinavian or Northern European city. The image captures about 12 people on bicycles lined up on a dedicated cycle lane, with the photographer also on a bike based on the handlebar visible in the foreground.
The urban setting features modern brick buildings, including one with “PWC” signage, wide streets with clear cycling infrastructure, and overhead tram or trolley lines. The cyclists are dressed casually in everyday clothing - jeans, jumpers, and casual wear - which is typical of cities where cycling is a common mode of transport for daily commutes and errands.

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Maike Osborne @maosbot.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

After nineteen years, I am living near the ocean once again, and it feels like the cancellation of a debt

This image captures a peaceful moment by the water, with sunlight dancing across the surface of the sea and creating beautiful reflections. The wooden jetty or dock extends into the calm waters, whilst the rocky shoreline in the foreground is dotted with smooth, rounded stones and patches of green vegetation.
The sky shows a mix of clouds and clear patches, creating interesting patterns of light and shadow. The lens flare visible in the upper left adds a dreamy quality to the photograph.

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Maike Osborne @maosbot.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

I love these easy carrot buns! • 200g plain flour • 100g rolled oats • 70g sunflower seeds • 3 tsp baking powder • 1 tsp salt • 150g grated carrots • 80g butter, melted • 260ml milk • 2 eggs • 2 tbsp maple syrup Add wet ingredients to the dry, then ladle out blobs and bake at 180°C for 20 minutes.

This looks like a homemade savoury muffin or cake with a lovely golden-orange colour and chunky texture. I can see what appears to be grated carrot throughout, giving it that vibrant orange hue, along with what look like nuts or seeds mixed in. The texture appears quite moist and dense, and it’s served on a beautiful blue and white porcelain plate with delicate floral patterns.

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Maike Osborne @maosbot.bsky.social · 24/08/2025

One of my favourite ways to relax is to sit with a big box of unsorted Lego and to just build… something

A hand holding a small LEGO build featuring a brown teddy bear minifigure in a green forest scene with foliage, flowers, and a red and white mushroom, with a box of assorted LEGO pieces visible in the background.

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Maike Osborne @maosbot.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

As a cyclist who has never owned a car, moving to Aarhus has made such a huge difference to my quality of life: safe and beautiful bike paths everywhere have finally stopped me feeling like a second-class citizen

a cargo bike parked on a cycle path in what appears to be a Danish or Northern European neighbourhood. The bike has a large cardboard package secured in its front cargo box, and there’s a beautiful tree-lined street with characteristic red-tiled roof houses in the background. The cycle path runs parallel to the road, separated by a grass verge with mature trees providing shade.

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Maike Osborne @maosbot.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

Vote for me and I will make it illegal for the best blackberries to be just out of reach

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Maike Osborne @maosbot.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

Sustainable transport in Aarhus, Denmark: dedicated cycling lanes that connect seamlessly with light rail, nestled between forest and coastline. This is what happens when cities prioritise people over cars!

This is a lovely photograph of an Aarhus Light Rail train on what appears to be one of the suburban sections of the Letbanen system. The sleek, contemporary tram has the characteristic silver and red livery of Aarhus Light Rail and is running on overhead electric lines supported by cantenary poles.
The scene shows the light rail travelling alongside a paved cycling and walking path, separated by metal railings for safety. The setting looks quite pleasant with mature trees providing green canopy on both sides, and there’s a cyclist visible on the path. In the background, you can see what appears to be a high-rise building, likely somewhere in the greater Aarhus area.
This represents the modern Letbanen system that opened in 2017, connecting Aarhus city centre with surrounding municipalities like Odder and Grenaa. The infrastructure demonstrates Denmark’s excellent approach to integrating public transport with cycling and pedestrian networks - very much in keeping with Danish urban planning priorities that emphasise sustainable transport modes.

This is a lovely waterfront cycling path with a dedicated bike lane running alongside a body of water. The scene shows cyclists and pedestrians enjoying what appears to be a beautiful sunny day, with a city skyline visible across the water in the distance. There are overhead power lines (likely for trams or trains) and lush green trees lining the path on one side. The infrastructure looks well-designed for active transport, with clear lane markings separating cyclists from pedestrians. The urban planning here seems to prioritise sustainable transport options whilst providing scenic routes for residents and visitors to enjoy the waterfront.

