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@malicedmind.bsky.social
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Forklift certified, a milsurp nut, history nerd, and gay as hell. In my defence, /women/. Have you seen them? Point made. Ducati Panigale V2 My Beloved I'm here for a good time not a long time. Pronouns are a fuck, Gender's a cum, let's go

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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
A Simpsons meme of one of the Syrian rebel leaders smacking Putin upside the head saying "That's how you do a two week special military operation!"
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Tfw @moricalliope.hololive.tv fan imposter syndrome hits because I never have the chance to grab merchandise in spite of being in the top 0.5% of Spotify listeners 😭😂
I am apparently in the top 0.5% of Calliope Mori listeners, according to Spotify.Weeb year for music apparently. From first to fifth: Calliope Mori, Futakuchi Mana, Cepheid, Apricot (Froot), and OBKATIEKAT were my top 5 on Spotify.
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
The domino meme where the small domino on the bottom says 'Grimes got some girldick' and the big domino up top says "500,000 birds Flee to Bluesky". This is referring to the Twitter exodus to our lovely looney tune, Bluesky <3
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
This is my daily driver, sorry for taking so long to get to the date.
A screenshot of HMS Barham in War Thunder, a Queen Elizabeth class battleship of the Royal Navy. Behind her at berth is HMS Renown, a battlecruiser of her own class, and HMS Belfast, a light cruiser of the Royal Navy's Town class.
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 20/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #122,521! Kinda neat, tbh. Does this make me old online AND in reality?
Apparently I'm #122521!
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 22/01/2024
This is the one I'm talking about lmao, life cannot be real.
A Ukrainian servicemember (with a Bradley IFV behind him) giving an interview and stating that he/his crew knew where to hit a Russian T90 MBT and disable it, because they played video games (probably War Thunder).
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
In light of the floodgates opening, please do not forget this very important PSA
A fancy floral plate saying 'in this house we laugh a lot, love often, and punch every fucking nazi we see'
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
On this John Brown Day, remember: Live, Laugh, And lay down suppressive fire.
An AK variant (I believe a standard AK47, though I cannot see the receiver well) on top of a 4x2 cube storage with AK mags in the top two middle cubes, and wicker baskets in the bottom four. The beige wall behind it has three empty cubes, a flower painting, and the words "Live, Laugh, Lay Down Suppressive Fire" stenciled on the beige wall.
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
I realize I forgot to post pictures of my homemade pizza on Saturday, but here they are now My family was too busy eating it to get a whole picture of the round pie, lol.
Rectangle pizza, with black olives, fresh diced garlic, jalapeños, pepperoni, and cheddar/mozz/parm cheese mix. Homemade sauce with tomato, green chili spices, Italian spices, garlic, and paprika.Round pizza with jalapeños, pepperoni, and the same sauce and cheese mix as the rectangle.
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
In light of Nazis getting a shit ton of medical data as well, never forget that it is always justifiable to fix a bug when you find a bug.
The Bear Jew treating a nazi to the only side of a baseball bat they should see. Aldo Raine watches art happen with respect.
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
I forgot to make a post for it because I was dying of the plague and the dates all dug together but Aug 1st to Oct 2nd 1944 was the largest resistance action against the Nazis in Europe, and also one of the most brutal. 85%+ of Warsaw was leveled. 100ks of Poles died, civilians and fighters.
Members of the Zoska battalion of the Armia Krajowa stand atop a German tank captured during the 1944 Warsaw Uprising.

The tank was used by the battalion during its capture of the Gesiowka concentration camp.

