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The ManSpyder

@manspyder.bsky.social
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Charmingly irregular. Morally ambiguous, like vegetable oil. Cats are awesome. I write & edit gaming retrospective videos for @RetroHutch.com. youtube.com/@themanspyder

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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tony Blair, aka Vigo the Carpathian
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Going through paperwork to throw away, found some self portraits.
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Did that My9Albums thingy innit. Any you recognise?
A collage of nine music albums, of music that 'made' me. The albums are:

David Sylvian - Gone to Earth
Simple Minds - New Gold Dream ('81, '82, '83, '84)
Prefab Sprout - From Langley Park to Memphis
ABC - The Lexicon of Love
Scritti Politti - Provision
Eminem - The Marshall Mathers LP
Kate Bush - Never For Ever
Gary Numan - Telekon
The Dream Academy - The Dream Academy
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Breakfast black pudding, onion & peas omelette
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Eggs Hebredes; Poached egg resting atop a Stornoway black pudding slice, itself sitting comfortably upon half a buttered toasted muffin. A dab of hollandaise sauce & black pepper grindings complete the dish.
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Be thankful it's not this one.
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Story of my life.
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Been playing Date Everything recently, and I'm absolutely enamoured by Betty the bed. I think I'd die for her.
A buxom, light purple-haired vixen dressed in what appears to be a robe of flowing sheets and a corset modelled on bed support slats. Her hands are up, gripping her hair, as she blushes, lips slightly parted, exuding a cute, almost submissive sexiness. Her eyes scream 'come to bed', which is excellent humanoid-bed-based character design.
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Homemade Black Forest Cookies
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'll just leave this here...
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Link looks so depressed after buying nuts.
The Ocarina of Time remake Link holding up some deku nuts. For some reason he looks very sad.
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ocarina of Time's remake looks alright innit. But did you know Kate Bush inspired the original?
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What’s it like inside your head?
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#NowSpinning Clearly it wasn't The Last Dinner Party, because they're back with their second album From the Pyre.
The Last Dinner Party's album sleeve for From The Pyre, held in foreground to the record spinning on the deck in the background.
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
She waits. It's all she does.
ELDRITCH HORRORSSWEET DREAMS
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#NowSpinning You wanna go for a drive? Isle of Wight to Tokyo now, with Wet Leg's second album Moisturizer. Don't mind the sleep paralysis demon on the cover.
A cute yet super disturbing sleep paralysis demon adorns this Wet Leg record sleeve, held up in front of the turntable playing the disc.
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#NowSpinning Not heard this album in years. Jeff Buckley's legendary Grace.
Jeff Buckley's Grace sleeve held in hand, in front of my audio setup, record playing on the turntable.
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
#NowSpinning My first spin of Lorde's Virgin. If it's anything as good as Melodrama I'm in for a treat.
Lorde's Virgin, on red wax, spins on the appropriately red turntable. My hand holds the x-ray style sleeve above.
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Zelda's 'dubious food', created by combining random slop with no real rhyme or reason. Pretty much exactly how AI does, if you think about it.
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you'll have an awful September
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
EGG EGG EGG EGG
Four poached eggs served on buttered half muffins
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
BIG BIG GOLEM!
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Eggs Royale
Poached eggs sit atop smoked salmon, which itself sits atop half a toasted muffin. The egg is doused in a dash of hollandaise sauce, salt & pepper.
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Tell me you've never watched a Bond film without telling me you've never watched a Bond film.
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
KUDOS WELCOMES CAREFUL DRIVERS
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
A black & white image of a man's head & shoulders. It looks like a facial reconstruction. It is a picture of an unidentified John Doe, with the pseudonym 'Septic Tank Sam' underneath.
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My bro just sent me this photo of when we went Florence, Italy and it pissed down. Without an umbrella I decided to use my head, grab a bit of cardboard outside some shop or other & make my own. Probably my best innovation ever.
A screen grab of my brother's Insta or Snapchat thingy, I don't know. It shows me holding a Coke bottle as a handle that's poking into a hole in a flat cardboard box, creating a makeshift umbrella in the rain. Impressive. Underneath the top part of my head appears to be in smug mode.
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Same. Just maybe not as beautiful as I'd like.
A screenshot of the video game Citizen Sleeper 2. White text on a black background reads, 'It is worn and worthless. It is bent and broken. And it is beautiful in all of those things'.
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I never thought I'd share so much in common with a lettuce.
A small excerpt of a Guardian article. "We might like to eat salad in the heat but lettuce is not a big fan of very hot weather. Its ideal growing temperature is about 20c, according to farmers, and it starts to get stressed at 24c. Over 35c, it won't be suitable for sale, so the recent bouts of hot weather have been tricky for growers".
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My living room is over 35c. My bedroom refuge with aircon at full blast AND an industrial fan is reaching over 30c. Send all the help. I'm done with this shit.
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Okay, hear me out. Bride of Chucky is essentially the natural conclusion to Rosie & Jim.
Chucky & Tiffany dolls holding knives. As you do. Rosie & Jim, who is playing an accordion. As you do.
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Hope you didn't mind... 🤣
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
An alien 'prawn' creature from District 9.
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
SABRE-TOOTHED TIGER!!!
The original Yellow Ranger using her morphin' thingy to morph, but inside the circle at the centre of the NASA image
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
#NowSpinning Boom! There Green was, with Scritti Politti's Provision.
Scritti Politti's Provision playing on the deck
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
#NowSpinning some jazzy beats with those chilly chimps.
Arctic Monkeys' record, The Car, spinning on the turntable, the sleeve below.
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
#NowSpinning An absolute classic I've not listened to in many years, Dido's debut No Angel.
The album sleeve for the recent re-release of Dido's No Angel, leaning against the cabinet of records, on top of which my turntable resides, spinning the disc.
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
For anyone wondering.
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Just did a search for sumac, never had it before, wanted to know the flavour profile etc. Turns out I should not, under any circumstances, get it confused with poison sumac (which is a bit like saying 'enjoy your milkshake, but just make sure it's not death milkshake').
A screencap of the Wikipedia page for Sumac. It says in its first line 'Sumac or sumach - not to be confused with poison sumac', which most certainly sounds a little bit less edible.
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Quite a violent game I'd imagine.
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My legendary mostly* homemade lasagne. * I used a jar of bechamel sauce to save time. Only me eating it anyway.
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The data centres need all your hoses.
A text from Thames Water I'd just received, stating:
"Due to the hot & dry weather, we're introducing a hosepipe ban for all customers. Please use water wisely."
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
RIP Kevin Keegan
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
#NowSpinning some classic Poets of the Fall, with a signed copy of Revolution Roulette.
A signed copy of Revolution Roulette, by Poets of the Fall, sitting under the turntable where the record is playing.
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
No, YOU'RE listening to The Very Best of Daryl Hall & John Oates on yet another damn hot day.
The gatefold sleeve of Daryl Hall & John Oates' greatest hits, The Very Best Of, stands in front of a shelving unit full of other records, on which sits the turntable itself, playing the silver first disc of the two LP set.
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The ManSpyder @manspyder.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I think I win...?
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