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Maike Osborne @maosbot.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Cycling in Denmark is so rad. I rode 10km to grab a great deal on a new TV, 100% along beautiful bike paths physically separated from the road, and then I took a completely different 10km of 100% beautiful and safe bike paths back home again

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Maike Osborne @maosbot.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

We live in Aarhus now. It’s amazing!

This appears to be a beautiful historic castle or manor house complex, likely from the Renaissance period based on the architectural style. The buildings feature characteristic red brick construction with decorative stone trim, steep red clay tile roofs, and multi-paned windows with dark frames. The prominent round tower with its distinctive green copper dome and weathervane is particularly striking.
The cobblestone courtyard and well-maintained grounds suggest this is now likely a museum, cultural site, or perhaps a venue for events. The architectural style and building materials are very typical of Northern European castles and manor houses from the 16th-17th centuries, possibly in Denmark, Sweden, or the Netherlands.
The white classical entrance portico on the right building appears to be a later addition, probably from the 18th or 19th century, showing how these historic buildings evolved and were modified over time.

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Maike Osborne @maosbot.bsky.social · 28/07/2025

Rest in peace, Goldie (2023-2025)

This is a beautiful photograph of a golden retriever or similar breed dog standing in an open field during what appears to be golden hour - either sunrise or sunset. The dog is positioned in the foreground, silhouetted against the warm, golden light streaming from the sun in the background. The field is covered in short grass with visible texture and patterns, and there’s a line of bare trees along the horizon. The sky features dramatic clouds illuminated by the golden sunlight, creating a stunning contrast between the warm yellows and oranges of the light and the cooler blues of the sky. The lighting creates a beautiful rim light effect around the dog’s fur, making it glow against the landscape. The composition captures a peaceful, pastoral moment with excellent use of natural lighting and depth of field.

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Maike Osborne @maosbot.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

I am still eating porridge every day, but now I make it vegan—with olive oil, black beans, sunflower seeds and roast vegetables

A white bowl filled with oat groat porridge, served with black beans, sunflower seeds and roast vegetables

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Maike Osborne @maosbot.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

I figured out why my baking was failing. Turns out that this helpful measuring cup (marked with 1/4, 1/2 and 3/4) that came with my rice comer does not, in fact, measure cups. It is ~180mL, close enough to fool me, but not close enough for baking

A hand holding a clear plastic measuring cup against a light-colored background. The cup appears to be cylindrical with measurement markings and has a pour spout. There are additional glass containers visible in the blurred background.

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Maike Osborne @maosbot.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

You call that a library? This is a library

This is a breathtaking photograph of what appears to be a historic library hall. The image showcases a magnificent two-storey gallery with towering bookshelves reaching from floor to ornately decorated ceiling. The architectural details are stunning - elaborate carved and painted ceiling panels create geometric patterns overhead, whilst rows upon rows of leather-bound volumes line the walls in perfect symmetry.

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Maike Osborne @maosbot.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Standing-room-only train full of coughing strangers. Lucky I am masked (it wasn’t actually luck)

This image shows a CO₂ monitor (an Aranet4 device) displaying a reading of 1464 ppm CO₂, with a temperature of 23.1°C and 69% humidity. The device is sitting on what appears to be a train window ledge, with railway tracks visible outside through the window.
The CO₂ reading of 1464 ppm is quite high - it’s in the orange/red zone on the device’s colour scale. For context, outdoor air is typically around 400-420 ppm, whilst indoor air quality guidelines suggest keeping levels below 800-1000 ppm. Levels above 1000 ppm can cause drowsiness, stuffiness, and reduced cognitive function.

