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miguel-manbemel

@manbemel.bsky.social
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My name is Miguel and I'm from Madrid, Spain. I'm 45. I'm a huge follower of Eurovision & ThomasSanders. Spanish/English speaker. Cis male, he/him pronouns.

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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 10h
Phase Two. From an incorrect quote. CW Moceit. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #janussanders #pattonsanders #moceit
Janus: Oh, no! Phase one of the plan has failed! 
Janus: (ominous voice and face) I think it's time for phase two... 
Patton: Does phase two involve cookies? 
Janus: (siiiigh) Fiiiiine...
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 13h
#Sanderstober2026 @thomassanders.bsky.social October 2nd. Take a recent horror movie and make a poster of a family friendly version. I chose Iron Lung, and turned it into "Iron Lung Buddies", the premise being what if the eel monster was just misunderstood and wanted to make friends?
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Seven Numbers. From an incorrect quote. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #virgilsanders #romansanders
Virgil: A guy wrote seven numbers on my hand. What could this possibly mean? 
Roman: It means "call him" (low voice, snort) So cute... 
Virgil: Roman, how could I call him when I don't even have his--
Virgil: Oooooh!
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#Sanderstober2026 @thomassanders.bsky.social Depict a favorite character on September 30th and October 1st. I chose a character those who remember me from years ago may remember as my original X avatar image. Her name is Ruperta the pumpkin, protagonist mascot of an iconic Spanish TV show.
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I Did Not Come Here for This. From an incorrect quote. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #romansanders #janussanders
Roman: Janus, I did not come here to get insulted! 
Janus: Oh? Where do you usually go to get insulted? I'll go anyplace!
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did You Hear That? From an incorrect quote. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #characterthomassanders #virgilsanders
Thomas: (just hanging the phone) Did you hear that?? 
Thomas: Nico wants me to go to the club with him!!! 
Thomas: I need to practice my kissing! 
Virgil: Don't look at me, Thomas!
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You Little Weasel. From an incorrect quote. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #romansanders #janussanders
Roman: You little weasel! I'll teach you to make fun of me! 
Janus: Oh, I don't have to be taught, I already know how. 
Janus: (impersonating his voice and mannerism) Hi, I'm Princey! Notice me! 
Roman: (enraged voice, holding his sword) Why you--
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So Mad I Could Scream. From an incorrect quote. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #romansanders #pattonsanders
Roman: I'm so mad I could scream!
Roman: YAAAAAAARGH!
Patton: That's the first time I ever heard anybody say "I'm so mad I could scream and actually do it!"
Roman: 
Patton: It's like saying "I laughed all the way to the bank."
Patton: I never saw anybody do that either.
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I Glisten. From an incorrect quote. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #romansanders #virgilsanders
Roman: I don't sweat! I glisten! 
Virgil: Well, you're glistening like a pig!
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What I Was Thinking. Adapted from an incorrect quote. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #remussanders #logansanders
Remus: Oooh, Logan! Do you know what I was thinking? 
Logan: No, but whatever it is, I'm one hundred percent against it.
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Trashman. From an incorrect quote. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #janussanders #remussanders
Janus: I can't believe you're wearing that! 
Remus: (covered in all kinds of trash) I'm a trashman. I'm proud of where I come from.
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What Were We Fighting About. From an incorrect quote. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #romansanders #janussanders
Roman: (holding his sword) Ugh, I don't even remember what Remus and I were fighting about. 
Janus: Roman, you called him a flighty air-head. 
Janus: And Remus called you a hopeless pig flake with no sense of fashion. 
Roman: (sigh) Thank you, Janus.
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nerdboy. From an incorrect quote by @earlgreymylove.bsky.social . CW Logince. Happy birthday, Erin, here some Logince for you!!! #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #logansanders #romansanders #logince
Logan: (looking at his phone) Wait, wait, Roman... 
Logan: You're calling me Nerdboy on Twitter? 
Roman: Yes! 
Logan: I mean, we can have the conversation of who the bigger nerd is... 
Roman: (blushing) No, that won't be necessary... 
Logan: (smirk) Okay, that's what I thought.
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A Little Respect. From an incorrect quote. Featuring @thomassanders.bsky.social and @quildarling.bsky.social . #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #characterthomassanders #remussanders
Quil: Thomas, as the producer of this show, once more I must insist that you instruct your Sides to show me a little respect! 
