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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 3h

Spam is spiced ham. Sparts are spiced farts. They're not the same thing.

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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 4h

RFK Jr. is the member of Trump's cabinet most likely to endorse monkeypox parties. @jvl.bsky.social

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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 4h

If I can't sell it, I'm gon' keep sittin on it.

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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 14h

Two hours and counting in the station because of a "trespasser incident" down the line. How long does it take to wash someone off the tracks?

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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 17h

I see Jeff Bezos and I think, "I hate his biceps."

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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 18h

A car with a fancy exhaust pipe is like a person with a fancy butthole.

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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 23h

The most important thing to take on a trip is a chair and some shade.

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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 23h

Blood bath! Blood bath! Blood bath! - rehearsing for election day

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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

And then Oprah went too far. She sang her own theme song.

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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I'm tell you what Jesus was doing for three days. YOUR MOM!

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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Let's get sticky! - humidity enthusiast

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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Christa Pike is a horrible person. Injecting her with poison makes us horrible persons.

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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I take them everywhere I go. They're my emotional support throuple.

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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I am removing John Fetterman from my list of charismatic megafauna. @jvl.bsky.social

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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Oh my God Anne Hathaway is pulling a Mitch McConnell! #Verity

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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If Katy Perry's an astronaut, then Nathan Fielder's an airline pilot.

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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

And that's how Ed Sheeran ended up on the Island of Misfit Toys.

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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The fact that so many people deny that Canada is full of penguins naturally leads me to believe that Canada is full of penguins.

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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

There are no penguins locally. I will have to adopt from Canada.

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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Biometric scan THIS, baby! - some hardhat

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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Dear @robcesternino.bsky.social, Would you say Brady was all thumbs or only partly thumbs? #Survivor

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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

There's something your friends won't tell you but I will: your baby looks like Buddy Hackett.

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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You’re not the only finch in the forest. - an ornithologist breaking up with another ornithologist

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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

- And my porn name is Esmeralda Bouncy Bottom. - Mother, no.

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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

When you want quick anal relief, think Preparation H. Preparation H: quick anal relief. #SponsorablePost

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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

- I heard Spock had a "special move." - Yes. The Vulcan Neck Orgasm.

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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Spock: It's Viagra, Captain. For pon farr. Kirk: Sorry I asked.

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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I piss T! I shit T! I jizz T! I am a supremely high-T individual! - "Secretary of War" Pete Hegseth @jvl.bsky.social

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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

That one real woman on Ashley Madison must be plumb tuckered out.

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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Give me a minute, baby. - Steve McQueen line that sounds exactly like a Steve McQueen line

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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'll bet you were a bad Girl Scout. - Robert Goulet

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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"Look at me! I'm a semicolon!" Little shit.

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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Penguins do not mate in the traditional sense. They tango.

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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I took a personality test. It turns out I have one.

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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Nothing says people are zombies like TVs in waiting rooms.

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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Kash Patel is a man whose name will forever be associated with bestiality. @jvl.bsky.social

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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You can't humiliate me. I'm not important enough to be humiliated.

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mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social @mamaspinkytoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Some parts of the body are not meant to be pierced.

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