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@malice.site
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he/him | 24 | cowboy and werewolf enthusiast | sometimes an artist, accidentally a writer, always yapping. read my blog, idiot malice.site

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dallas @malice.site · 13/02/2025
and for fun, heres a version of the map that's fully and 100% accurate.. very different lol #art #illustration #ttrpg #dnd #DndCampaign #TTRPGCampaign #fantasy
A digital illustration of an island in the middle of an ocean. It is composed of large beaches, a mountain range, and a jungle. It has three bridges branching off it, one heading to a desert continent in the south, one heading to a vibrant jungle continent to the west, and a third broken leading to a continent off screen in the north east. The look of this island has almost no similarities to that of the other one.digital illustration of a mountainous island. It is colored with a desaturated watercolor and contains numerous magical and odd things on it, such as a huge circular platform, a white sphere at the peak of the tallest mountain, and five different wizard towers. It is also host to four entrances to some underground tunnels and nine glass barns. It also has three bridges leading to it on the bottom left, right, and top right corners. There is a compass in the top left taking the appearance of a dragon's eye with a gold pupil.
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dallas @malice.site · 12/02/2025
here's me throwing my hat in the ring ⚙⚙
Image of a purple cog on a red/orange background. The cog has a large, red compass arrow pointing to the top right corner, as well as several other orange red accents on the cog itself. There is a swirly, circular watermark and text reading "MaliceAndMeat" on the bottom left.
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dallas @malice.site · 11/02/2025
here's a map i made for a campaign i'm running. its a diegetic, mildly inaccurate map emphasizing all the things i want my players to go explore #art #illustration #ttrpg #dnd #dndcampaign #map
A digital illustration of a mountainous island. It is colored with a desaturated watercolor and contains numerous magical and odd things on it, such as a huge circular platform, a white sphere at the peak of the tallest mountain, and five different wizard towers. It is also host to four entrances to some underground tunnels and nine glass barns. It also has three bridges leading to it on the bottom left, right, and top right corners. There is a compass in the top left taking the appearance of a dragon's eye with a gold pupil.
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dallas @malice.site · 09/02/2025
see a fairy, post a fairy and uh... technically this is a fairy.
Illustration of a doll like pixie creature. It has tattered purple butterfly wings and is flying in the desert. It carries with it a wooden staff in its fingerless hands. It has blue button eyes and a stitched smile. It is dressed in cloth wraps and a pink skirt underneath a large brown leather jacket. It is also wearing a military style grey hat.
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dallas @malice.site · 06/02/2025
fully forgot to post this!! hit a new #tetrio 40line sprint pb the other day!!! i'm very proud of this one R:a9520aa96e12
Screenshot from tetr.io showing the statistics for a 40 line sprint run. It was completed in :49.958 seconds and there are several other statistics. It is ranked globally at #29,417th place, and nationally at #6,598 at the time of posting. Other stats include:

Pieces: 102
KPP: 3.12
PPS: 2.05
KPS: 6.40
Finesse: 20f (81.37%)
Quads: 9
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dallas @malice.site · 23/01/2025
finally, employers asking the real questions
Image of a question on a job application. The question reads "From the television show 'The Muppets', which single character best represents you and why?"
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dallas @malice.site · 15/01/2025
Screenshot of two BlueSky posts. the first is from user @stevekoehler22.bsky.social and reads: "I once made a man peel an onion just to watch him cry."

