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Manager Beeza

@managerbeeza.bsky.social
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The 3 managers of Lobotomy Corporation RBX branch. 🟥 = Cocky 🟪 = Librarian ⬜️ = Soft // = admin/ooc (PMoon/LCorp parody account with an ounce of OCs) (Part of PMsky) Ran by: bsky.app/profile/beezaweeza.bsky.so…

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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
🟥 nah. it punched a hole in the wall
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
🟥 what?
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
🟥 mmmm burger ooo, a burger mmmm burger ooo, a burger mmmm burger ooo, a burger mmmm burger
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
🟥 nah, I beat nothing there in a match of checkers and they got really mad and starting killing people
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
🟥 why is this guy asking me for iron blocks
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
🟥 fair enough
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
// drinking all the sewer water to find it rn
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
// so who’s getting the shittier controller
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
🟥 what about thanksgiving
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
// I’m so old
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
🟥 eating ice soup rn 🟪 . . . What..? 🟥 ice soup 🟪…That’s… not a thing? 🟥 you’re looking at it right now *he looks down at it, it is a bowl of water with ice cubes in it* 🟪 So anything can be a soup now I guess, huh? 🟥 yeah. *he says, mouth full of ice soup* 🟪 *sigh* Of course.
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
// I ated tennis wires
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
🟥 my fault about the outage guys I tried to upload a brain’s memory and it blew up the internet
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
🟥
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
//
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
🟥 real
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
🟥 *he then respawns back to normal* see, much better now. 🟪 Having seen both now, I do prefer you with a head of hair. 🟥 I do aswell. now, your turn. 🟪 *he snickers* We’ll see about that.
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
🟥 Somebody thought it would be a HILARIOUS prank to throw YOURE BALD at me. IM FUCKING BALD NOW. 🟪 I must admit, this is quite humorous. 🟥 I’m gonna get you bald next. 🟪 I highly doubt that. 🟥 screw this, I’m just gonna respawn. *he proceeds to kill himself again for like the billionth time* [+]
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
🟥 dap me up
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
🟥 who up lobotomizing they corporation?
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
🟥 I agree 🟪 Why is the entire company full of unintelligible specimens? 🟥 I am more than just a specimen! 🟪 That you are. 🟥 wha- HEY!
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
🟪 . . . @lcorporation.bsky.social get your employee, they’ve lost it.
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
🟥 …what? 🟪 How you got past the hiring phase is beyond me.
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
// kill spawnism nosoi is better
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
🟥 have you tried getting rid of your stomach? pain can’t happen to something that doesn’t exist
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
🟥 it’s been extremely boring here lately. nothing interesting happens 🟪 He interprets orderly has uninteresting. 🟥 I interpret jack shit happening as a sign I need to make things interesting myself. 🟪 By likely destroying half the facility in the process. 🟥 it’s worth it. 🟪 No. No it isn’t. 🟥 😐 lame
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
🟥 this doesn’t feel correct 🟪 Narcissistic seems about right. 🟥 wow ok 🟪 Antisocial though? You don’t seem antisocial. 🟥 yeah that’s an odd one 🟪 I mean you don’t really try to go meet new people but you also don’t avoid interactions. Strange.
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
🟥 it’s october already? wait then that means… I can hear her voice getting louder.
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
// I’m lowkey not a good pick to try and support others so if any of that sounds shit that’s probably why. I am the least qualified person to be a therapist or psychologist. Anyways, seek those who may aid you, and I hope you can get better
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
// mine has papers in the break room and a board in the back employees only area but I do stocking in a membership club so it is be different for whatever you do. Worth a shot to check though. It may help. You could also try to talk with your boss or another higher up about it and they might help.
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
// the joke writes itself but I feel like this isn’t a joking scenario. If you can, try to quit and find someone better. If you’re stuck with the job you currently have, then they may have a mental health hotline or something like it. My job has a mental health thing I forgot existed so check yours.
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
// the horrors of a job
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
🟥 I forgot
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
🟥 tomato tomato
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
🟥 I dunno… you’re a star that’s trying to guide me
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
🟥 *squinting eyes* . . . aren’t you the thing from doors?
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
🟥
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
// are you ok
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
🟥 what’s that? you want me to give nothing there a gun? why of course, why haven’t I thought of that?! 🟪 No you’re not. 🟥 🌞
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
🟥 bored 🟪 Distracted by this fools boredom. 🟥 hey! ⬜️ Just happy nothing bad has happened in a while!
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
🟥 you act like I haven’t been shot by bullets countless times before sure it would still kill me but it has been well established that death doesn’t concern me
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
🟥 dude on a perc 500
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
🟥 no
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
// this is strangely accurate… Also where’s the it depends option on the glass question. Am I the only one who knows the correct answer
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
🟥 can confirm
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
// you were too powerful so they had to nerf you😔
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
🟥 sounds like you could do a lot of trolling with that
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
🟥 uhh… hey L 🟪 What? 🟥 *points to the post* 🟪 *heavy sigh* Again? Fine, if they cause a ruckus I’ll deal with it.
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
🟥 what.
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Manager Beeza @managerbeeza.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
🟥 you boutta get fired bro
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