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Casper's Ghost @manicminor.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Damn. I was kind of hoping you'd reply with something along the lines of "Try xxx from Such-n-such Co." 😀 Maybe someone else will ...

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Casper's Ghost @manicminor.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

So hard to replicate, because lots of tomatoes sold in our supermarkets are tasteless bags of water.

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Casper's Ghost @manicminor.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

TBF, it could be a confession to regularly throwing Alan out of windows.

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Casper's Ghost @manicminor.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

How have ladybirds survived so long? They can't fly so well and don't know where they're going. One landed in my ear. I am not green, nor home to aphids. Another one has just crashed into my glasses and dropped to the floor. To what avail?

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Casper's Ghost @manicminor.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Never understood why the selfish bugger always insists on his own, personal ambulance.

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Casper's Ghost @manicminor.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

I was thinking the plains of Oklahoma, with the wind sweeping down it and all that.

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Casper's Ghost @manicminor.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Also, for the avoidance of all doubt, Birmingham rush hour traffic is terrible.

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Casper's Ghost @manicminor.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Just what is it you do in your car?

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Casper's Ghost @manicminor.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Are those savings forecast in their stationery budget?

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Casper's Ghost @manicminor.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

Knowing his history, he probably hasn't paid the bill.

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Casper's Ghost @manicminor.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

I am happy to report that, after a lengthy course of antibiotics, my prick is no longer weeping. So, happy to comply with this directive.

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Casper's Ghost @manicminor.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

Deliberately? Or, "Oh, look what's on Channel z!"?

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Casper's Ghost @manicminor.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Care home ads are getting more creative, I see.

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Casper's Ghost @manicminor.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Northern or southern hemisphere? Not giving this research any credence unless they've factored in coriolis forces.

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Casper's Ghost @manicminor.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Why does that man look like he's been stopped just before planting his head in that horse's behind? What are you watching? More importantly, does he do any other tricks?

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Casper's Ghost @manicminor.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

THIS is an excellent bird photo.

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Casper's Ghost @manicminor.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

The brown sauce guerillas will make you rue this directive!

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Casper's Ghost @manicminor.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

... Village. If you don't mind! 😉

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Casper's Ghost @manicminor.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

I think the best thing about the film was as a cultural reference in 2020.

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Casper's Ghost @manicminor.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

It feels like solipsism would be a Sith trait. Just saying 😀

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Casper's Ghost @manicminor.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

Quote a record that you found in your parents' collection when you were young.

Bob Downes' album Deep Down Heavy cover art.

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Casper's Ghost @manicminor.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Same way that the baddies are usually, suddenly sans guns, in martial arts movies.

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Casper's Ghost @manicminor.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

Imperial March from Star Wars, at full volume.

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Casper's Ghost @manicminor.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

Might be a wise idea to steer clear of these threads for a while, for your own sanity. Just seen someone claim tear gas is a chemical weapon, whose use, on civilians, contravenes the Geneva Convention. 😕

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Casper's Ghost @manicminor.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

No doubt, next year, attendance will be compulsory.

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Casper's Ghost @manicminor.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

That look is more eloquent than any restaurant review. You need to improve your bird feeder offerings.

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Casper's Ghost @manicminor.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Same can be said for promises of sex. In fact, with a slight change in tone and delivery, your example could be interpreted as flirting. It's a confusing language. Either way you're fucked, though.

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Casper's Ghost @manicminor.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Hang on! Who's on which side of the "cancel culture" divide, now? Can people just pick a lane and stick to it?

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Casper's Ghost @manicminor.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

What's amazing is that they have laws against this. This isn't their first rodeo.* *Although, I doubt a raccoon and a mule would make an entertaining rodeo.

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Casper's Ghost @manicminor.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

To be fair, you're trying to tell them how they went wrong, using the same medium that they've shown an inability to master. You may as well try explaining using interpretive dance, most times. 😀 Although, I don't think there's a gif for that.

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Casper's Ghost @manicminor.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

Are you sure you weren't rustling? Have you mistakenly stolen a packet of crisps?

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Casper's Ghost @manicminor.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

Unfortunately focus groups reported an overall negative reaction to the merch. Oh. Wait...

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Casper's Ghost @manicminor.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

It's not the money, it's the principle. You shouldn't chase after him for anything. He'll win.

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Casper's Ghost @manicminor.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Proposal for bringing back integrity to political discourse: forced lobotomies for politicians and press who cling to probably false positions. Still to decide whether the operations should be televised.

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Casper's Ghost @manicminor.bsky.social · 06/06/2025