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Mandi Bossard @mandibossard.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

“Sir, the good news is, you won’t do any prison time. The bad news is…you have to laugh at Elon Musk’s terrible edge lord jokes for four years.”

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Mandi Bossard @mandibossard.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Imagine commenting “Cope harder!!” on one of my videos and I’m just painting my lil clay guys.

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Mandi Bossard @mandibossard.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

And this is why we never date men who let things slide when another dude is an asshole. I’m a Taurus dating an Aries. We’re a united front of hating at all times. Complementary forms of hating. A well-balanced team.

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Mandi Bossard @mandibossard.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

My problem with the Terrifier movies is not like “oh my god, they kill kids in this!!” but that Leone wants so desperately to stir up controversy while weaseling his way out of it “meaning” anything. You don’t get to do dead kid horror AND be a big weiner about it.

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Mandi Bossard @mandibossard.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

We need a word for that feeling when you’ve assumed someone is older than you and you’ve put them in a “older and wiser than me” category. Then you find out you’re the same age (or they’re YOUNGER) and you feel like:

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Mandi Bossard @mandibossard.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

That one and this Sarah Schauer one are absolute hall of famers for me.

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Mandi Bossard @mandibossard.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

And with that, Joe Biden created a bunch of baby libertarians like that scene when all the gremlins get wet.

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Mandi Bossard @mandibossard.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

God threads sucks. Every post is like this and then the person is in the comments like “Everyone is so mad at me and I just wanted to have a conversation!!” A wasteland of posts like “I think using two pillows demonstrates an inherent internal weakness. Why are you mad!!!!!”

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Mandi Bossard @mandibossard.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

“Um…Greg. Do you think the-“ “Football looks too vaginal? It’s too LATE, Ron. We’ve printed the t-shirts. Run the goddamn ad.”

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Mandi Bossard @mandibossard.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

Why…why is Radar making it sound like Conan is pro-fire?

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Mandi Bossard @mandibossard.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Firefighters are so fucking brave. I can’t get my head around it. I cannot for a second comprehend what it takes to do that job. How the fuck is this the salary?

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Mandi Bossard @mandibossard.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

Yes!! It feels like “I bet you thought this hero’s journey would mean something!” And I’m like…yes? You see, we come to this place for magic.

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Mandi Bossard @mandibossard.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

There was something so enchanting to me about the flat water in the early 2000s Harry Potter pc games. I wanted so desperately to touch the flat water. Whenever JK Rowling says more terf garbage I think “You’ve destroyed the magic of the flat water.”

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Mandi Bossard @mandibossard.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

No. No, these were in response to a minute long bit about the Charlie Brown soundtrack.

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Mandi Bossard @mandibossard.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Like you take these comments and go “oh were these in response to an in-depth analysis of jazz?”

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Mandi Bossard @mandibossard.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

I would rather be put in a Saw trap.

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Mandi Bossard @mandibossard.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Wait let me post the full pic because it captures cops doing what cops do best: standing around.

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Mandi Bossard @mandibossard.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Cops, known for constantly fucking up cases, harassing innocent people, trampling through crime scenes and losing/contaminating evidence, say only John Wick could have slipped so seamlessly into the night.

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Mandi Bossard @mandibossard.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

So does everyone else’s Spotify wrapped feel both super soulless but also undeniably vaginal? Why is this giving AI Georgia O’Keeffe?

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Mandi Bossard @mandibossard.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

This was the first gift I ever gave my partner and now that we live together, I feel like really I was buying future me a present.

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Mandi Bossard @mandibossard.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Imagine being mad at me and I’m just googling where to buy a tiny tent for my cats.

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