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Mama Sand

@mamasand.bsky.social
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she/her|| Queer|| Disabled||Community Care Activist|| @heathenking.bsky.social says I’m super||PFP by @sanrixian.bsky.social

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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 10s
I’d like to balance the power. Brutally. I’m sick of this.
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 11m
We have twitteros fam in Austin. Speaking of angels, Jensen Ackles has a brewery outside Austin. Other than that? NOT ON YOUR LIFE
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 1h
She’s so darling ❤️
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 1h
Ok. I like “Maria.” But she’s no Lucy.
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 4h
Of all the crimes committed in this adaptation, using stone grotesques in place of Dracula’s brides might be the worst.
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 4h
“Dracula” 2025 is really terrible yall
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 5h
I thought Aster wanted pets. She wanted my apple. I tried to shoo her away and she slapped me.
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 5h
Grannies gone wild!
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 5h
I have not been myself for several days. I think it’s this peri hormonal cycle that has returned with peri. But it’s especially bothering me today.
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 5h
ACAB
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 5h
Caleb Landry Jones is not attractive enough to be Dracula.
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 6h
The diaper is pretty hard to style around.
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 6h
Much chewy. Which reminds me of the candy bar I saw online this morning: one of the Dubai-ish ones, but with pink cotton candy in it. I’m too curious to be horrified.
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 7h
Oooh! Look who’s out being a woman in STEM
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 8h
Thank you. I needed that
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Woman's Hilarious Spit Take Drink Reaction
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 8h
Wahoo! I’m so glad for you ❤️
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 8h
JFC. The kids are not ok.
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 8h
I love these people!
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 8h
So, I guess there’s an HRT on the market called “Oestra.” When I say I spit when I saw the ad because I thought it said “Olestra.”
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 13h
Let’s hope he’s not one of those guys who eats pieces for longevity
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 15h
Valid
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
How it’s going with Squid kitten (well, her dad).
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Agreed. And getting the right consistency tomato is key! (I totally use a mandolin smashy chopper thing though. Just not on the tomato.) Mortar and Pestle for the strong flavor items to jive before mixing with the citrus and water
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
That gave me vertigo to enlarge. Obviously, I would have died in the past (or been *naked*)
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I think I’ve aged out of this now, but when I used to save my pocket change and go get all my BOGOs (they’re never truly free), staff always seemed surprised I wasn’t a blue hair and were kind of stoked about it.
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I used a trial period to try to find a marriage certificate that was already attached to my family’s tree account. I tried for hours on 3 different days before I just took a screenshot of the family one
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The third one for me
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Oh my god 😂
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
As an adopted Mexican, I have to interject: pico is not salsa, and neither one is hot sauce.
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Food was definitely needed. Still a wash.
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Anyone need a “get out of hell free” certificate? (For a good cause. Heretic priest needs to pay medical bills.) www.charityinstitute.com/product-page...
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Oooh!
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Selma Blair is finally receiving charges for biting people. What a fucking timeline, eh?
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Feel yuck. Hope I feel better after food and an eye rest
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That sounds laid back and nice
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This is true
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Pie?
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Tv Shows Supernatural
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You all cook out often? Like, grill or your fire pit? I can see me using it more if I did that. Or baked. But I live where all of those things would overheat me to death. Lol @ too old
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Woman's Hilarious Spit Take Drink Reaction
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Did you celebrate some way that was special?
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Is it weird that I’m gonna get this (eventually) just because I miss my fren?
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It is 66° this morning with a ln overnight low of 64°! My AC clicked off last night just as I was getting a hot flash 😂
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
OMFG 😂
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
After yesterday? I’m in full agreement.
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Does it make me a furry if I really like fawn print faux fur?
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ok, that’s truly insane! I haven’t used that much foil in my entire adult life.
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Decided to take a nap this afternoon. Didn’t go great but was enough to get back at it after some food. So I shook things up with LinkedIn time. And fell asleep. Woke up to what sounded like a cat batting something around. All the cats were also asleep on the bed. No idea what it was.
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yes! Happiest birthday!
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You’re so rad! Fleet week is still on my bucket week. But Yosemite sounds like just the right speed. Thanks for sharing! What did you do in the city?
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
In RoP, the Byzantine flourishes and touches of Tar-Míriel’s costumes are some of the favorite of mine I’ve ever seen.
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Mama Sand @mamasand.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
*decides to see why people suddenly hate Zelensky* “Oh. He’s done some shady shit that is a fraction of as bad as every developed nation in the world. Yikes! UPA reference is bad tho. Might want to rethink that one. Anyway. More data centers, you say?”
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