mandysland.bsky.social @mandysland.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The UN passed a resolution promoting equality for women. The vote was 37-1. I'll give you 3 guesses who voted against it, but you'll only need one. Because OF COURSE it was the USA. 🤬🤬🤬 Remember this (and countless other atrocities) in November. 🧐 000
mandysland.bsky.social @mandysland.bsky.social · 26/08/2026All Hail Queen Dolly 😭💔😭💔😭💔😭💔😭💔😭💔 This one HURTS 🥺 She truly was the best of humanity. 🦋 Rest in Love, Queen Dolly 🌹 I wrote this in her honor. I managed to fit 25 of her song titles into it. I tried so hard to honor her incomparable, incredible soul ✨️. I hope I would've done her proud. 🥹 020
mandysland.bsky.social @mandysland.bsky.social · 18/07/2026So when we said we were tired of living in unprecedented times back in 2020, ya'll really looked at history and decided THIS was the precedented time to go with? Fascism? Nazi Germany? The Great Depression? Someone stop the world. I want to get off the ride. 😒 000
mandysland.bsky.social @mandysland.bsky.social · 12/07/2026That's what happens when the asset, I mean, breadwinner, dies. 😎 010
mandysland.bsky.social @mandysland.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Reporter: what do you know about Mitch McConnell's condition? Is he still alive? 🤔 Lyndsey Graham: Idk, but I'm going to check. Also Lyndsey Graham: *dies* The fact that NONE of this 👆 is satire and it all REALLY happened is 🤌 000
mandysland.bsky.social @mandysland.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I was half-awake while doomscrolling when the news broke. The way that thrilled adrenaline woke me right TF up!!! 🤣🤣🤣 That's two 😎. Come on, lucky number 3...👀 000
mandysland.bsky.social @mandysland.bsky.social · 08/07/2026In the interest of fairness, women should get to decide what to do with Mitch's body. 😎 120
mandysland.bsky.social @mandysland.bsky.social · 08/07/2026🎶 ding, dong, the Mitch is dead (which old Mitch?) THE WICKED MITCH!!! 🎶 But they don't want to confirm that because they don't want to lose power in the Senate ahead of the midterms. 010
mandysland.bsky.social @mandysland.bsky.social · 23/06/2026More people have been arrested for "vandalizing" the reflecting pool than have been arrested for the Epstein Files. 🤬🤬🤬 Tangerine Palpatine SHOULD be arrested for BOTH. 💯💯💯 011
mandysland.bsky.social @mandysland.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I miss having a President with intelligence 😭 000
mandysland.bsky.social @mandysland.bsky.social · 07/06/2026So if it happens on camera, does that mean the revolution WILL be televised? 🤔 Asking for a friend 😏 020
mandysland.bsky.social @mandysland.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Hold on while I'm not surprised. Some of us have been screaming the same for more than a decade now. 000
mandysland.bsky.social @mandysland.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Caillou today would be the same age as Steven Miller, and I don't think that's a coincidence. 011
mandysland.bsky.social @mandysland.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Every time I walk into any store lately it's like red, white, and blue threw up everywhere to the 250th power. Nothing prepared me for the fact that the Imperial Death March of the United States of America would be the Star Spangled Banner. 🥺🇺🇲😭 031
mandysland.bsky.social @mandysland.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Colbert has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever... 0143
mandysland.bsky.social @mandysland.bsky.social · 21/05/2026You think DC is Panem. I think it's the Imperial Capital. We are not the same. #AkameGaKill (my favorite anime. Here goes my fifty- eleventh rewatch). 020
mandysland.bsky.social @mandysland.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I would've registered Republican JUST to vote for this man. Burn it ALL down on your way out, Sir. 🔥🫡 143
mandysland.bsky.social @mandysland.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Remember when the Furby toy in the Pentagon was the greatest threat to national security? Good times...🤦♀️ 010
mandysland.bsky.social @mandysland.bsky.social · 08/05/2026To protect his privacy, I will not name him, but I know the man this happened to. He used to date one of my best friends. He's a good man. He has right to free speech. And if you still think none of this will ever touch you, you belong in a psych ward. You're straight-up delusional. 8647. 010
mandysland.bsky.social @mandysland.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Aaand there it is. 👀 If you don't see that this was staged, are you smelling burnt toast? You might need an MRI. Remember the boy who cried wolf? He eventually encountered a REAL wolf 🐺. We NEED a real wolf. 🐺 Where's Ruby when we need her? 😭 #OUAT #IYKYK 320
mandysland.bsky.social @mandysland.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Looks like they're line-dancing 💃. As a retired professional dancer, rhythm is easy when the stage is set and nobody skipped rehearsals. 😉 020
mandysland.bsky.social @mandysland.bsky.social · 19/04/2026For all the MAGAts who are JUST NOW coming to their senses... I wrote this for ya'll a year ago. Keep your fucking energy. You're all shocked and shaken now that the whole fucking world is burning, when ya'll are the ones that handed them the matches. 🤬🤬🤬 094
mandysland.bsky.social @mandysland.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Mom: he did WHAT?! Me: he quoted from the Book of Pulp Fiction. Mom:... Mom:... Mom: I'm so sick of this timeline. 😑 Same, Mama. Same. 130
mandysland.bsky.social @mandysland.bsky.social · 14/04/2026People pissed about warehouse fires costing people their jobs as tho we didn't dump 96,000 pounds of tea into a harbor the last time. You think that didn't cost anyone their job?! 🙄 Everyone wanna be a revolutionary until it's time to do revolutionary shit. 😒 I've been saying it since 2017. 👇 030
mandysland.bsky.social @mandysland.bsky.social · 13/04/2026My Hungarian, WWII fascist-fighting immigrant grandparents quit spinning in both directions in their graves today. 🥰🥰🥰 Now do the United States. 010
mandysland.bsky.social @mandysland.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Trump really raised all the Catholic, Pagan, Heathen, Jewish, Muslim, atheist, agnostic, Orthodox, Hindu, Buddhist, Taoist, AND Satanic Temple sleeper cell agents on Earth by going after the most beloved and Jesus-like Pope in modern history. Maybe in ALL of Catholic history. We ride at dawn. 🔥🔥🔥 020
mandysland.bsky.social @mandysland.bsky.social · 06/04/2026No one with an ounce of knowledge does. 030
mandysland.bsky.social @mandysland.bsky.social · 29/03/2026They were right to call it Holy, but it's not about the Son. It's about the souls at stake. "When Beautiful Dies" now available in paperback on Amazon at: a.co/d/3wySDmk "Soul Survivor" www.amazon.com/dp/173286106... Surviving Wonderland www.amazon.com/dp/173712490... 120
mandysland.bsky.social @mandysland.bsky.social · 26/03/2026From my first book, "Soul Survivor," available on Amazon at: "Soul Survivor" Order your copy today!!! www.amazon.com/dp/173286106... 040
mandysland.bsky.social @mandysland.bsky.social · 25/03/2026I'm tired of living in the STUPIDEST part of American history. 😒 100
mandysland.bsky.social @mandysland.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Because critical thinking is hard 🤦♀️ 031
mandysland.bsky.social @mandysland.bsky.social · 13/03/2026It's not just Biblical; it's Ancient... 021
mandysland.bsky.social @mandysland.bsky.social · 06/03/2026None to tell the tale...which may be the entire point. He'd rather kill the whole damned world than face his own actions in the Epstein Files. 131
mandysland.bsky.social @mandysland.bsky.social · 25/01/2026The internet needs to do what it does and find this woman. She's smart enough to have her profile extremely private. Gods help those babies 😭💔😭. 011
