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mandatory pal @mandatorypal.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
from a cursory look this appears to still be the case lol
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Sana Saeed @sanasaeed.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
The breadth of denialism of the genocide of Palestinians is still astounding to me bc of just how much dehumanization it requires. Never in history have we seen an extermination of a nation play out in front our eyes so explicitly and never has there been this breadth and effort put into denial.
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mandatory pal @mandatorypal.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
me: i would like to know what is happening in palestine and lebanon bsky: no problem. would you like to follow 100 journalists who each believe exactly the same things as hilary clinton
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Heba Gowayed هبة جويد @hebagowayed.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
This is happening now in Beirut. X, as horrific as it got, is a loudspeaker for the silenced. I am still there because of it. We must get intentional about circulating the horrors in Palestine, Lebanon, Sudan if we intend to make this the just alternative.
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mandatory pal @mandatorypal.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
we need a left wing society. not too far left of course. we need to be palatable and realistic to the people. we need a centre-left society. need to listen to the voters that matter. we need to be pragmatic and retain support from our donors. what i'm saying is, we need a right wing society
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mandatory pal @mandatorypal.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
we need a "killer meme" to get people onto Lib Twitter (looking around while nervously raising my hand) i can do it if no one else wants to
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mandatory pal @mandatorypal.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
woke mob says i can't aestheticise politics anymore
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mandatory pal @mandatorypal.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
they should make a society that ends racism. ideally without me having to do too much
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Sana Saeed @sanasaeed.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Cool!
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kaisa @kuuhulluutta.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
together we could make this place so much more toxic
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mandatory pal @mandatorypal.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
it's like twitter except you can only learn about what's going on in the world from people who get nostalgic over the obama administration
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mandatory pal @mandatorypal.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
no one on here talks about palestine ... not beating the lib twitter allegations
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mandatory pal @mandatorypal.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
gone girl only works as a film because rosamund pike is exactly as charming as ben affleck is pathetic. the tonal balance would have been off with anyone else
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mandatory pal @mandatorypal.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
yeah umm im just not sure how me getting sick is furthering the plot likee kinda gratuitous, imo? "i rated this week of my life 2/5 stars"
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mandatory pal @mandatorypal.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
just watched tenet (anime villain smirk) and understood it perfectly
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mandatory pal @mandatorypal.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
the relentless language of the present is deep fried well past perfection
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mandatory pal @mandatorypal.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
ima keep it real with you prime minister of japan shinzo abe: the inscrutability of all hypermodern discourses over time is starting to wear on me a little
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mandatory pal @mandatorypal.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
dolorous sentiments find grievous sorrows online reddit feeling bad tonight thread today
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mandatory pal @mandatorypal.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
i hauve covid
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mandatory pal @mandatorypal.bsky.social · 03/09/2023
its in a human's self-interest to chase clout. back in caveman times, the most popular guy was hand-fed hyena livers by Girl cavemen, and this made them strong. i sell $1000 vitamin A supplements via my youtube if you'd like to hear more
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mandatory pal @mandatorypal.bsky.social · 03/09/2023
practicing the intensive aleatory dialectic between self and nonselfhood, or, 'that was so random of me'
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mandatory pal @mandatorypal.bsky.social · 03/09/2023
atonal horn sounds in the near distance from my house, turns and sentimentally: 'i needed this', growing closer and more frequent
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mandatory pal @mandatorypal.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
you can use facebook to 'poke' your enemies. here's five reasons why that's wrong. you won't believe number four. do you think god likes us
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mandatory pal @mandatorypal.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
look at what's happening on bluesky social dot com twitter dot x dot com ... the self-reference of form, recognition without satisfaction or insight, an ourobourous into one's own navel, and i never did outgrow the postmodern device of feeling good about being smart to myself about myself
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mandatory pal @mandatorypal.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
hi five. it's the cleric beast, offering commiserations from third place. manga eyes drawn: 'we wanted to make it easy for you'. heart swells up sobbing as the banana peel gets me again
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mandatory pal @mandatorypal.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
aspiring to become the worst player of bloodborne on earth. the ingame characters' sympathy for my abject misery and frustration transforms the gameworld into super mario kart
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mandatory pal @mandatorypal.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
(intrusively) hey (tries to climb into your ear)
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mandatory pal @mandatorypal.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
england is very beautiful if you forget, for a brief moment, that it is in england
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mandatory pal @mandatorypal.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
systematic philosopher: ...and as is actualised in the object's purposive essence (dialectically) we can say that the technicity of the part of an object A is equivocal to that of object A'... aphorisms philosopher: a river behaves as though it knows how to behave ❓
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mandatory pal @mandatorypal.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
having a proustian reverie brought on by a kinder bueno. how embarrassing
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mandatory pal @mandatorypal.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
the first thing you have to know about me is i don't care. the second thing you need to know about me is i say it like it is. the third thing you need to know about it is pleeeease subscribe to my newsletter please please pleeeAse subscribe pleeeease
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mandatory pal @mandatorypal.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
yoooooooooo (i'm experiencing brief and transformative contact with the sublime)
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mandatory pal @mandatorypal.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
newborns have a very firm innate understanding of marxist theory. if they had the facility for calling their parents imperialist dogs, instead of mama or papa, they undoubtedly would do so
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mandatory pal @mandatorypal.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
management consultant visiting the lab where we have monkeys trying to write classic works of literature: we think you could automate 60, maybe even 70 percent of these fellas
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mandatory pal @mandatorypal.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
many of you have been asking what i 'do' all day as a writer critic poet. well, i spend most of my time on the computer going on twitter like its LinkedIn
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mandatory pal @mandatorypal.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
ive tried laughing before but only recreationally
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mandatory pal @mandatorypal.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
standing on the platform edge as all commuters do, a train pulls in unlike the rest its wry smile breaking through curious and watchful it beams as though it sees this eldtrich curse, this floating hearse was once like you or me
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mandatory pal @mandatorypal.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
coating my skin in LK-99 to see what happens, as i turn into a maglev train and help people get to work in the morning. perfect wish fulfilment and happiness in labour
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mandatory pal @mandatorypal.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
with the tone of a victorian orphan dying of consumption: i am trying to find my friends, and various of types of clout chasing. on this website please
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