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mamaltp.bsky.social

@mamaltp.bsky.social
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Miner for the most precious resource: laughter.

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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 12h
He didn’t address the KKK question, but stated that people need to have money in their pockets. Are there pockets in those white robes? Sounds like there are.
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Four Non-Blondes
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m surprised this administration is not making this a pay per view event.
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I heard the blues got into his pants.
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Is that what they call a knife that isn’t very sharp?
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That’s OK.
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I call a balk.
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“American Toxic”
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
These are the looks my husband and I give salespeople who come to our door.
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Kick it.
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Leftover dinner from Saturday night with my family.
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It had to be ewe.
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A manage a troll?
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I always enjoy when Obama gets in on the imagine if Obama did that game
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Trump banning members of the press is scary. The bootlicking order-followers who implement his directive are downright frightening.
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He should change his name to Napoleon Bonerpart.
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Or Natalie Harp.
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Maybe he should just turn off the TV and focus on what is right in front of him.
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It wasn’t a split second. It’s been evident for years.
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Meanwhile, a picture of Congress is on every milk carton.
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I hope they call him by his Irish name, Tub O’Lard.
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ironic given that the Hallmark Christmas movie formula often seems like AI output.
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
New Biopic - “The Hero Lardlifters of 9/11”
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Is there a Go Fund Me set up for all the Goo Gone he needs? (Asking out of curiosity and not out if a desire to contribute.)
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I won’t go until they let Eric Trump speak.
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If his hair was any darker, he’d deport it.
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
And the Lord sayeth unto Floyd: “Do not use my name in an airplane rant or thou shalt wind up in tape.”
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
How do they know the center of Uranus is brown?
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Dumpster took out the trash.
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Fox News should part ways with the airwaves.
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Good point.
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
And God gave women bear spray.
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Trump supporters are pleased to see others’ lives turned upside down, but are not outraged unless they themselves are harmed. Walk a Milo in someone else’s shoes.
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I am 65, too, and remember Grad Night so well. My best friend and I were in the sky buckets with two guys from another school. They lit up a joint and my friend and I were so scared we would get kicked out. We did not. Seemed so crime-like at the time!
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
What a strain!
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Yay! The waiting period from biopsy to results is so stressful! Glad that’s behind you.
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Maybe his definition of “mission” refers to the complete and utter destruction of America’s reputation.
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Looks like a circus peanut mated with a dust bunny.
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Let’s rename the American part of Lake Superior to Lake Rockbottom.
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
May he get well and live long to say many more truths!
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
More like “Lawless and Odor.”
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The court would refer to the matter as the Pillow Case.
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Urban turd miners?
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
James Bond traders.
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Are the words “senile” and “senator” from the same root?
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
10 gallon hat on a half-pint head.
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
He wasn’t in the IV League.
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Looks like what happens when a Thunderbird mates with a dumpster.
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Even the ghost of McCarthy is rolling its eyes.
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mamaltp.bsky.social @mamaltp.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
In related news, Ulysses Grant will continue to work out of his tomb.
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