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Dan eBoy

@mandoqueer.itch.io
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 02/10/2026
This son of a bitch is my personal... ok using basically any notorious evil German here would be in poor taste
Faust from Guilty Gear strive, a guy in medical scrubs wearing gloves and a paper bag on his head with a single glowing red eyehole. He wears a stethoscope around his neck. He swings his arms wildly upwards and yells "Random Bullshit GO!!" as he throws forward two big bombs with skulls on them, a hammer, a banana peel and something brain shaped
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 28/09/2026
Kankri Vantas blowing a whistle
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 24/09/2026
Tammy Duckworth's page on Ballotpedia showing she's next up for reelection in 2028
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 15/09/2026
Your exact words were "If your only issue is how it affects you, then fuck you" That is, quite straightforwardly, "disregard how this may affect you and vote for the guy for the sake of everyone else" old lady
Letting Rs win hits kids. It hits old people. It hits immigrants ending up in god knows what horror 

If your only issue is how it affects you, then fuck you 

Like 2024 voters saying at least trump won’t start wars & thought it a good idea to not care how that cascaded into disaster for so many
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 11/09/2026
God she's exactly what I pictured she'd look like
Fernanda del Carpio, now like 20 years older
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 11/09/2026
Guys they made Colonel Aureliano Buendia way too cool
Colonel Aureliano Buendia threateningly approaching his mother Ursula and Niece-in-law Fernanda del Carpio he says:
"I didn't break my fighting the church"Continued from the previous image Aureliano continues:
"And the conservative regime"
Ursula has turned around to look directly at Fernanda between the two picsContinued from the previous image Aureliano continues:
"To die among virgins and saints"
He finishes on a reverse shot of Fernanda's face looking crestfallen
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 11/09/2026
SPEAK OF THE FUCKING DEVIL THE BITCH IS BACK
Fernanda del Carpio next to her mother's death bed
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 10/09/2026
Second season of One Hundred Years of Solitude continues to be a banger
Colonel Aureliano Buendía stands behind his grand niece Remedios The Beauty, she looks back at him. He says "Smile, Remedios"Remedios looks ahead at the man who just got wheeled out of the house having died of a scorpion bite while confessing his love for her, to her complete disinterest

Colonel Aureliano Buendía finished his thought
"You just killed your first conservative"
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 10/09/2026
lol
bluesky trends at the moment this was posted. 
1. Trump Pledges $5,000 GOP dividend
2. RNLI faces backlash over migrant rescues
3. World Suicide Prevention Day Observed
4. Monster Hunter Wilds comes to Switch 2
5. Xbox to Publish Kojima's PHYSINT

Number 3 is highlighted
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 06/09/2026
I STILL THINK HIS CHARACTER ARC IS AN ALLEGORY FOR THE OBAMA PRESIDENCY.

THINK ABOUT IT THE SUPPOSED PRINCE OF HOPE KNOCKS OUT SOLLUX (BIPARTISANSHIP) AND BETRAYS FEFERI (SOCIAL WELFARE PROGRAMS) AND KANAYA (THE LGBT COMMUNITY) IN ORDER TO SUCK UP TO THE FASCIST MURDERBEAST BEC NOIR (THE GOP), WHO FEELS IRRATIONAL LOYALTY TO JADE (REAGAN), A FIGURE WHOM NOIR DOES NOT TRULY KNOW OR UNDER-STAND AND WHOSE ACTIONS HAVE OFTEN DIRECTLY CONTRADICTED HIS STATED IDEALS AND GOALS.

ERIDAN THEN GOES TO CONFRONT GAMZEE (THE INCREASINGLY DISPOSSESSED AND DISILLUSIONED MIDDLE CLASS) AND VRISKA (VRISKA) WITH THE INTENTION OF ELIMINATING THEM AS WELL, WHILE HIS PAST SELF HAS MADE FUTILE ATTEMPTS AT FLIRTING WITH KARKAT (TRUE LEFTISM).

IT JUST MAKES TOO MUCH SENSE.

SECRET BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO IMPLY THAT ANDREW HUSSIE WANTS QUEER VOTERS TO ENGAGE IN THE DEMOCRATIC PROCESS WITH THEIR CHAINSAWS IN THIS COMING ELECTION.
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 04/09/2026
Pictured: Pennsyltucky voter
some hot takes from the guy being replied to about trans people and Islam and how anti racists are real racists
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 04/09/2026
dialect heat map of the US from the quiz below with big overlap of my dialect over Virginia and the southeastern coastline with a minor one over Arizona and also Illinois/Indiana
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 15/08/2026
lit
MY SOUL: INTEGRITY (BLUE)
"Despite the pressure to change, I stayed true to myself."