The second post is from user @steamymac.bsky.social and reads: "Sorry I'm late, l've been crying in the parking lot for the last three hours."
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dallas @malice.site · 14/01/2025
just finished my FIRST EVER LEGO SET!!!!!!!!! gf got it for me for valentines last year, so it took a *bit* longer than i'd anticipated, but im so happy its done!!
Image of the LEGO Kingfisher set. It is sitting atop a white printer. The kingfisher is in an action pose with its wings outstretched and a fish in its mouth.Image of the same LEGO Kingfisher set at a different angle.
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dallas @malice.site · 06/01/2025
whenever someone calls their pet their fur baby this is what i imagine the pet looks like
Image of the Grinch as a baby in the 2000 live action Grinch movie.
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dallas @malice.site · 05/01/2025
decided to begin redrawing this after seeing it again! i hadn’t thought about this piece for awhile and i’m hoping that (especially the background) will be improved
Sketch illustration of a hispanic man smoking on a front porch at night. The background is sketchy in red pen, but there is a lake and several docks and a forest.
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dallas @malice.site · 04/01/2025
qrp with purple art 💜🦄🍆🍇☂️ an oldie but a goldie, made this in 2021 of my oc miguel, who has not seen the light of day since then lol #illustration
Illustration of a hispanic man in a hoodie smoking a cigarette on front porch steps. Behind him is a lake, an expansive purple sky full of stars, and a campsite full of lively people in the distance.
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dallas @malice.site · 03/01/2025
new pfp? #wip #illustration #sketch #portrait
Unfinished sketch of a man with glasses, a septum piercing, and long hair looking to his left with his head slightly down. He has the expression of a slightly annoyed cat.
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dallas @malice.site · 02/01/2025
oh shit we hit 200 to celebrate everyone should give me $500
Screenshot of Dallas's profile showing he has 201 followers.
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dallas @malice.site · 01/01/2025
Image of a person holding a small, metallic marble.
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dallas @malice.site · 31/12/2024
An image of a sunrise outside a window. A house can be seen outside with a couple cars in driveways. It had just rained, there are puddles in the yard.
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dallas @malice.site · 31/12/2024
i wanna pop my back on this bitch just one more time
Image of a public high school's desk chair.
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dallas @malice.site · 27/12/2024
An image of the inside of a box of Nerds candies. There are green, red, and white Nerds.
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dallas @malice.site · 21/12/2024
redrew a portrait from a few months ago! i goofed the dimensions on the original so it was crunchy and didn't put as much effort into the line art as i'd like. fixed that and some anatomy issues as well anyway, emperor izan the great everyone B) new v. old #art #illustration #oc #ttrpg #fantasy
Image of an olive skinned knight with a scarred face holding a small child. He is wearing shiny white armor with a dark blue cloth underneath. He is also wearing a large red cape. Above his head are shimmering, golden stag antlers.Same content as the last image, but with several mistakes in the line art and scuffed anatomy.
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dallas @malice.site · 20/12/2024
thanks for the art share :3 i'm dal! i'm an artist who likes making stuff for my various ttrpg campaigns or other fantasy things. i really like bright colors and bold outlines. hope y'all take a look at my stuff <3
Illustration of a gnomish woman. She is smiling manically, holding a bottle of alcohol in one hand and conjuring a flame in another. She has long, blonde hair with bangs braided into two long pigtails. She is dressed in rags in front of a red, ominous gradientDigital illustration of Javier, a dark skinned cowboy tending to two cows. He has salt and pepper curly hair and a patchy beard. He is wearing a cowboy hat, a long sleeved shirt and a vest, as well as baggy trousers. His clothes are a range of light browns, pale greens, and desaturated yellows. They are tattered and well worn. He is petting a cow in front of him, while one behind him is walking to the left and looking backwards. The cows are both white with reddish-brown spots. The cowboy is also holding a staff. Behind the group is an expanse of hilly woods and a sunset.Illustration of a doll like pixie creature. It has tattered purple butterfly wings and is floating in the desert. It carries with it a wooden staff. It has blue button eyes and a stitched smile. It is dressed in cloth wraps and a pink skirt underneath a large brown leather jacket. It is also wearing a military style grey hat.Digital illustration of a fantasy world map. It largely consists of 3 continents in an ocean. The largest continent is on the left hand side, it is a large expanse of dense forests, jungles, and large expansive grasslands and hills. The next largest is on the bottom right hand corner. It consists of deserts, mountains, and canyons, as well as a small section of swamps. The final large continent is in the top right hand side, it is a small island full of snow and basalt deltas. There is a small island in the middle of the map full of large mountains and a dilapidated city.
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dallas @malice.site · 20/12/2024
FINISHED!!!!!!!! this is my ttrpg character, javier. he's normally a very sad, mentally ill man, but this is his happy place. #art #oc #ttrpg #illustration
Digital illustration of Javier, a dark skinned cowboy tending to two cows. He has salt and pepper curly hair and a patchy beard. He is wearing a cowboy hat, a long sleeved shirt and a vest, as well as baggy trousers. His clothes are a range of light browns, pale greens, and desaturated yellows. They are tattered and well worn. He is petting a cow in front of him, while one behind him is walking to the left and looking backwards. The cows are both white with reddish-brown spots. The cowboy is also holding a staff. Behind the group is an expanse of hilly woods and a sunset.
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dallas @malice.site · 20/12/2024
just happened to be my most recent finished art is my pinned post lol but its. honestly humbling to see how far i've come. i forgot about this silly whale and the inside jokes i had with my friends then. #art
Image of a crudely drawn square shaped cartoonish whale. It is blue with a white belly and is making a disinterested expression. Text above it reads "Hello. I am Timothy."Digitally drawn illustration of Dallas, a white man sitting at a booth and giving a peace sign to the camera. He has long black hair, thick black-framed glasses, and a nose and eyebrow piercing. He is wearing a green plaid flannel and is smirking. 

