Pale Snake @mantisass.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Casually asking “Are you feeling tired?” Only for him to fully pass out on the dime. 020
Pale Snake @mantisass.bsky.social · 20/09/2026They lie to make it less appealing otherwise they’d be overrun with people who wanna give them head. 021
Pale Snake @mantisass.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If I was gonna go on a date and they appeared like this I’d flat out melt I cannot handle that amount of ✨✨✨emotion✨✨✨ 040
Pale Snake @mantisass.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It comes in an egg like silly putty, we don’t know how it works or where the inside space is but you can faintly hear moans through it when fidgeting with it. 010
Pale Snake @mantisass.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This is so very much my brand of ✨✨✨freaky✨✨✨, looks really good! 110
Pale Snake @mantisass.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This is actually a mind virus attack by telling us to make a tulpa of you who will slowly change their victims into drones, yeah sure you can use em for sex at that point if you wanna but honestly they can be great for household chores. 010
Pale Snake @mantisass.bsky.social · 05/09/2026My day improves whenever I see the bug, also big fan of candid shots 010
Pale Snake @mantisass.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Making someone cum for the 4th time onwards in one go and it just makes the sound of a nearly empty ketchup bottle sputtering when squeezed 010
Pale Snake @mantisass.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I wanna know who did this panel they have absolutely impeccable taste 000
Pale Snake @mantisass.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I’m so sorry but this post is making me go insane and not even in a horny way. I don’t know what feeling this inspires but damn it be STRONG 000
Pale Snake @mantisass.bsky.social · 24/08/2026How’d they deliver it? Or well I guess they are stretchy like that just never really considered it I guess. 010
Pale Snake @mantisass.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I FUCKING LOVE SEEING TRANS PEOPLE IN THE WORLD AROUND ME AND I FUCKING LOVE SEEING TRANS PEOPLE IN THE MEDIA I CONSUME AND YOU ALREADY FUCKING KNOOOWWW I LOVE SEEING TRANS PEOPLE IN THE POSTS I SEE ON HERE. God I’m gonna miss Oregon and Portland I wanna stay here. 020
Pale Snake @mantisass.bsky.social · 20/08/2026D) Give them more markers and more wall too honestly 020
Pale Snake @mantisass.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Sometimes you learn you just need the right wording for someone to inject a kink into your psyche, not a complete rewriting just “Ah god damn they got me.” 000
Pale Snake @mantisass.bsky.social · 18/08/2026A dragon that was raised by kobolds with giant beautiful wings like tapestries of art when basked in the sun who does not know how to fly because nobody taught them how. They just lounge sheepishly, their wings only known by their closest kobold friends and lovers. 031
Pale Snake @mantisass.bsky.social · 18/08/2026You draw people being happy and like *finally* in a good place better than most anyone I’ve ever seen you carry a magic in your hands istg. 150
Pale Snake @mantisass.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Sometimes a thought like that flashes in my head but then I remember that this is my self indulgence website and I’m doing morally correct things horny posting about reptiles and fantasizing taking care of kobolds. 010
Pale Snake @mantisass.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Alchemists and apothecaries keep coming to them trying to form “mutually beneficial trade deals” but struggle to pitch their offer when the dragon teasingly puffs a cloud around them like smoke from a cigarette. 010
Pale Snake @mantisass.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Honestly we are, also just got myself prescription heart shaped rose tinted glasses so mild fuckery with it all. 121
Pale Snake @mantisass.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Free dungeon workers that will listen to commands from the first person finally give them one, really you’d be doing them a favor by taking them in 010
Pale Snake @mantisass.bsky.social · 12/08/2026So long the stain remains you get a little bit of what they called “azure magic”, now I don’t know what that is but they looked really excited about that and I’m not trying to disappoint them so I guess I’ll keep the stain. 110
Pale Snake @mantisass.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Some times it ain’t about me, it’s about how hot the other person is 010
Pale Snake @mantisass.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I have a small problem that can be remedied by giving things to kobolds. (There’s another one, the blue one, in my car) 131
Pale Snake @mantisass.bsky.social · 09/08/2026The absolute biggest euphoria I’ve gotten is being she’d by coworkers and mam’d by public strangers and I know it’s evident on my face, intentionally trying to rip that away is a dick move to anyone who just wants to be happy in themselves. Also love the outfit you drew here it looks really pretty! 030
Pale Snake @mantisass.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I’ll put a blahaj shark next to each one gently, I have a few too many anyways and they’ll hopefully enjoy them. 120
Pale Snake @mantisass.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I do it weekly and a half (Monday every 2 weeks). Most of it doesn’t hurt that bad, to me at least, though around the lips on facial hair is a bitch. Recommend if you have the time and money but it takes a while for it to be “done” such that the hair is actually gone. 010
Pale Snake @mantisass.bsky.social · 06/08/2026This sucks and I’m sorry it happened. However simultaneously these messages always feel hollow and robotic, like there isn’t actually anything behind them. Idk just weird shit, genuinely not worth giving them time of day. 020