Remus: (picking his nose) We're showing you as little respect as possible.
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Dancing Show. Adapted from an incorrect quote. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #virgilsanders #romansanders
Virgil: So, there's this dancing show on TV where the prize is one grand and meeting sweet Frank Iero... 
Virgil: I applied and they selected me. Only problem is, it's for dancing couples. 
Virgil: So what do you say, Roman, would you like to be my partner? You can keep half the grand, I just wanna meet Frank. 
Roman: Sure! I'd love to be on TV, and I also have the face for it. 
Virgil: We have the same face! 
Roman: Yeah, but your face can't dance.
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If You Ask Me. Adapted from an incorrect quote. CW Moceit. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #janussanders #romansanders #moceit
Janus: If you ask me... 
Roman: Not gonna. 
Janus: ...any group activity that forces others to be happy, is by nature evil. 
Roman: And that's why I didn't ask. 
Janus: I just don't understand the herd mentality, that, you know... tells us what to wear, what to watch, what to eat... 
Janus: (sudden happy smile) Hey, do I smell Patton's chicken nuggets? Yummy!
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You Won't Believe It. From an incorrect quote. CW Suggestive mentions. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #remussanders #janussanders
Remus: Janus, you will not believe what just happened to me! 
Janus: Some loose man that you've never met before has agreed to go back to your place, and participate in some deviant sexual behavior. 
Remus: 
Remus: What gave me away, the drool?
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It Was a Secret. Original writing inspired by an incorrect quote. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #virgilsanders #janussanders
Virgil: Janus, what I told you was a secret! 
Janus: I know, you told me. 
Virgil: Then why did you tell everyone!!!?? 
Janus: Oh, Virgil, what's the fun of knowing a secret if you don't tell one or two... thousand people?
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Janus, I Need You. From an incorrect quote. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #pattonsanders #janussanders
Patton: Janus, I need you! 
Janus: (ominous face) When I am good and ready! 
Patton: (angry face) What did you say? 
Janus: (scared) Now I am good and ready!
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We're in Trouble. From an incorrect quote. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #virgilsanders #romansanders
Virgil: Roman, I think we're in trouble. 
Roman: What kind of trouble? 
Virgil: Deep trouble. 
Roman: Howw deep? 
Virgil: So deep, that we may actually have to drill up for oil. 
Roman: (looks straight at the camera with a face of panic)
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Worried. From an incorrect quote. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #pattonsanders #janussanders
Patton: Janus, I'm worried about Remus! 
Janus: Well, just don't make eye-contact or show fear and he'll leave you alone.
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Electricity. Adapted from an incorrect quote. CW Pintroverts/Karrot Kings. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #characterthomassanders #logansanders #pintroverts #karrotkings
Thomas: I remember when I first saw Nico at the mall. 
Thomas: I had this feeling of electricity run through me, y'know? 
Logan: Electricity, huh? 
Thomas: Yeah, and I didn't know how to deal with it. 
Logan: Hmm... Have you tried fabric softener? 
Thomas:
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What Are You Doing Here? Adapted from an incorrect quote. CW Dukeceit. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #remussanders #janussanders #dukeceit
Remus: What are you doing here? 
Janus: (angry) Saving your butt before I kick it! 
Remus: (sugestive smile) Oooh!  Is that a threat or a promise?? 
Janus: (even angrier) ....maybe I'll kick it before!
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Roman's Final Words. From an incorrect quote by @earlgreymylove.bsky.social . Trying a new format just for today... @thomassanders.bsky.social .
On a phone chat group named "Mind Palace", Roman publishes a photo of himself lying on the floor apparently in pain, this is the content of the subsequent texts together with the links with wich each Side is credited: 
Roman: I'm injured! I may be dying! This is the end! 
Patton as Papuchi Patton: Where are you, kiddo? 
Virgil as Emogorgon: Do you need us to call an ambulance?? 
Janus as Dr. Jeckyll and Mr. Slime: Dammit Roman, give us some answers!!! 
Logan as SpecsTacular Teacher: I'm with Roman. He's fine. He stepped on Lego. 
Remus as Dookie: Poopie!
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Why Your Treatment. From an incorrect quote. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #logansanders #romansanders
Logan: Roman, why do you and Remus always treat each other like, figuratively, dirt? 
Roman:  Hey! I don't treat Remus like dirt. It's more like sludge.
