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Maokoashe

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Eat! sleep! breathe! United.

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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 4h
Absolute man-child.
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 5h
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Woman's Hilarious Spit Take Drink Reaction
ALT: Woman's Hilarious Spit Take Drink Reaction
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 5h
Lol, it's something alright.
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 5h
She just farted and goes " they call that... a lover's gust" and walked away. Ladies and gentlemen, my wife.
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 7h
Totally!
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 8h
😆 🤣
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 8h
How bad are Czechia? Own goal. 1-0 to England.
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 8h
Carrick doesnt really give much away.
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 9h
Been unwell all day but managed to work. Must be something I ate, usually is. Increasingly unable to eat certain foods. Need an allergist or gastro doc.
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 9h
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Dying Hungry And Thirsty
ALT: Dying Hungry And Thirsty
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 11h
The French do not play. Anytime I see them protest it is millions of people in the streets.
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 11h
He should have been imprisoned for Jan 6. He has been emboldened to do whatever because there are 0 consequences. The media has failed the American people.
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 11h
I'm worried voting won't change anything but hope people will still go out and vote like their lives depend on it
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 11h
At what point is it going too far? Seems like the US will just let him do whatever. Dems are weak and dont have control of anything.
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 12h
Very creepy. If you have arachnophobia def do not watch it.
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 18h
RIP angel ❤️🙏🏿
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I haven't seen this one. But the movie Arachnophobia has haunted me my whole life.
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Stanley don't die. Stanley! Barack is president. Stanley you're black!"
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's like you were there.
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
France were 1 down with 13' to go. End up winning 4-1. Turnaround
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Olise with a brace. 4-1.
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Olise puts France 3-1 up. Incredible player
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I laugh now when anyone mentions the constitution. It obviously means jack shit. A certain someone should have been impeached a 100 times over.
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Freddie Kruger.
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
United!
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Olise is a top player.
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thank you. I need calming down.
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The obvious script is that we lose vs Spurs. I neeed reassurance 😌
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
France arent winning this. They have the possession but none of the finish.
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Ellie Mae O'Hagan @elliemaeohagan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thinking that what's going on with Man City is just a football story is like thinking that the Enron scandal should have never left the business pages. Size of Enron inflated profits = £585m, size of Man City total profit and loss mistatement = £921.4m
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That too.
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ive tried to decipher what the hell that guy in your post is saying and Nada.
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🤣 🤣 he'd have to tap out. Lukaku seems like a no mercy kinda guy.
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
5 sleeps and PL is back.
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Imagine 🤣
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I hope Lacey gets more game time this season. He is a bright spark.
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wait?!?!. the pneumonic plague got out? What is this timeline, man?.
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lukebakio with a great goal to put Belgium ahead. 0-1.
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Belgian keeper has been solid.
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think he has been ok. Just not had that much game time. Lol im glad it's not a boxing match.
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm glad he is getting this chance. Just needs confidence and time. And lol Lukaku can be a handful 🤣
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Don't feel bad for feeling bad about the state of the world right now. We are barely hanging on as a species atm. I don't know about optimistic for me lol but we def need some positivity.
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yoro starts for France. Interesting.
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I did. Can I say or would that get me in trouble with the superheroes for outing my capabilities?
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Ryan Reynolds: Yeah, Pretty Much
ALT: Ryan Reynolds: Yeah, Pretty Much
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Was just outside and a huge spider fell on me. Now I feel creepy crawlies all over. Ew.
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I dont understand why UEFA does this. Surely this makes injuries more likely 😕
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gonna have to check this out.
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We don't have anyone in England squad. Both Rashford and Mainoo pulled out.
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Maokoashe @maokoashe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Happy Monday. Hope you have a good week. Last week of the international break..phew.
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