INTEGRITY      79%
BRAVERY        78%
DETERMINATION  75%
JUSTICE        73%
PATIENCE       64%
KINDNESS       54%
PERSEVERANCE   37%
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 13/08/2026
Little comic panel of a scrungly little bitch going "I loathe every person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!" while looking sideways at some dude in the foreground wearing sunglasses and a trucker hat and a cool jacket whistling with an arrow pointing at him that says "Normal guy"
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 13/08/2026
Speaking of look at this plain looking bitch overlooking Caracas
Mountain El Ávila
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 09/08/2026
African or European The answer could take weeks They say things like Ciao Bella while they kiss you on both cheeks /ref
A screenshot of Google maps zoomed in on the strait of Gibraltar
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 04/08/2026
You know what's crazy? If you made this sort of detached case about whether this or that element of messaging of a democratic campaign in the past 10 years (you pick literally any) was going to resonate with voters, people would just call you a wrecker. But since it's about the progressive it's fine
Ok, but voters are emotional human creatures. El-Sayed's campaign seems largely focused on issues that aren't really specific to Michigan. People seem to forget that Stevens was a big part of the auto industry bailout & that's likely seen as a positive by 1 million in MI who work as part of it.
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 04/08/2026
It appears to me that the rise of the far left seems universally predicated on the center-right's inability to be normal when we're involved
Ukranian soldier: "We are very lucky that they are so fucking stupid"
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 02/08/2026
The horniest bone is my funny bone because mirth and horny are the most deeply human emotions
Sample lyric from a song in the playlist shared above the name of which i've now forgotten but it was by a lady rapper called Ayesha Erotica. The lyrics read "You're still the boy that i'd pick in a lineup of, like thirty hot guys"
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 01/08/2026
fun fact they used Raul Julia's actual corpse for this shot
a shot of Raul Julia as M Bison in the street fighter movie, he's dead. Raul Julia died shortly after the movie was filmed
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 26/07/2026
help the online quiz called me a Revisionist an accelerationist and a Cringe radlib (it failed to ask me pointed enough questions about voting restrictions on supporters of fascist movements)
Ideological spectrum graph from an online quiz. Calls me an accelerationist with a balanced view on federalism vs unitarism, an 80% lean toward Democracy, a 74% lean toward liberty over security, 100% multiculturalism over assimilationism, 61% pacifism vs military, evenly split on interventionism, 90% favoring public sector investment, 63% support for economic planning and taxation over market libertarianism, 70% pro trade globalization, 90% irreligious, 100% anti-traditionalist and 70% technology over nature

Compared me to Eduard Bernstein from the SPD and said my most compatible region is California.
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 22/07/2026
Got you fam
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 19/07/2026
I have decided to support Spain on this day let's fucking go
User Jason Concepción post:
Argentina is like if Staten island Italians had a country where they spoke Spanish
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 14/07/2026
The character Charlotte from The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 12/07/2026
Every political battle of the Post-Trump will be a battle of What Needs To Be Done vs Our Better Nature But at least we are fortunate enough to have a better nature to disappoint
Garnet from Steven Universe says "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy, Steven" with her hand on Steven Universe's shoulder, he looks downcast and says "Damn"
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 07/07/2026
Girl in foreground throws a big dodgeball at 3 girls in the background. Foreground girl labelled "Apollo", dodgeball labelled "gift of prophecy", background girls labelled "random internet users trying to be comedic"
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 03/07/2026
For the record: This too is Venezuela Speedrun
3D model of Simon Bolivar's face created by the Venezuelan government in 2012 supposedly reconstructed from an anthropological study of his exhumed remains. At the time there was criticism that the reconstruction was deliberately intended to resemble then president Hugo Chavez in furtherance of his personality cult.
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 02/07/2026
Asking a very simple question My dem senator, the one in my state that I vote for, is here; I don't like this, I think he should be in the leftmost colum Why shouldn't I replace him with a guy who promises to be in the leftmost column if he shows up?
The graph upthread again, shows the two leftmost columns, arrow points to the second one from the left
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 02/07/2026
I think if a democratic constituent of a given seat notices the incumbent of that seat is anywhere in this region of the graph they have a solid enough case to want them primaried for someone who might be outside this region and it would be a waste of time to try and argue them otherwise
graph from upthread with a highlighted region showing those senators who voted for Trump's nominees more than 10% of the time
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 25/06/2026
I haven't read this but I'm this one. seems accurate. All the warhound specific questions were answered in reference fo Evangelion
Kione Monax

