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@malortwitch.bsky.social

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Dio. They/them. Actually here for socialism, memes, and silly little gay shows. And cats.

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just here for the food 🍉 @malortwitch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

2 panel lotr meme
1st panel
Theoden: Let this be the hour when we draw swords together.

2nd panel:
Theoden and Aragorn holding up pieces of paper with crudely drawn swords

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just here for the food 🍉 @malortwitch.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Life imitates art

A majestic floof of a cat with his head stuck in a Dunkin Donuts bag. Truly, he is my son

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just here for the food 🍉 @malortwitch.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

I'll be honest, I kinda had trouble understanding the literacy crisis because "what do you mean people can't read? Just read the words. Do people not know words?!" and it turns out - yeah, basically

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just here for the food 🍉 @malortwitch.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

"now I know logically it is historically impossible for Benjamin Franklin to have been a hentai enthusiast but have you seen a picture of the man"

"I like big butts and I cannot lie, my other brother also likes big butts and cannot tell the truth, how will you escape our dungeon"

"ah... Your secret technique... in normal circumstances, such a bullet would have no effect on me, but you certainly knew that, my rival... and so, cleverly, you have accelerated it with a gun"

Post: my aesthetic is hp lovecraft but with the racism replaced by horniness
Reply: I know this is you, Guillermo del Toro

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just here for the food 🍉 @malortwitch.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

To break up all the horrible politics/news, please behold my cat

A tuxedo cat, sleeping kinda like a shrimp with her fluffy lil tummy showing. She is perfect.

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just here for the food 🍉 @malortwitch.bsky.social · 07/12/2023

For those who have left the hellsite, twitter ads continue to be... something

Screenshot of a Twitter ad for an astrologist who predicted Trump would have negative effects from covid vax due to coincidental timing with a solar eclipse. "On December 14, 2020 I made an astrological prediction of the COVID vaccine and shared this with the honorable POTUS Donald J Trump. By now, we all know how safe it is. Go science!"

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just here for the food 🍉 @malortwitch.bsky.social · 19/11/2023

Jesus christ. Congrats! You made insurance even worse!!

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just here for the food 🍉 @malortwitch.bsky.social · 18/11/2023

Counter point: the ads are getting wild

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