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Thunder and Lightning. From an incorrect quote. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #romansanders #virgilsanders #janussanders #remussanders
(smoke is coming from Remus' spot, everyone looks at him in shock and scared disbelief)
Roman: ...and you say he's just been hit by lightning?? 
Virgil: Yes! It's a miracle he wasn't even hurt! 
Janus: With the voltage he absorbed, it must have been like french-kissing a light socket! 
Remus: (covered in smoke, his hair is all spiked up due to the electric charge) No, it isn't.
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Mr. Popularity. From an incorrect quote. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #virgilsanders #romansanders
Virgil: Hey, if I have to be a cute little guy... 
Virgil: ...who strikes out every time in order to be Mr. Popularity... 
Virgil: ...well, then you can just keep your trophy. 
Roman: (kissing an Oscar-like trophy) Don't mind if I do! *smack*
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
When Will They Learn? From an incorrect quote. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #remussanders #logansanders
Remus: When will they learn that education and me just don't mix? 
Logan: It's education and I. 
Remus: Hello? This isn't about you! 
Logan:
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Letter Soup. From an incorrect quote. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #romansanders #virgilsanders #pattonsanders
Roman: My C.O. just went A.W.O.L. with the G.I. from the P.X. 
Roman: I gotta go A.S.A.P. See you, A.C. 
Virgil: O.K. 
Patton: You sound like an eye chart, kiddos.
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Impersonating a judge. From an incorrect quote. CW Moceit. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #janussanders #romansanders #moceit
Janus: Are all of you guys out of your minds??? 
Janus: I could go to jail for impersonating a judge! 
Roman: Patton needs us! Besides, it's on the phone! Nobody's gonna know! 
Janus: Why me? 
Roman: Well... because it's sneaky, and unerhanded, and deceitful? 
Janus: (sighs) Nobody does it better... All right, but I'll do it for Patton only!
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Feuding with the Neighbors. From an incorrect quote. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #logansanders #remussanders
Logan: Remus, you look angry. 
Remus: I *am* so angry! I'm feuding with my neighbors and things are starting to get ugly. 
Logan: What's the problem? 
Remus: Oh, wild parties, loud music, gutteral moans; all night every night. 
Logan: Maybe you should talk to them. 
Remus: I did! I said if they didn't like it, move!
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Our Song. From an incorrect quote. CW Unrequited Dukeceit #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #remussanders #janussanders #dukeceit
Remus: Would you care to dance? 
Janus: Why don't we wait until they play our song? 
Remus: What is our song, Jan-Jan? 
Janus: We don't have one.
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Virgil's Heyday. Adapted from an incorrect quote. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #janussanders #romansanders #virgilsanders
Janus: You should have seen Virgil in his heyday, Roman! 
Janus: He was stubborn and cranky and grouchy and grumpy. 
Roman: Sounds like a law firm for the seven dwarfs. 
Virgil: (with an obviously grumpy face) I was not grumpy!
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
How Could I Compete? Adapted from an incorrect quote by @earlgreymylove.bsky.social with an addition inspired by @inesmh123.bsky.social . #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #romansanders #virgilsanders
(Thomas is loudly crying offscreen all the time) 
Roman: Wh- Why is Thomas crying face down on the couch? 
Virgil: (sigh) He's drunk. 
Roman: Oh! 
Virgil: And he saw a picture of Nico's boyfriend... 
Roman: ...but he *is* Nico's boyfriend. 
Virgil: I fucking know! 
Thomas: (off-screen) How can I compete with the freakin' shtory time guy??? Waaaah!!! 
Virgil: Holy fuck...
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I Think Therefore I Am. Adapted from an incorrect quote. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #logansanders #janussanders
Logan: Descartes was my favorite philosopher. 
Logan: He said, "I think therefore I am". 
Janus: Well, yes. But I ask, if I think not, am I not? I think not. Don't you think? 
Logan: 
Janus: Uh... Logan...? 
Logan: "LOGAN.EXE has stopped working..."
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The Reality of Love. From an incorrect quote. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #characterthomassanders #remussanders
Thomas: You know, all your life you think love is gonna be this flash of passion and romance; it hits you over the head like a sledgehammer. 
Thomas: But it's not like that. It's calm and quiet and it builds up slowly over time. 
Remus: Kinda like plaque! 
Thomas:
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Legal Guardian. Adapted from an incorrect quote. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #janussanders #pattonsanders
Janus: Since the... incident... I was named Remus' legal guardian and responsible of his actions when he's outside. 
