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@manik34.bsky.social
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Demiguy (he/they/she) Abrosexual (ace/straight/bi) Comedy comes in threes

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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
They’re building an AI data center in my hometown. Literally no one wants it, but the city refuses to block the sale bc of how much money they’ll get from it
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Filthy WHAT??
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Obsessed with soft-launching parts of my identity through Instagram memes
The caption “Me” above a screenshot of a tumblr post that says “guy who is not necessarily nonbinary but also not NOT nonbinary. guy who doesnt fit into the binary-nonbinary binary. if you will”
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Came out to about 15 ppl last night by posting this on my close friends story
A tumblr post that says “I’m into girls and guys but I’m also really into pasta”
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I’m sorry, but the homophobic chicken is just too good. I can’t stop eating it, no matter how badly the CEO wants me dead
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Can this year’s Barbenheimer be Supergirls Like Girls?
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Superman: [stares really hard at a villain for 30 seconds] Villain: Looks like your laser vision isn’t working, Supes Superman: First, it’s not laser vision, it’s heat vision, which is less lethal. Second, I was using x-ray vision to blast you with radiation. You have cancer now.
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
If trans men are T-boys, does that mean trans women are E-girls?
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I am ashamed to admit that I was a DogeCoin guy back in the day
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
People who have moved out of their parents’ house, how did you tell them? I’m planning on moving out within the next month, but this isn’t a topic that has really been discussed at all, and I haven’t told them yet
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Why does Father’s Day have to be during June? You’re telling me I have to celebrate my homophobic dad during Pride Month?
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
On the way out, a gay guy that was sitting near us all night told me, “I’m too old, but you’re cute,” and I blushed for like 15 minutes after that
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The theme was Queer. We got almost every question wrong. I feel homophobic
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Doing trivia at a queer bar tonight, might update on how that goes
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I spent the afternoon around the town square of a fairly big city near me, and there were pride flags in front of the majority of businesses. I legitimately teared up bc with my upbringing, this is the first time I’ve seen something like this in person
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Just started Buffy the Vampire Slayer and now I have to go through 3 seasons of straight Willow before I can get to the gay shit
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Had a dream that they made me the fifth member of Bunch of Friends and when I woke up I was disappointed by reality
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Hit this clip earlier
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
It’s crazy to me that ppl believe that just bc I like kissing boys and don’t like being called sir, I will spend infinite lifetimes being tortured, and they think that’s just
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Coworker who has previously postured as an ally just told me in plain English that he’s homophobic
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
She’s fantastic in A Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes tho
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I love Hunter Schafer, but I can’t bring myself to watch Euphoria. I made it less than 10 minutes into episode 1, and the editing is just so “lol quirky”
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
@007game.ioi.dk RELEASE THE FIRST LIGHT SOUNDTRACK AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
Kratos from God of War yelling at the sky
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I preordered some, does this mean my order will be delayed?
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
@anyaustin.bsky.social IOI, the creators of Hitman’s nightclub, just released a new game with a nightclub, and it’s amazing. Do I smell a sequel video coming?
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
That’s definitely Vic
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I had the same thought
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I'm raising my Miis right
A Mii in Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream saying "'Blue lives matter,' huh? Eww. Yeah, I shuddered just saying it."
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The closest I’ve gotten to believing in karma is when I found out that the customer that wears a MAGA hat is married to one of the ugliest men I’ve ever seen
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Every masterpiece has its cheap copy
Poster for High School Musical: The Musical: The Series: The SpecialPoster for Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Sometimes when I’m at work, I get a very strong “I’m going to burn this place to the ground” feeling
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Just watched both Smile movies. Great movies, but it probably wasn’t a great idea for me to watch over 4 consecutive hours of content that centers so heavily on suicide and the trauma surrounding it
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Watching a horror movie on e platform with ads is some of the craziest tonal whiplash you can get. You’ll go from a creepy shot with unsettling music to “LIMU EMUUUU… and Doug”
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Am I a bad person?
Text conversation in which a coworker tells me our supervisor had a very minor stroke, and that’s why she hasn’t been in lately. I don’t respond, but 12 hours later, I send a Tomodachi life screenshot where Optimus Prime says “Really?! I totally disagree! In fact, I’m into crankin’ it in public!” and I accompany it with the message, “Optimus Prime is freaky as hell”
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Just came out to my coworker as nonbinary via Tomodachi Life
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
THIS IS A JOKE BTW FUCK BOTH THOSE COMPANIES!!! Not joking about the owners being queer tho. Same Altman and Peter Thiel both like men
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
It’s always “support queer-owned businesses” until it comes to OpenAI and Palantir smh
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
What is that, the French flag?
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Source?
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Sometimes I turn off my WiFi and open Reddit so I can look at the mascot’s dumptruck ass
Reddit mascot lying face down, ass up
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
This only ended up being the one episode bc of reasons I explain I’m the thread and also bc live tweeting isn’t the most enjoyable way to watch something
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Guy who misunderstands the message of the media he’s watching: Oh, so the prayers actually did help, and it’s because of God’s divine intervention that the baby’s okay now!
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Oh no she just took the chance to slobber all over the fucker’s boot
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Oh my god is June about to kill the bastard??
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
What? Nick is being an asshole? Who could’ve guessed that? 🙄 Fuck you Nick
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Serena, defend yourself. There’s probably a letter opener on that desk, kill the bastard
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Oh fuck you Commander Waterford, throw yourself in that fire
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Ok now Janine’s in the room with Charlotte. She’s already dying though, so it’s not like she’s in that much extra danger
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Serena is slowly getting radicalized and I love it
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Manik @manik34.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
DR. EPSTEIN??? IM USING CLOSED CAPTIONS AND THEY HAVE THIS MAN’S NAME AS DR. EPSTEIN
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