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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him)

@malkwilliams.bsky.social
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Voice Actor, Audiobook Narrator, Roleplayer, Larper. Accumulates hats, bowties & small eccentricities. Is trying to learn Finnish for some reason.

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Amelie Ahern-Williams @artfuldoodling.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Today is International Day of Solidarity with the Palestinian People. Honestly every day should be, but our leaders are still largely failing in a way we will one day read about in history books. Write to your MPs / representatives, donate where you can, and keep the movement alive. #freepalestine
A woman in a keffiyeh and young boy underneath an olive tree, in an olive grove. The sun is setting. Text reads "Never again"The same trees, abandoned, burned to stumps and charred branches. The keffiyeh is tied to one branch, and blows in the breeze. The sunset is blood red. Text reads: "is right now."
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Amelie Ahern-Williams @artfuldoodling.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I'm starting a commission fundraiser! 🎨 In exchange for donations to Medical Aid for Palestine (map.org.uk), I'll be creating personalised line portraits, for both people and pets. Please read the posts below, and DM me to order your portrait! Any shares or support would be greatly appreciated 🙌
Portraits for Palestine (Swipe for more info)
A title page with grey, green, white, and red tiles, with line portraits on them.Portraits for Palestine:
I'm opening commissions for simple line portraits (for people and pets!)
How to order:
1. Make a donation to @medicalaidpal. (Min £5+ suggested)
2. DM me (artful_doodling, or artfuldoodling on Bsky) with a receipt / screenshot of your donation.
3. Send me a reference pic for your portrait!
Swipe for more details...
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I keep having this image in my head of #Masterchef doing a Chinese cookery special, and the voice of Terence Stamp (as Bernadette in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert), saying: "That's just what this country needs: A cock. In a sock. With a wok."
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
No, that's only one of the problems. The press is also incredibly partisan and in many cases dishonest. At best there is false equivalence. But also the public do not see it as their responsibility to make sure they are informed, and will generally accept what fits their preexisting bias.
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Our recent flirtations with direct democracy in the form of referendums don't exactly fill me with joy either. It would be fine if the public, the press and the political establishment all earnestly tried their best to honestly understand the issues, but all three failed abysmally.
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Fascinating, tell me more. Although I will confess that I am initially sceptical, as your handle and profile don't tell me much about you.
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Bjørn (No ALT? No RP) @sarcasticsmall.eurosky.social · 27/11/2024
"Doing it to protect the kids" is nothing of the sort. Banning puberty blockers for trans kids is just cruelty of ignorance and indifference.
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I ask because back in the Other Place, I tweeted as MalksVoice, which was supposed to be about work, but eventually became mostly about "Brexit sucks, and Boris Johnson is a twunt". I stand by both statements, but possibly a professional account was not the place for them.
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Question: Once I get properly started, there are a few things I'm likely to post about. Do you think I should have separate accounts for some? - Audiobook narration, Storytelling & Voice acting - Larps, RPGs & boardgames - Politics (Socialist, Woke AF) - Learning Finnish - Random smart-arse remarks
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I only occasionally read romance, but I'd say no. Not for me. The narrative voice in the book is what influences my read. Even if it's a 3rd person narrator, it will often have a distinctive voice. How distinctive depends on the author, but not necessarily on their gender.
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Wow! I go away for a weekend of larping, and have a load of new followers when I return! I see lots of folk I don't know personally; writers, fellow narrators... Welcome! I like the vibe here ATM, so following everyone back. Once I get my head on straight, I will try to post something worth reading!
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Statement of principle: If a company uses AI to generate creative work of any kind, and if I'm aware of it, I won't buy their product. If a social media post has AI artwork I will either scroll straight past it or delete it. This may well be fart-in-a-hurricane territory, but I stand by it.
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Aah. Yes, spikes on tyres is another level! I can't really do that year round in Wales... or at all except off-road perhaps!
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
My technique is that I've stopped using summer tyres altogether! Given that I mostly only drive on the way to a larp, I don't get much wear out of them! I have put the clock back in my car though, and it's not even next year yet!
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Worst bits seem to be in their comms. They just seem to have no ability at all to set the narrative, even in their own policy announcements. Very frustrating. Say what you like about Blair (and who doesn't, these days?), but he would have been all over this side of things.
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Amelie Ahern-Williams @artfuldoodling.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
#FolktaleWeek Day 1: Mist! ☁️ Thought I'd try a comic interpretation of the prompt, involving my characters Blodwen and Twm. #kidlitart #folktaleweek2024 #comics
Comic (blue and yellow colours):
-A misty figure in the forest.
-A close-up as the figure reaches out and calls; "Blodwen"
-Blodwen looks up in confusion; "Who-?" She squints, and the mist covers her eyes.
-"Wait!", she calls, and runs after the misty figure, disappearing into the woods.Comic continued:
-A cat claw scratches Blodwen's leg, with a SKLIT!
-Blodwen yells in pain, then looks down.
-Twm, a black cat, looks up and says; "Following voices into the mist now?"
-Blodwen sits down nursing her leg. "I thought I heard..."
-Twm's face looks severe. "So did they."Comic final panel:
-Twm places their paw on a skull in the undergrowth, with plants growing in and around it.
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I have heard about narrators who do this, and thought about it myself, but even though I sometimes do live storytelling, I find the idea of letting people into my padded cell slightly terrifying! May I DM you?
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Authors irritate me sometimes, by putting a line in place of part or all of a name or title. Even if they use it in full elsewhere! Thomas Paine is getting on my nerves this morning with the following: King = King K___ = also King England = England E______d = England E___ = England ____ = The Pope
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
It used to have a great search function, that they have nerfed dramatically in the past year or so, for reasons that escape me, but it is infuriating. It's always been a tricksy and deceptive creature though.