The woman pictured sitting on the tank has been identified as Bohdana "Czarna" Kraszewska (later Kraszewska-Domanska), who was a liaison officer in the Warsaw Uprising and tookan active part in the resistance throughout the war.
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
This is my daily driver😤
A T-80UK in piksel camouflage with Ukrainian flags on the fume extractor/bore evacuator and side skirt.
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
How compelling 
Please face the wall now.
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 25/09/2023
I will do hydration checks again, until I'm certain that all of you good dolls, drones, and thralls are staying healthy and hydrated. The (oral obsession indoctrination) hydrating will continue until morale improves.
A girl with white hair, pale skin, blue eyes and glasses is being checked to ensure she's hydrated. One hand is holding her head/hair, and the other is hooking a thumb into her mouth to keep it open, as one of the girl's hands holds it in place.
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
Me, regularly: Vibin', cruisin'. Me, the moment someone offends a friend or something sets off my spite:
Emile from Halo Reach. A-239, Noble Four, he killed the bitch that killed him. "I'm ready, how 'bout you!?"
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
I'm sorry, lassy. It's time to take you to the farm upstate, now.
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
A flaming skeleton charging forth unto the Abyss, wielding a sword in one hand. The caption says 'state of the world? Bad. Mental health? Also bad. But still, we charge forward.'
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 21/08/2023
Sorry for bein' so inactive everyone, Poesteing juice has been low and I've been super fucking busy. Have some Lord of the Rings drinks!
A peach whiskey drink with gold and absinthe! It's in a dragon themed goblet.A dragon themed drink with whiskey and a fruity Rim, along with some gold!Two tiny shots of cream and vodka made to look like tiny beer mugs
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
I promised Spam pictures Here is my Spam
A 4-pack of 25% less sodium Spam + 1 can of Spam + 3 bags of Ben's rice
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
Hatch chili enchiladas my beloved
Green chili enchiladas that are very yummy and tastily spicy
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 13/08/2023
We don't take kindly to those who don't take kindly 'round here.
A skeleton cowboy with the US Marshal/Sheriff star badge on the breast of their jacket, and a lever-action rifle cradled in their arms. There is a stick of wheat held in their teeth as well, true cowboy style. There's text stating "We don't take kindly to those who don't take kindly 'round here."
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
How I feel when I'm at the gym and doing the back extensions, leg presses, and rows at consistent 3x10s almost double my body weight 😤😤
John Wick meme where the antagonist says "He is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will."
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
Me, regarding my spite-fueled life force. I shall live on sheerly out of spite. Spite for what, you may ask? Yes.
Daniel Craig Glass Onion frames where he says: "It makes no damn sense. Compels me, though."
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 03/08/2023
Good Aftermorning darling dolls and cherished thralls. Don't forget your meds today, or get a refill if you need to! Drink your water for me, and have a good meal to fill you! Safety first, keep your hi-vis on at all times today. It marks you as lovely, precious prey!
High-vis Safety Corset. It's neon yellow. I think that's yellow at least.
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Curse the skeets, their subskeets too... Their replies, forever true.
It's a screencap of Bloodborne's Workshop, though the name is instead "Shitposters' Workshop." The dialogue reads "Lowbies all over the shop... you'll be one of them soon enough."
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Excuse me miss but you've missed your shots this week. Please hold still, this will be resolved shortly.
Maid firing squad for E injection.
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
Oh, you've got rizz? Well, I've got a Lee-Enfield rifle, bashing fash since 1940 😤😤
Two maids posted up in a sniper position. One is in a sitting shooter position, her scoped Lee-Enfield SMLE against her shoulder as she hunts, while the other holds a telephone to the first maid's ears for callouts
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 28/07/2023
You have my rifles, comrade stovey
A maid firing a Lee-Enfield SMLE from horseback
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
The Return of the Catra
I discovered how to do shitty edits with Samsung Photo's built in tools
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
You should follow me I literally look like this
Catra Warcriminal in a rainbow-type sheer crop top saying 'Wild Cat' over a sports bra, with heart-shaped rainbow sunglasses
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
More than comrades ♡♡
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
OH SHIT A SUPERSOAKER! I love these things. When I was a kid, my friends and I used to play tag with these! When you got tagged, you'd have to go to the wall and get blasted 😭😭🚿💦
Ernest holds a super soaker
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
My last post tonight before I log off and touch grass will be my TED Talk about how firearm privileges in the US were torn from the people out of: i) simple racism, ii) classism, iii) the Red Scares, and iv) fear of organized resistance by the working class. See: Coal Wars.
It's a wine bottle with the top 1/4 saying: "look, railroad workers are just asking for some tome off", and the bottom 3/4 saying: "You ever heard of the battle of Blair Mountain?"
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
Too any new followers I've gained tonight: Thanks! But reconsider!
The text says, "When people say they look up to me or see me as a role model."