There are several text boxes intruding him and giving insight into his personality, identity, and interests. Please refer to pinned post for more detailed breakdown and more specific alt text.
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dallas @malice.site · 20/12/2024
closing in on finished B) should be done by tomorrow? or maybe i'll hyperfixate on it and finish tonight. hopefully not, i'd like to sleep, but you never know! anyway, sorry for spamming this, if i didn't think i'd lose interest by working on another piece, i would lol #art #WIP #illustration
Digital illustration of a cowboy tending to two cows. He is wearing a cowboy hat, a long sleeved shirt and a vest, as well as baggy trousers. His clothes are a range of light browns, pale greens, and desaturated yellows. He is petting a cow in front of him, while one behind him is walking to the left and looking backwards. The cows are both white with reddish-brown spots. The cowboy is also holding a staff attached to a lantern via a jerry rigged horse shoe attachment. Behind the group is an expanse of hilly woods and a sunset.
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dallas @malice.site · 19/12/2024
i'm also now officially following 500 people! wow! can't follow anyone else anymore!
Image of Dallas's profile. It says he is following 500 people.
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dallas @malice.site · 19/12/2024
helpl i'm aparently a robot
Image of a captcha test with the instructions "Click the image most related to the object in the sample image." The sample image is a strange hodgepodge of apples and motorcycles. The image below is an even stranger hodgepodge of blue and orange swirlies, weirdly cropped and unsettling images of sharks, and AI generated photos of undiscernible gloop.
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dallas @malice.site · 18/12/2024
whenever someone on here complains about other users not following enough people, it reminds me of some dark inverse of this tumblr meme
Image of a digitally illustrated comic. The first panel featured the artist with an expression of surprise and happiness with a single tear streaking down their cheek. One of their posts have been reblogged once, and they say "They love it..."

In the second panel, they are visibly upset and crying sadly. They have received 5 likes and are saying "They hate it..."
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dallas @malice.site · 18/12/2024
progressing #art #sketch #WIP #illustration
Digital illustration of a cowboy petting a cow, while another walks just behind him. The illustration is a work in progress, with low opacity sketches in the background and loose, unfinished line art above it.
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dallas @malice.site · 17/12/2024
feeling sick today and missing my grandma's cooking. im craving her chili like crazy :/
Image of two panels from Peanuts. They feature Spike, Snoopy's cowboy brother, laying under a blanket in the desert. He says,

Panel 1: "It's three o'clock in the morning, and I'm alone in the desert and I don't feel well..."

Panel 2: "Mom.."
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dallas @malice.site · 17/12/2024
ITS HEEEEEEEREEEEEEE
Image of someone holding the Negative Spaces vinyl by Poppy. The vinyl is a swirly pink color with small pockets of transparent white.
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dallas @malice.site · 17/12/2024
sketch of my guy, javier, with his besties. #sketch #art #illustration
A digital illustration of a cowboy amongst a group of cows.
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dallas @malice.site · 17/12/2024
the bots on here are so interesting. never experienced bots like this anywhere else, guess the scammers have been upping their game lol
Screenshot of a DM conversation between Dallas and an anonymous user on Bluesky. Text reads:

Anon: "How are you doing"
Dallas:" Alright. About to lay down for a nap since this is my day off."
Anon: "Oh what city are you"
Dallas: "Middle of nowhere. I live in Kentucky, not getting more specific than that is."
Anon: "Oh what part of city are you. I stay here in Kentucky."Anon: "No I'm not a bot. I'm real and legit."
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dallas @malice.site · 17/12/2024
im so hyped, my poppy negative spaces lp is on the way
An image of a yellow emoji rubbing their hands together deviously, with a mischievous, scheming expression.
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dallas @malice.site · 16/12/2024
YET ANOTHER TETR.IO SPRINT PB LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SUB 50 AINT TOO FAR AWAY NOW!!! #tetris #tetrio
Screenshot from tetr.io ending screen, revealing a 0:51.200 time.
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dallas @malice.site · 16/12/2024
although they DID say it explicitly WASNT spam so.. idk...
Screenshot from a BlueSky DM. Text reads:

"PS: Not a scam but a sincere invitation. It's free and no Comms / no Gaza / no Web3. If it bothers you, please accept my apologies and feel free to ignore it."
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dallas @malice.site · 16/12/2024
im now only accepting spam if they feed my ego at the beginning
Screenshot from BlueSky DMing. The message has multiple redacted words, but reads:

"Hello dallas, you seem like someone who's A whimsical blend of cosmic colors with an artsy flair, radiating an aura of playful mischief and brooding introspection, like a nocturnal creature ready to howl at the moon.

We are [REDACTED] App, an OC and
ACG community. We made a special avatar cat just for you. Its name is Carmen Cattails. With code [REDACTED], you can see
its backstory and adopt it on our website: [LINK REDACTED]

Our app launches soon, join our discord to be part of the founding community: [DISCORD LINK REDACTED]

Sincerely,
[REDACTED]
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dallas @malice.site · 15/12/2024
flex
A screenshot taken from an iPhone showing a notification that the user's screen time was down to 3 hours, 6 minutes a day within the past week.
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dallas @malice.site · 14/12/2024
my microwave got weird
Image of the screen on a microwave. It looks kinda fucked up. It is meant to read "0:16", however it looks like "N:16"
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dallas @malice.site · 14/12/2024
heyo! i'm dallas, an artist, writer, and amateur html-er. on here i post my art, talk about media i'm into, and occasionally shitpost. bluesky: bsky.app/profile/mali... tumblr: www.tumblr.com/malice-and-m... my blog: www.malice.site mastodon: mastoart.social/@maliceandmeat
Digital illustration of a white man with black hair, black glasses, septum and eyebrow piercing looking at the viewer and holding up a peace sign. He is wearing a green flannel and is sitting at a diner booth. In the background is a purple gradient and light blue circles giving texture in the very back. There are also several text bubbles. Text reads:

"Howdy, I'm Dallas. he/him | 23 | EST." Next to this text are images of the polyamorous, transgender, pansexual, and American flags.

"a y'all'ternative lil freak with a love for tabletop gaming, minecraft, bourbon, star wars, cowboys, werewolves, cowboy werewolves, bein silly, weird music, weird movies, normal tv shows.

catch me on: bluesky: dallas@malice.site; tumblr: @malice-and-meat; discord: @dal6644; my blog: malice.site; mastodon: @maliceandmeat@mastoart.social." End text transmission.
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dallas @malice.site · 14/12/2024
big news for the dal fandom
Screenshot from Google Sheets. It is a pie chart with two categories. One is red and labelled "remaining". It is red and takes up exactly 24.9% of the pie chart. The other category is blue and labelled "done". It takes up exactly 75.1% of the pie chart.
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dallas @malice.site · 13/12/2024
finally finished up my drawing of my current SotDL character, cyrus! it took way too fucking long to finish it, i had it like 98% done like. three weeks ago. but whatev, we ball
Digital illustration of a black man wearing a mixture of metallic and leather armor looking pensively off screen. He has a large great sword on his back with a compass embedded on the hilt. He is wearing a blue-ish grey shirt with a darker grey trim. He also has a red-orange skirt on top of baggy, light brown pants. He is standing in a desert.
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dallas @malice.site · 12/12/2024
genuinely, no better way to get me to unfollow and block than to post this shit. i agree with you, but c'mon we gotta make our memes look better than this
A deep friend meme reading:

"Over 800 terrorists have pleaded guilty to crimes on January 6th.
NOT ONE Democrat.
NOT ONE Atheist.
NOT ONE Muslim.
NOT ONE BLM.
NOT ONE Antifa.
ALL OF THEM were Republican terrorists.
100% of them!"

