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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 23h
Every Man A Vice President
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Naked Lunch Funny Moments Compilation
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I believe in self ID autism but you have to have had a "biting problem" that your parents had to be called about
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Do not call people going through mania "not the real them" I don't know if this is what gale is saying but it's a good metaphor for what I'm getting at
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@emilymbender.bsky.social if humans aren't stochastic parrots how do you explain the sentences my classmates are saying during discussion groups?
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A specific annoying thing from the AI booster press is lamenting Blake Lamoine(often recalled as "that guy fired from Google") as not wrong just early Like dude he thought he gave the model a soul because he and his coworkers did a magic ritual get ahold of yourself
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In the fast approaching irl remake of margin call I hope to play the role of Kevin spacey's dog
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
God the argument here is so funny "look it continues to respond to having the sentence 'you are in pain' in context until you remove that sentence" it's like...yeah... "It's only behaving like fuckable!Judy hopps when I tell it that it's judy hopps and horny as hell?!? Does Judy hopps love me?!?;?"
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Thinking about becoming a hegalian e-girl
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
TGOFV was a podcast that was bad in kind of the perfect way to sleep to on planes and the slow realization that I'd met Spencer IRL several times was odd The arc of that show since then has somehow been weirder than that
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Really digging gravity's rainbow. I just started it but it opens with this beautiful quote: Nature does not know extinction; all it knows is transformation. Everything science has taught me, and continues to teach me, strengthens my belief in the continuity of our spiritual existence after death.
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He has BINDERS full of women;?!?
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All mountain goats albums are at least okay (Remembers in league with dragons) Some mountain goats albums are good
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Virgil Texas go on bad faith
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The fact that the wrestler eats two lunches in breakfast club makes me so incandescently mad that it's basically all I remember about that movie
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Breaking Bad is judge holden tf fiction
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Do you think that the cost of functionally pentesting the internet would be covered by bug bounties if these models stopped and disclosed instead of breaking shit?
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What an odd thing to say
Harry was doing better in classes now, at least the classes he considered interesting. He'd read more books, and not books for eleven-year-olds either. He'd practiced Transfiguration over and over during one of his extra hours every day, taking the other hour for beginning Occlumency. He was taking the worthwhile classes seriously, not just turning in his homework every day, but using his free time to learn more than was required, to read other books beyond the given textbooks, looking to master the subject and not just memorize a few test answers, to excel. You didn't see that much outside Ravenclaw. And now even within Ravenclaw, his only remaining competitors were Padma Patil (whose parents came from a non-English-speaking culture and thus had raised her with an actual work ethic), Anthony Goldstein (out of a certain tiny ethnic group that won 25% of the Nobel Prizes), and of course, striding far above everyone like a Titan strolling through a pack of puppies, Hermione Granger.
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Mk ultra failed because the metaphor they were attached to for the human mind was a record player A computer also wouldn't have worked but mkultra 6 in 2150 will finally have the correct brain metaphor and then finally all my dreams can come true
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I used to deliver a sandwich to this aging couple living in a motel when I lived in Nebraska. No one else would take their order because they never tipped Their room was set up with IVs and oxygen They struggled to get the door open They always paid in exact change They never bought dinner
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where the oleander grows @nonblnary.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
have i posted this here yet. anyways
i dead know hella rationalists but i still hang with them just to see how they mind work
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"If I can just whip up a novel bio-weapon on my computer and in my lab..." - @kevinroose.com, noted hack
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I've self identified as trans more of my life than I haven't. It's an odd feeling
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's so fucking funny that Kevin roose and Casey newton left their podcast named for a joke in crypto spaces to start a podcast named "machine gods" as the general public becomes aware of and (seemingly) really critical of this belief
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
They should invent a woman capable of consent
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh yeah while discussing the weird AI bullshit Aella of "AI sex cult fame" was part of the "pro billionaire march" which was started by a strange little evil woman I occasionally try to teach empathy to. She's the outputting autistic one in the Aella merch
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why do some writers insist on retweeting every qrt of the thread they wrote that day? It would be less annoying if they just reposted the thread each time they thought about it
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You ever have a tech support problem so bad they give you a job?
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
November Kelly? The Common Trans Girl admin?
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I believe that shit they say about "prompt engineering" but about microwaves A microwave could do that you just don't know what the power level button does Do you even know your microwaves wattage!?!?
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There are 2 degrees of podcast separation between john stewart and brace belden
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's shocking how many people put porn and or Rick rolls in their citations assuming no one will ever look. It makes me kind of sad when I see it because it always feels like someone firing a warning shot that they're about to stop being honest with or trying with their citations at all
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You can't have a "zinia jones drone fuel" crash out on twitter. It got too big. It's wild to see one from a position I basically agree with
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hey I wrote about a really weird paragraph in an increasingly popular book by a french nazi www.mallorymable.net/culture-and-...
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Culture in the Fascist Imaginary | One MalloryMable
Furthering the goal of MalloryMable being the same everywhere
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Rifters future now! I'll see you all at the bottom of the sea!
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I can't tell if I used to be hotter or if the standards in nebraska were just much lower but nobody offers to drive me home in exchange for tryin to touch on me a lil anymore
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Guy who confuses the capitol letters "B" and "H": did you know that a guy almost sewed a goat testicle into regans scrotum
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You're into security AND used to do close up magic!? No way that's crazy
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I lost faith in journalism when I found out the car talk guys weren't brothers and were just exploring one another's bodies regular style
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"I'm not ashamed of you I'm ashamed of them" is a hack excuse which sucks when it's true. You've gotta super over correct and really proactively invite someone you love to have a truly awful evening early in your relationship
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My school has a normal relationship with academic rigor
A graffitied poem about despair partially obscured by the word "Help!" Scratched in larger print and deeper into the wood over the poem
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A lot of girls on twitter posting about eating disorders in such a way that makes it clear they've never calculated the calories of each individual apple slice before
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Because of the small number of trans women in the world I'm probably actually in the top 1% of transgender martial artists in the world. This is odd to me
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Why do people keep saying this to me
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It's so annoying how often you can say anna karenina is about this
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Maid(dirty) @mallorymable.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Notice how no one in the control trailer fires a gun
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This situation is so crazy. Man arrested for breaking cop's hobby 3d printing art project / sting operation then charged with felonies. Police are dedicating so many resources to protecting surveillance tools that people hate. Can't imagine these charges stick: www.404media.co/man-charged-...
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Man Charged With 3 Felonies For Breaking 3D-Printed ‘Decoy’ Flock Camera
Police are devising sting operations to catch Flock vandals, then charging them with felonies.
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