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Even if I were to stop using the public face of FaceBook, I don't think I'd dispense with Messenger. Too much stuff and too many people on there. You're really enjoying this place then? I still haven't quite worked out how I want to use it.
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Not on the Humanities or Media Studies courses, certainly!
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I have a memory, when I was at uni, of using half a bottle of Viakal to try to clean the limescale from our toilet and getting nowhere (Dunno why; I wasn't a very house-proud student!) Why did no one tell me you just need to pour vinegar and baking powder in there? Oh yes. No World Wide Web in 1992.
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Evening, Phil. Nice to see you over here. How is Twexit going from your point of view? You always said you stayed with Twitter because of the critical mass of experts you follow who post there. Are many of them jumping in this direction?
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Ah, jonesing for the Other Place, are you? Look, if you love the smell of a boot-stamping-on-a-human-head-forever in the morning, that's up to you! #NoKinkShaming
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Aaah, Livejournal. Halcyon days. To be honest, I treat FB kind of like an LJ replacement. This format doesn't really lend itself to lengthy exposition!
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Hi! Yes, it feels like this place might be starting to reach some kind of critical mass now, but time will tell.
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
A quick plug for my incredibly talented offspring, who (among much other artwork) has designed several audiobook covers for my fellow narrator, the wonderful Nano Nagle! Amelie is available for commissions. Follow them to get gorgeous, quirky, queer artwork regularly on your timeline!
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I've just come here this morning to remind myself not to waste time doomscrolling on here, as I have work to do, and my productivity has been shockingly poor this week, with Facebook and YouTube Shorts both having trapped me into doomscrolling loops on previous occasions! Happy Friday, by the way.
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Amelie Ahern-Williams @artfuldoodling.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Today I go on submission with my latest PB dummy! It's always a long shot, but here's hoping Albie's story is well-received 🤞 It's also at times like these I'm particularly thankful to have a super supportive agent 📚🎨 #kidlitart #kidlit
Paper-cut collage. A red and yellow armadillo watching with shock as a blue/purple/greenish starling flies overhead. Text "SWOOP!" follows the flight path of the starling.
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Third children are the ones who learn lessons. You often have to burn (or chew) through the two older ones before the remaining one gets the message.
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Very much so! :-)
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Goodness. Eleven months since I posted on here, but it does feel like there is a surge of movement in this direction, so it feels like time to start engaging, one way or another. So, as the Lightbringers would say: "Good greetings in ill times, friends."
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Given recent rumblings, it does seem like time to start considering engaging with this place. It does seem like the bell is tolling for Tw'Other Place, and there might be a critical mass that forms here. I know that technically you were asking for _new_ friends, but hopefully an old face will do.
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
Joo. Mä otan taukoa Facebookista (luen vähän, mutta en kirjoittele mitään). Kirjoittaminen tässä on yleensä kuin puhumista seinalle! Ehkä alan osallistua Facebookissa taas pian. En tiedä.
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
I mean one could argue that Bing has a point, but even if that were so, I still wouldn't have found the song lyrics I was looking for.
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
Bing's search results have become absolutely bollocks since they started integrating their new AI toys into it. I just wanted to check the lyrics of a Sheryl Crow song, and all Bing gave me was a load of recommendations for therapy and psychoanalysis. Google got it on the first result.
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
Trigger Warning: This otherwise light-hearted romp goes rather dark-side when the protagonist feels the need to stop a smol dog from barking and (he claims) biting his nose off. *Very* dark. (Very Dostoevsky.)
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
Today's Dostoevsky fix was rather different from his usual fare. A farcical tale of a jealous husband who walks into an apartment on a moral crusade, to find himself alone with a woman whose husband is coming up the stairs. He dives under her bed, only to find another man already there!
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
To be fair, I did one with a happy ending the other day: A young boy is tormented by a beautiful woman till he almost kills himself, but she is then sorry. Another woman is sad, but gets a letter that makes her smile slightly at the end, before leaving with her awful husband whom she doesn't love.
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
The 2.5 months are going to be spent pretty much entirely narrating Dostoevsky. Oh. My. God. He is so depressing. Today: A man describes the events leading to his wife's suicide. Tuesday: A man has an OK job and is going get married. Unused to this level of joy, he goes permanently insane.
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 13/11/2023
Oi! En tiedä jos se on nuha, flunssa tai allerginen, mutta mun silmät ja nenä on virtaavat kuin joki tänään.
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 12/11/2023
Hello!
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
Got some cooking to do myself. That and defrosting the freezer! The door got left ajar a few weeks ago, and about a third of it is full of ice now, I can't eve get some of the stuff out because the ice has formed over it!
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
Oi! "nurmi kimaltelee kuurassa"! Se on tosi nätti lause! Se on kaunis kuva myös!
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
Is it all stuff you'd be interested to see?
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
So, what should I do with this then? When I joined Twitter and FB, it was entirely to promote myself as a voice actor, but turned into mostly Me Being Angry About Politics. What should this be? Audiobooks? Poetry? Larping & Gaming? Memes & cat pics? Adventures in Learning Finnish? Philosophy? Other?
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
Minulla oli flunssa viime viikko. Onneksi, se meni pois kahden päivän jälkeen. Pelkäsin, että se olisin Korona, ja minulla oli iso larpi viikonloppuna!
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
I'm afraid so. Don't judge me.
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
Only coffee.
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Malk Williams - Voice Actor (he/him) @malkwilliams.bsky.social · 26/10/2023
You posted this four days ago. I was thinking about you four days ago. And since then. Something I Can Never Have was going round my head. It still is. And I can't listen to anything by NIN without thinking of you. It's hardwired. Also, apropos of nothing, I love you.
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