End of text. There are multiple clashing fonts and colors, as well as an image of the January 6th insurrection.
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dallas @malice.site · 12/12/2024
Image of a golden retriever puppy wearing a pajama onsie while laying on a pillow. Text reads "SATURDAY NIGHT OUT! JUST KIDDING. I'M IN MY JAMMIES."
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dallas @malice.site · 11/12/2024
the cup
Image of a tabby cat laying on someone's lap. Her arms are long, outstretched, and crossed over each other in a demure, polite manner.
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dallas @malice.site · 11/12/2024
listen, i'm as anti trump as the next guy, but im so tired of my feed being taken up by deep fried facebook-lookin-ass political comics like this
Image of a political comic featuring Donald Trump holding a torch and pointing at the Statue of Liberty being toed up. He is saying "SHE'S A WITCH.....!!". The statue has the word "Democracy" written on her. There is a horde of people holding pitchforks and torches and wearing MAGA hats. Above the comic is a caption that says "That's where we are at present."
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dallas @malice.site · 11/12/2024
idc if you follow me back, im just some dude. heres my cat
Image of a very bottom heavy tabby cat sitting in a doorway.
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dallas @malice.site · 11/12/2024
hit a tetr.io pb the other day #tetris #tetrio
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dallas @malice.site · 09/12/2024
when i was a girl watching the outsiders, i didnt understand the part where ponyboy got obsessed w cherry after she asked him and johnny to "protect her". but after rewatching it as a man, i would've never left her side.if a woman asked me to protect her id be all MY LEIGE, MY SWORD IS YOURS
Image of a knight kneeling on cracked, dusty dirt under a large spotlight.
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dallas @malice.site · 06/12/2024
oh i forgot, library haul pt 2. i am addiceted to going to my local library
An image of 3 books sitting on a table. The books are "Tress of the Emerald Sea" by Brandon Sanderson and two Darth Maul graphic novels. The original, and Son of Dathomir
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dallas @malice.site · 04/12/2024
who up wrapping they spotify?
Screenshot of a comprehensive Spotify Wrapped review. 

Top Artists:
1. Poppy
2. Dorian Electra
3. AFK
4. King 810
5. Kendrick Lamar

Top Songs:
1. crystalized
2. RATATATA
3. GODZILLA
4. Red Wine Supernova
5. 1:15

Minutes Listened: 68,408Screenshot from Spotify Wrapped. Text reads:

My Minutes Listened:
68,408

Biggest listening day: April 29 with 609 minutes
Top 3% of listeners worldwideScreenshot from Spotify Wrapped. Text reads:

My Top Songs:

1. crystalized - Poppy
2. RATATATA - BABYMETAL, Electric Calboy
3. GODZILLA - AFK
4. Red Wine Supernova - Chappell Roan
5. 1:15 - 8485Screenshot from Spotify Wrapped. Text reads:

My Top Podcasts:

1. The Judgies - Clout10
2. Smosh Mouth - Smosh
3. Red Thread - The Official Podcast
4. CreepCast - Wendigoon & MeatCanyon
5. SomeOrdinaryPodcast - SomeOrdinaryGaners, Oompaville, Nux Taku
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dallas @malice.site · 01/12/2024
evan williams eggnog + root beer
An image of a large beer glass. It contains ice, as well as a gradual gradient from a very light cream colored brown at the bottom, to a darker and more robust brown at the top.
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dallas @malice.site · 28/11/2024
library haul
An image of four books sitting on a bed. From top left to bottom right: "The Art Book: Big Ideas Simply Explained", "Hoax: A History of Deception" by Ian Tattersal and Peter Nevraumont, "Vinyl Resting Place" by Olivia Blacke, and "The Color Scheme Bible: Inspirational Palettes For Designing Home Interiors" by Anna Starmer.
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