Janus: So, now I take him for walks to the park everyday with a leash. 
Patton: I imagine you must get some funny looks, uh? 
Janus: Well thos poodle people have stopped acting like they own the place.
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I Need More Iron. Adapted from an incorrect quote. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #characterthomassanders #remussanders
Thomas: My doctor says I need to get more iron in my diet, now what do you suggest? 
Remus: Eat your car keys. 
Thomas: 
Remus: What? It's nutritious and the perfect anti-theft solution!
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Struggles of Sexy People. From an incorrect quote by @earlgreymylove.bsky.social on X. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #romansanders
Roman: (crying) Why do sexy people (like you and me) have to go through so much?? Like... I hate it! 
Roman: I swear God gives his hardest battles to his hottest warriors! (sob)
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Seafood. Adapted from an incorrect quote. In memory of the great Dolly Parton. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #pattonsanders #logansanders
Patton: You know I'm on a seafood diet, Logan? 
Logan: A seafood diet? 
Patton: Yes! I see food, I eat it! 
Logan: You get a pass this time because that was a joke by the more than adequate Dolly Parton! 
Patton: Yayyy!
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Not Like The Others. From an incorrect quote. CW Creativitwins. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #remussanders #romansanders #creativitwins
Remus: I'm not like other guys! 
Roman: You're not like anything on this planet, you dork!
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The Greeting Message. Adapted from an incorrect quote. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #pattonsanders #romansanders
Patton: I'm worried about Virgil, he was so sad yesterday. I tried to phone him, but all I get is his voicemail's worrying greeting message. 
Roman: Worrying greeting messafe? What did it say?
Patton: It said... (imitating Virgil's voice) You've reached Virgil Sanders, I'm still in my bed. Don't leave me a message, hang up and drop dead. 
Roman: Well, he cant' feel trhat bad, if he didn't bother to change his message.
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I'm Not a Clerk. From an incorrect quote. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #virgilsanders
Virgil: I'm not really a 24-7 food clerk. 
Virgil: I don't intend to stay in this job forever. 
Virgil: I'm just waiting for something better to come along. 
Virgil: You know? Like death?
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Practicing. From an incorrect quote. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #characterthomassanders #virgilsanders
Thomas: Nico, I mean this from the bottom of my heart...
Thomas: I love you. 
Virgil: Nice try. I've gotten more emotion out of my car's GPS. 
Thomas: You know, I knew it was childish to practice on my imaginary emo friend.
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The Commercial. From an incorrect quote. CW Creativitwins. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #romansanders #remussanders #creativitwins
Roman: What happened to you? Why is your leg in a cast!? 
Remus: I kicked the TV and sprained my ankle. 
Roman: Why??? 
Remus: I was watching the new Revlon commercial and they discontinued my nail polish!
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Are You That Stupid? From an incorrect quote. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #logansanders #remussanders
Logan: Are you really that stupid???
Remus: That's for me to know and for you to find out!
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Never Dumped. From an incorrect quote. CW Prinxiety. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #virgilsanders #romansanders #prinxiety
Virgil: Roman, I get a best friend like once every fifteen years. I didn't dump my Emo Bratz and, I have no intention of dumping you. 
Roman: Aww, thank you! 
Roman: You still have your Emo Bratz? 
Virgil: (holding a Bratz doll that looks like an emo girl) That's our secret.
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Relaxed. Adapted from an incorrect quote. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #janussanders #logansanders
Janus: After the spa session, I'm feeling so relaxed! 
Janus: I can't even remember what tension and unhappiness feel like! 
Logan: Remus is here and he wants to see you. 
Janus: ...aaaaaand I just remembered.
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A Roman Thought. From an incorrect quote. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #romansanders #logansanders
Roman: Things that are done, it is needless to speak about... 
Roman: Things thare are past, it is needless to blame. 
Logan: Confucius? 
Roman: Probably. In any case it's the longest message I've ever read in a fortune cookie.
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miguel-manbemel @manbemel.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Complicated. From an incorrect quote. #thomassanders #sanderssides #sanderssidesincorrectquote #sanderssidesphotocomic #virgilsanders #remussanders
Virgil: My life is complicated enough. 
Virgil: The last thing I need is more drama. 
(Remus appears)
Remus: Hey, Virge! 
Virgil: Hellooooo, drama.
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