You are Kione Monax, the hotshot
mercenary seduced by promises of power and the ability to torture her former friends for sexual gratification. You are disloyal to a fault and a great lay.
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 21/06/2026
Tulsi Gabbard:
a screenshot from the South Park Episode "Going Native"
Butters stands on a platform in front of 3 white dudes on a stage who think they're native hawaiians because they have a time share
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 05/06/2026
Guess who's back
a picture of Toronto taken from the plane I was just in. The CN tower is clearly visible
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 03/06/2026
Excerpt from Homestuck page 6057
GG: THE FLAPPY SWINGY DOODAD.GG: THE ARM DEALIE.GG: THE DEALIE, LALONDE, THE DEALIE!!!TG: wut GG: THE GODDARNED RED SWINGY FLAPPY LEVER ARM THINGAMABOB, WHATEVER IT'S CALLED. GG: NO, WHO CARES ABOUT THAT! THE DEALIE, THE DEEEEEAAAALIEEEEEEE!!!
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 01/06/2026
again just to put things into perspective for the target audience Here's a headline Wes Streeting wrote last month in a letter attempting to justify, among other things, segregating trans women in the British Healthcare system Here's his successor advocating the same and calling trans people men
Wes Streeting: 'Every trans
person deserves
safety and respect
that's not up for
debate'James Murray: I would no longer say trans women are women
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 29/05/2026
Been posting this meme at each other for years and alas it's true
The "talking about gender with trans people vs talking about gender with cis people" meme where the trans people are ancient erudite philosophers and the cis people is a tiny toddler seemingly being introduced to the concept of a rattle for the first time
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 29/05/2026
Literally this as a strategy
A cover from the first volume of Dogeza: I tried Asking while Kowtowing, a manga with first person pov vignettes from a guy who just pathetically begs and grovels at girls asking to see their panties till they agree
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 29/05/2026
I just learned a valuable lesson Sometimes you want to sneakily steal a thing Sometimes you explode someone with an explosive Sometimes you just shoot them but the best way to get someone in a multiplayer game to give you a thing you need to win is to fail enough times they take pity and give it up
Screenshot from Space Station 14 showing the endscreen for the round i just played
Janet Vice, Chaplain (Mandokero) was a traitor who had the following objectives: 
The Syndicate
- Steal the Chief Medical Officer's handheld crew monitor. | Success!(100%)
- Escape to CentComm alive and unrestrained via the escape shuttle | Success! (100%)
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 27/05/2026
Peaky blinders "no fucking fighting" meme but it's hate watching instead of fighting
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 26/05/2026
Also sometimes you forget Jinbei was a pirate captain in his own right from a way more piratey sort of crew before joining the straw hats and then he jumps out with "Hey Brook don't mean to rush you but I need you to tell me if you want me to kill this hostage"
Panel of Jinbei:
"I hate to rush you, brook, but we need a decision-- does she live or die?! We can't do anything before that's settled!!"
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 26/05/2026
One Piece is so fucking Good dude
One piece panels, read right to left.
King of a nation is talking to Brook, head of the guard. He seems agitated, a group of bandits has arrived to the island and are trying to kidnap his wife. Brook confesses to having seen them that morning at the port and had seemingly done nothing about it or told no one.
"HELP, BROOK!!!" shouts the king
Brook, very calmly dismisses his worries
"It's going to be fine for one thing she's very strong!! They can't take her away!! Plus... Well, I'm rather stunned they haven't noticed yet, you see. By the time they left the port..."
Continued on next image/pageBrook finishes his statement from the previous page
"...I'd already cut them all"
The next 3 panels show the bandits across town suddenly falling over bleeding from wounds Brook is implied to have made that morning. Bystanders ask themselves what just happened. one of them describes it as "One of those 'they were already cut' things"
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 14/05/2026
And yes dear viewer he does make use of a holy grail like artifact
The cover to Assassin's Creed III DLC  titled: The Tyranny of King Washington
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 09/05/2026
King Piccolo from Dragon ball:
Therefore, every May 9th will be celebrated as Piccolo Day,
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 08/05/2026
Parkrose Permaculture YouTube video titled "stop arguing with MAGA and start doing this instead"Page from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo where Risotto uses his stand Metallica to transform the blood of his opponent into razor blades that appear inside his throat as a favor he did because Doppio had forgotten to shave that morning and had a very important meeting and they're very good friends so Risotto offered his help
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 05/05/2026
Frank LiberatiThe White King from Homestuck
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 05/05/2026
yes this one should be highlighted @electricheadpt2.cryptoanarchy.network
the same comparison as up thread in the replied except the character on the right is one of the deadites from Hellraisee
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 05/05/2026
Frank LiberatiThat evil priest from Berserk
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 05/05/2026
Frank LiberatiBen Drowned
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 05/05/2026
Frank LiberatiRed King, a cop from One Piece
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 05/05/2026
Frank LiberatiUbik, a different villain from Berserk
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Dan eBoy @mandoqueer.itch.io · 05/05/2026
Frank LiberatiKrillin
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