There is a stressed skeleton that says "Thanks, but reconsider!"
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
I also dug this meme out of the grave since that one was so popular Merry Christmas!
It's a meme about Shermans kicking both confederate (William T Sherman) ass and nazi ass (M4 Sherman and its derivatives)
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
I forgot I had this meme, and I will take every chance to confederate coward bash so here have it too
A confederate battle flag flies in an open blue sky with the text "State's Rights!" and "History Not Hate" and "It's My Heritage!"

The meme says,  "Real Mainer's when they see" the above description. Below it is a picture of Joshua Chamberlain, who led the 20th Maine in their defence of Little Round Top during the battle of Gettysburg. When they found that they ran out of ammunition, instead of retreating, Chamberlain ordered his soldiers to fix bayonets and charge. This took the confederate cowards by surprise, who turned tail and got their asses fucking kicked.
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
Thanks u frots u
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
One Book 📖 One film 🎥 One album 💿
Richard K Morgan's A Land Fif For Heroes trilogy was a good read when I was younger. Probably shit now, I've not read it in years, I just remember it fondly. Notable runners up include: The Locked Tomb trilogy, World War Z, Poland 1939, 1920: America's Great War, The War That Came Early and Southern Victory serieses by Harry Turtledove, and (disgustingly lmao) Gettysburg by fuckhead Gingrich was pretty fun to read as a kid.Casablanca is amazing, 'nuff said. Runners up were Atomic Blonde, Pirates of the Caribbean, Warsaw 44, National Archives Footage from 1900-1975, True Grit, Young Guns, and the Breakfast Club.No Closer to Heaven by The Wonder Years is an album I will always cherish. Runners up are just about everything else by them, everything by Architects, a lot of Bayside's work, Mori Calliope/DEMONDICE, Anti-Flag, and Have Mercy.
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
Logging on
Old Man Shouts At Blue Sky
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
A life this long, do you understand what it is? It's a battlefield, like this one, and it's empty. Because every marty, has fallen. Thank you. Thank you all, for everything that you were to me. What happens now, where I go now, it has to be un-marty,'d.
Marty Capaldi, Eleventh Saint of Bluesky, gone on turn four.
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
Me and My new followers like
Lady Maria of the Astral Clocktower reaching down gently with one hand towards the patients placed in her care. The patients hold Lumenflowers in their hands (a few of them, at least), and are mutated to the point of having bulbous blue heads with very long limbs and digits, the hint of muscle peeking through skin which has sloughed off, or grown upwards like sea plants.
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Hydration and self-love brainwashing spiral
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Raise hell praise Dale and NM Hatch Green Chili is superior, I will die on this hill Also, I suppose it's tattoo time later if I don't forget (someone hold me accountable in like ten hours)
Mal's follower count at 505 (New Mexico baybeee)
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Me holding my new followers
A dog girl on a leash with a gag in her mouth making her drool. She's on all fours and on some very nice lingerie
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
One newskie gets the skeet! The next, follows and gets the riff!
Enemy at the Gates commisar scene handing out one rifle and one bandoleer of ammo to every other person respectively.
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Listen up newskies, each and every one of you owes me one-hundred skeets. And I! Want! My! Skeets!
Lt Aldo Raine telling his men they all owe him 100 nazi scalps
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Come on you newskies, do you wanna skeet forever!?
Rico from Starship Troopers shouting "Come on you apes, do you want to live forever?!" Before charging into battle against the arachnids.

Fun fact for you, this quote is based on a quote by Dan Daly during the WW1 battle of Belleau Wood, who shouted "Come on you sons of bitches, do you want to live forever!?" before the Marines stormed into the forest held by German infantry.
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Ite finally my time
My time has come oogway meme
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
Hell yeah boates
Low Res HMS Victory
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Malice @malicedmind.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
Support your local panaderia y'all, this was $8, and all of it is bloody amazing.
An assortment of Hispanic/Latin American baked goods
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