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Maike Osborne @maosbot.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

Cuphead is such an amazing game—the kids and I are all totally obsessed with it. I love the rich hand-drawn art, the music, the creepiness, the weirdness, the bonkers difficulty

This is a screenshot from the indie video game “Cuphead,” showing the classic 1930s cartoon-style animation that the game is famous for. The scene depicts what appears to be a boss battle or level with several characters:
• On the right side is a large, angry-looking character (likely a boss) with an exaggerated open mouth and bulging eyes
• There are several small blue characters at the bottom (these look like minions or enemies)
• Flying creatures that appear to be some sort of birds or bats are scattered throughout the scene
• The setting appears to be a snowy, winter landscape with platforms and structures
• The art style perfectly mimics the rubber hose animation technique of early Disney cartoons
Cuphead is renowned for its hand-drawn animation, challenging gameplay, and authentic recreation of 1930s cartoon aesthetics. Each frame was hand-drawn and animated to capture the look and feel of golden age animation, making it quite distinctive in the gaming world.

This is another screenshot from Cuphead, showing what appears to be a boss battle in an icy, winter-themed level. The scene features:
• A large, menacing whale with an orange/brown colour scheme, wide gaping mouth full of teeth, and angry expression
• The setting is clearly an ice castle or frozen fortress, with blue ice walls, icicles, and frozen architecture
• There’s an audience of ghostly spectators watching from stadium-like seating areas
• A purple character can be seen in the upper portion
• Cuphead himself is visible on the left side of the screen, appearing to be in the middle of the boss fight
• Various ice-themed enemies or projectiles are scattered throughout the scene
• The bottom shows what appears to be Mugman (Cuphead’s companion) as well
This maintains Cuphead’s signature 1930s animation style with its vibrant colours, exaggerated character designs, and theatrical presentation. The ice/winter theme suggests this might be from one of the game’s more challenging boss encounters, as Cuphead is known for its difficult but beautifully animated boss battles.

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Maike Osborne @maosbot.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

If anyone else is, like us, looking for kid-friendly films to make it through the summer holidays, we watched kpop demon hunters as a family and all loved it

This is a promotional poster for “K-Pop Demon Hunters,” a Netflix animated series that premiered on 20 June. The poster features a vibrant cyberpunk aesthetic with neon purple and blue tones throughout.

The image shows three main characters - young women with distinct hairstyles (blonde, pink/purple, and dark hair with fringe) displayed as large portraits in the background. In the foreground, three smaller figures wielding glowing energy weapons are positioned in dynamic action poses against a futuristic cityscape.

The visual style blends K-pop culture with supernatural/fantasy elements, featuring sleek character designs and a high-tech urban setting. The Netflix branding and release date are prominently displayed at the bottom, along with production credits indicating it’s from Sony Pictures Animation.

The poster effectively combines the glamorous, stylised world of K-pop with action-adventure themes, targeting audiences interested in both Korean pop culture and animate

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Maike Osborne @maosbot.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Danish cheese is extremely under-rated. Vesterhavsost is my favourite cheese in the whole world

This appears to be a wedge of hard cheese. The cheese has a pale golden colour with some crystalline deposits visible on the surface, which are characteristic of well-aged hard cheeses. These crystals are typically calcium lactate or tyrosine crystals that form during the aging process, giving the cheese additional texture and concentrated flavour. The cheese is wrapped in what looks like greaseproof paper or cheese paper for storage.

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Maike Osborne @maosbot.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

Spending less time looking at Bluesky and more time looking at blue sky

This is a lovely photograph of a clear blue sky with several distinctive features. The most prominent elements are the white contrails (condensation trails) left by aircraft, creating intersecting lines across the sky. These contrails form when hot jet exhaust meets the cold air at high altitudes, typically above 8,000 metres.

The sky shows beautiful wispy cirrus clouds scattered throughout, and there’s a seagull captured in flight on the right side of the frame. Below, you can see a charming European townscape with traditional red clay tile roofs, mature trees, and what appears to be a windmill in the background on the left side.

The photograph captures a perfect summer day with excellent visibility and atmospheric conditions that allow the contrails to persist and spread, creating those characteristic feathery patterns against the deep blue sky. The composition nicely balances the dramatic sky with the quaint rooftop view below.

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